Libra Report

"Libra, Better Get Your Balance Right or You'll End Up Dancing with the Stars - And Not in a Fun, TV Show Kinda Way!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Hold Onto Your Protractors! Stars Predict an Algorithm of Chaos This Week!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Galactic Catnip and Quantum Mouse-holes in Your Astrological Litterbox!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers: Time to Come Out of Your Shell, or Face Galactic Consequences!"

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Gemini Report

"Great Scott, Gemini! Flux Capacitor Activated - Time Warp to Unprecedented Possibilities Ahead!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourself, Taurus! Venus Plans a Surprise Visit and She's Not Bringing Brownies!"

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Aries Report

"Red Alert, Aries: Martian Mayhem Ahead! Time to Buckle Up Those Rocket Boots!"

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ChipWitch Today for 31 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 31 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 31 January, 2024. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Earth's Atmospheric Glow

This high exposure photograph revealed Earth's atmospheric glow against the backdrop of a starry sky in this image taken from the International Space ...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces Unleashed: Prepare for a Cosmic Splash as Neptune Sends More Waves Than Your WiFi Router!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius: Expect a cosmic cocktail of celestial shenanigans! Uranus is going retro, and it's not because it forgot its phone!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare for a Stellar U-Turn: Your Planetary Alignment is More Mixed Up than a Quantum Physics Pop Quiz!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself: Galactic Traffic Jam Ahead! Jupiter's In Retrograde, So Late Deliveries Of Good Luck Expected!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: Brace Yourself to Battle Robots of Routine, Just Like Sarah Connor - Only Funnier and Less Sweaty"

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Libra Report

"Libra, You're About to Balance More Than Just Scales, Grab Your Brown Coat and Get Ready for a Serenity-Filled Space Ride!"

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Virgo Report

"Hey Virgo, Better Polish Those Glasses! Uranus is Retrograding and it's Going to Get Messier than a Quantum Physics Symposium After-Party!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Brace for a Cosmic Hairball! Your Lion's Mane is about to get Tangled in the Astral Litterbox of Life!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Strap on Your Moon Boots! Galactic Crab Walk Forecasted for Your Love Life!"

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Gemini Report

"Get to the Chopper, Gemini! Alien Stars are Flexing their Cosmic Muscles!"

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Taurus Report

"Watch Out Taurus, Saturn's in Retrograde and It's About as Cooperative as a Vogon Poetry Reading!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Buckle Up! Intergalactic Speed Bumps Ahead - It's Not a Flux Capacitor Malfunction!"

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The Moon is moving from Virgo to Libra

"Great Lunar Shift, Batman! The Moon's Ditching Virgo for Libra: Expect a Cosmic Balancing Act...or Maybe Just More Indecisiveness!"

ChipWitch Today for 30 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 30 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 30 January, 2024. There are no planets in retrograde!

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A New Home for Ingenuity Mars Helicopter Prototype

The aerial prototype of the Ingenuity Mars Helicopter is seen at the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum’s Steve F. Udvar-Hazy Center, Friday, D...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Navigate the Cosmic Ocean Waves Like a Space Duck on a Hoverboard!"

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Aquarius Report

"Extraterrestrial Alert! Aquarius, Your Horoscope is Leaking Quantum Fluctuations and It's Time to Grab Your Rubber Ducks!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, This Week the Force of Saturn Will Be With You; Don't Forget Your Lightsaber!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Brace for Impact as Mercury Enters Retrograde - Prepare for Missed Emails, Lost Keys and Accidental Texts to Exes!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare for Cosmic Justice! The Stars are Issuing a Warrant for Unprecedented Transformation!"

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The Moon is moving from Virgo to Libra

"Moody Moon Terminates Virgo Vacation, Leaps into Libra's Lap: Resistance is Futile!"

Libra Report

"Libra: Prepare for Interstellar Balance! Venus is out of Retrograde, so stop blaming it for your bad hair days."

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, May the Force of Mercury Be With You - But Seriously, Watch Out for Retrograde, It's the Real Death Star!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Forecast: Galactic Gavel Slams Down! Lions Break Loose in the Starry Court of the Cosmos!"

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Cancer Report

"Prepare Your Crabby Shells, Cancerians! A Galactic Tidal Wave of Emotions and Retrograde Mayhem is on its Way!"

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Gemini Report

"Brace Yourselves, Geminis! Your Twin Stars Demand a Double Dose of Fun and Quantum Quirkiness This Week!"

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Taurus Report

"Timey-Wimey Taurus: Brace Yourself for a Whirlwind of Cosmic Bull Energies with a Side of Sonic Screwdriver Shenanigans!"

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Aries Report

"Rocketing Forward: Aries, Your Mars-ian Energy Set to Blast Off This Month - Hold on to Your Space Helmets!"

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ChipWitch Today for 29 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 29 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 29 January, 2024. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Pisces Report

"Breaking Stellar News: Pisces Swims into Uncharted Cosmo-Waters - Neptune Forgot Floaties!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, 'Hasta La Vista, Baby!' - Say Goodbye to Cosmic Chaos and Beam Up Some Starry Success!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare to Launch! The Universe is About to Hit CTRL+ALT+DEL on Your Life's Task Manager!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Grab Your Sonic Screwdriver! Your Star-Mapped Journey Through the Space-Time Continuum Awaits!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio's Forecast: Prepare for a Cosmic Tailspin, A Sting of Luck, and a Starry-eyed Encounter with Uranus!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Brace Yourselves for Outer-Space Level Balance: Even an Alien's Drool Won't Tip Your Scales!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, I'm Afraid I Can't Do That: The Universe Suggests You Reboot Your Love Life This Month!"

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Leo Report

"Gandalf Warns Leos: One Does Not Simply Waltz into a Retrograde without a Plan!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer, Prepare for a Cosmic Pinch! Your Stars are Aligning in a Quantum Quandary!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Alert: Gemini, Hold Your Lightsabers High! The Stars Predict a Rebellion in Your Routine!"

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Taurus Report

"Beam Me Up, Taurus! - Your Bullish Charm Might Not Move Mountains, But It's Sure to Abduct Some Alien Hearts!"

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Aries Report

"Aries: Mars is in Retrograde, But Don't Panic! Your Thrusters are Still on Full Blast!"

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ChipWitch Today for 28 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 28 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 28 January, 2024. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prep Your Fins! Mercury's going retrograde and you're about to swim through a cosmic whirlpool of 'what the fish'!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarians, Brace Yourselves for a Galactic Tsunami of Twists and Turns: Quantum Physics Meets Horoscope Hysteria!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Brace Yourself for a Cyborg-Free Week! No Time Travelers, Just Star Transits!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Aliens Haven't Invaded Yet, So Keep Your Sonic Screwdriver Handy, Sagittarius! Your Stars Are Aligning in a Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Sort of Way!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpios, this week you'll feel as complicated as the Millennium Falcon's hyperdrive system - Strangely Unpredictable yet Unbelievably Efficient!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Align Your Scales! Interstellar Diplomacy Peaks this Week, or as We Say in Galactica - Time to Play Nice with Cylons!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Weekly Forecast: Expect Cosmic Tidiness Overload, Mercury Goes Retrograde and your OCD is NOT Amused!"

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Leo Report

"Leo Pride Alert: Universe Confirms You're the Main Character, but Beware of Mercury's Retrograde Photobomb!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, prepare for an out-of-this-world week! Aliens might not be landing in your backyard, but your luck sure is!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble: Gemini's See-Saw Week Ahead - Will It Be Quantum Physics or Flower Power?"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, Ready Your Pasture: Comet Cows are Coming to Graze on Your Astro-Turf!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Hold Onto Your Ram Horns: Retrograde Rollercoaster Ahead!"

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The Moon is moving from Leo to Virgo

"Hold Onto Your Telescopes, Earthlings: The Moon is Ditching Leo for Virgo in a Galactic Game of Musical Chairs!"

ChipWitch Today for 27 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 27 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 27 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Bleep-Bloop, Pisces! Mercury's in Retrograde, Time to Recharge Those Emotional Batteries... and Maybe Your Phone Too!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, You're Bursting with Ideas Like a Xenomorph from a Chest! Prepare for an Out-of-this-World Week!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves: Saturn's About to Pull a Spock and Beam You Up to Responsibility Station!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Warp Speed into a Nebula of Love - but Don't Forget Your Phaser!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Time to Dodge Planetary Bullets Like Neo! - Will You Take the Red Planet or the Blue Planet?"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More than Your Checkbook: Cosmic Scales Tilt Towards Chaos & Comet Dust Cupcakes!"

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Virgo Report

"Venus Aligns with Virgo: Time to Tidy Up that Love Life, Picasso Style!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Horoscope: Expect a Galactic Traffic Jam in Your Fifth House, Time to Use Your Mane Power!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer Cosmos Conundrum: Galactic Guidance Suggests it's Time to Come Out of Your Shell and Stop Mooning Around!"

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Gemini Report

"Double the Fun, Double the Trouble: Gemini's Whirlwind Week of Cosmic Twists, Quantum Quirks and Accidental Conquests of Parallel Universes!"

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Taurus Report

"Bullseye! Taurus Rockets into Retrograde - Aliens Say it's Time for Self-Care, not Cow-Tipping!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Yourselves! Mars is Doing a Samba and Your Life's about to Turn into an Episode of 'Space-West-Wing!'"

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ChipWitch Today for 26 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 26 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 26 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Day of Remembrance

From left to right, NASA Administrator Bill Nelson, NASA Deputy Administrator Pam Melroy, and Deputy Chief of Mission for the Embassy of Israel Eliav ...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Expect Your Luck to Be as Fluctuating as The Mandalorian's Bounty Hunting Rates This Week!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aliens Called, Aquarius: They Want Their Quirkiness Back - A Galactic Forecast for the Water Bearer!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns Beware! Saturn's Rings are More Tangled than Your Headphones After a Pocket Journey!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Grab Your Bow! Jupiter's Retrograde is Making it Rain Cats and Dogs... And Maybe a Few Meteors!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Cloaking Device Activated! Stealth Mode On, Intense Emotions Invisible... For Now"

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Libra Report

"Brace for Impact, Libra! Venus is in Retrograde, Expect a Flurry of Unanswered Texts and Unmatched Socks!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Your Stars are More Mixed Up Than a Quantum Physics Pop Quiz!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare for a Cosmic Hairball: Mars in Retrograde Might Just Ruffle Your Majestic Mane!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves: Your Crabby Side may Get a Cosmic Pinch this Month!"

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Gemini Report

"Twins, Buckle Up! The Universe is Playing Ping-Pong with Your Destiny This Week!"

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Taurus Report

"Planets Align for Taurus: Spontaneous Mullet Growth and Sudden Cravings for Vegan Tacos Predicted!"

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Aries Report

"Stars Aligning for Aries: Expect Sudden Cravings for Quantum Physics and Organic Quinoa!"

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The Moon is moving from Cancer to Leo

"E.T. Phone Home: The Moon Ditches Hermit Crab Cancer for Party Lion Leo. Extra-Terrestrial Disco, Anyone?"

ChipWitch Today for 25 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 25 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 25 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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