"Libra, Better Get Your Balance Right or You'll End Up Dancing with the Stars - And Not in a Fun, TV Show Kinda Way!"

"Virgo, Hold Onto Your Protractors! Stars Predict an Algorithm of Chaos This Week!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Galactic Catnip and Quantum Mouse-holes in Your Astrological Litterbox!"

"Crabby Cancers: Time to Come Out of Your Shell, or Face Galactic Consequences!"

"Great Scott, Gemini! Flux Capacitor Activated - Time Warp to Unprecedented Possibilities Ahead!"

"Brace Yourself, Taurus! Venus Plans a Surprise Visit and She's Not Bringing Brownies!"

"Red Alert, Aries: Martian Mayhem Ahead! Time to Buckle Up Those Rocket Boots!"

This high exposure photograph revealed Earth's atmospheric glow against the backdrop of a starry sky in this image taken from the International Space ...

"Pisces Unleashed: Prepare for a Cosmic Splash as Neptune Sends More Waves Than Your WiFi Router!"

"Aquarius: Expect a cosmic cocktail of celestial shenanigans! Uranus is going retro, and it's not because it forgot its phone!"

"Capricorn, Prepare for a Stellar U-Turn: Your Planetary Alignment is More Mixed Up than a Quantum Physics Pop Quiz!"

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself: Galactic Traffic Jam Ahead! Jupiter's In Retrograde, So Late Deliveries Of Good Luck Expected!"

"Scorpio: Brace Yourself to Battle Robots of Routine, Just Like Sarah Connor - Only Funnier and Less Sweaty"

"Libra, You're About to Balance More Than Just Scales, Grab Your Brown Coat and Get Ready for a Serenity-Filled Space Ride!"

"Hey Virgo, Better Polish Those Glasses! Uranus is Retrograding and it's Going to Get Messier than a Quantum Physics Symposium After-Party!"

"Leo, Brace for a Cosmic Hairball! Your Lion's Mane is about to get Tangled in the Astral Litterbox of Life!"

"Cancerians, Strap on Your Moon Boots! Galactic Crab Walk Forecasted for Your Love Life!"

"Get to the Chopper, Gemini! Alien Stars are Flexing their Cosmic Muscles!"

"Watch Out Taurus, Saturn's in Retrograde and It's About as Cooperative as a Vogon Poetry Reading!"

"Great Lunar Shift, Batman! The Moon's Ditching Virgo for Libra: Expect a Cosmic Balancing Act...or Maybe Just More Indecisiveness!"

"Aries, Buckle Up! Intergalactic Speed Bumps Ahead - It's Not a Flux Capacitor Malfunction!"

The aerial prototype of the Ingenuity Mars Helicopter is seen at the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum’s Steve F. Udvar-Hazy Center, Friday, D...

"Pisces, Prepare to Navigate the Cosmic Ocean Waves Like a Space Duck on a Hoverboard!"

"Extraterrestrial Alert! Aquarius, Your Horoscope is Leaking Quantum Fluctuations and It's Time to Grab Your Rubber Ducks!"

"Capricorn, This Week the Force of Saturn Will Be With You; Don't Forget Your Lightsaber!"

"Sagittarius: Brace for Impact as Mercury Enters Retrograde - Prepare for Missed Emails, Lost Keys and Accidental Texts to Exes!"

"Moody Moon Terminates Virgo Vacation, Leaps into Libra's Lap: Resistance is Futile!"

"Scorpio, Prepare for Cosmic Justice! The Stars are Issuing a Warrant for Unprecedented Transformation!"

"Libra: Prepare for Interstellar Balance! Venus is out of Retrograde, so stop blaming it for your bad hair days."

"Virgo, May the Force of Mercury Be With You - But Seriously, Watch Out for Retrograde, It's the Real Death Star!"

"Leo's Forecast: Galactic Gavel Slams Down! Lions Break Loose in the Starry Court of the Cosmos!"

"Prepare Your Crabby Shells, Cancerians! A Galactic Tidal Wave of Emotions and Retrograde Mayhem is on its Way!"

"Brace Yourselves, Geminis! Your Twin Stars Demand a Double Dose of Fun and Quantum Quirkiness This Week!"

"Timey-Wimey Taurus: Brace Yourself for a Whirlwind of Cosmic Bull Energies with a Side of Sonic Screwdriver Shenanigans!"

"Rocketing Forward: Aries, Your Mars-ian Energy Set to Blast Off This Month - Hold on to Your Space Helmets!"

"Breaking Stellar News: Pisces Swims into Uncharted Cosmo-Waters - Neptune Forgot Floaties!"

"Aquarius, 'Hasta La Vista, Baby!' - Say Goodbye to Cosmic Chaos and Beam Up Some Starry Success!"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Launch! The Universe is About to Hit CTRL+ALT+DEL on Your Life's Task Manager!"

"Sagittarius, Grab Your Sonic Screwdriver! Your Star-Mapped Journey Through the Space-Time Continuum Awaits!"

"Scorpio's Forecast: Prepare for a Cosmic Tailspin, A Sting of Luck, and a Starry-eyed Encounter with Uranus!"

"Libra, Brace Yourselves for Outer-Space Level Balance: Even an Alien's Drool Won't Tip Your Scales!"

"Virgo, I'm Afraid I Can't Do That: The Universe Suggests You Reboot Your Love Life This Month!"

"Gandalf Warns Leos: One Does Not Simply Waltz into a Retrograde without a Plan!"

"Crabby Cancer, Prepare for a Cosmic Pinch! Your Stars are Aligning in a Quantum Quandary!"