"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves: The Universe Sends a Galactic Crab-Pot Boil Your Way!"

"Gemini, Prepare Yourself: This Week You'll Be More Balanced Than a Quantum Equation on a Tightrope!"

"Taurus Forecast: Hasta La Vista, Boredom! It's Time for Some Stellar Bull Action!"

"Extraterrestrial Alert: Mars Serves Spicy Meatballs of Adventure to Aries - Extra Sauce Guaranteed!"

"Moon's Aries Vacation Over, Taurus Welcomes with Open Horns: Planetary B&B Continues!"

Maricela Lizcano poses inside NASA Glenn Research Center’s Aerospace Communications Facility.

"Engage Maximum Chill, Pisces! Your Star Trek to Inner Peace Begins Now: Resistance is Futile!"

"Alien Invasion Forecasted: Aquarius, Time to Channel Your Inner Ripley and Take Charge!"

"Capricorn, Prepare for Galactic Overhaul: Time to Reboot Your Cosmic Mainframe!"

"Sagittarius, Get Ready to Shoot Cosmic Arrows of Awesomeness this Month - Just Remember Not to Hit Any Innocent Space Birds!"

"Scorpio, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Chaos: Mars is not Just Your Ruling Planet, it's Also Your Roommate Who Never Does the Dishes!"

"Libra, This Week Expect Balance in the Force but an Imbalance in Your Laundry Basket!"

"Neutron Stars Called, They Want Their Density Back: A Virgo's Guide to Loosening Up This Month!"

"Leo, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Shenanigans! Galaxy's Mane Event: Your Hair Might Just Defy Gravity this Month!"

"Cancerians, Prepare for a Galactic Donut Glazing: Justice Served with a Side of Emotional Introspection, RoboCop Style!"

"Binary Stars in Retrograde: Gemini's Cosmic Juggling Act Turns into a Galactic Ping Pong Tournament!"

"Stellar Shakeup: Taurus, Even the Stars Agree - It's Time to Moo-ve On!"

"Aries, Prepare to Get Ram-Bunctious: A Stellar Stampede of Cosmic Surprises is About to Hit Your Galactic Playground!"

NASA’s Exploration Ground Systems conducts a water flow test with the mobile launcher at Kennedy Space Center’s Launch Complex 39B in Florida on Oct. ...

"Astrological Alert: Pisces, Prepare to Swim Circles around Mercury Retrograde, Barbarella Style!"

"Aquarius Forecast: Uranus in Retrograde! Prepare for a Cosmic Wedgie of Interstellar Proportions!"

"Buckle Up, Capricorn! Your Saturn-ruled Self is about to Experience a Cosmological Conga Line of Planetary Peculiarities!"

"Sagittarius, Ready Your Reese's Pieces: Your Stars Say You're About to Phone Home Big Time!"

"Scorpio, Grab Your Raincoat: Cosmic Tears in the Rain Forecasted! No, It's Not a Replicant Invasion, Just Mercury in Retrograde!"

"Gandalf's Guide to Libran Life: 'You Shall Not Pass...Up These Stellar Opportunities!'"

"Virgo Under the Microscope: A Week of Cosmic Comedy, Quantum Quandaries, and Star-Studded Serendipity!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar into the Emptiness of Space: And Other Delightfully Pointless Activities for Your Week Ahead!"

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves: The Force of the Universe is Stronger than a Wookiee's Armpit this Month!"

"Gemini's Twin Suns: One Says 'Chill', Other Says 'Thrill'. Choose Wisely or You'll End Up in Carbonite!"

"Stellar Shenanigans: Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Cattle Drive of Epic Proportions!"

"Red Alert, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde: Time to Charge Your Crystals and Reset Your Phaser to Fun!"

"Planetary Musical Chairs: The Moon Ditches Pisces for Aries, Because Even Celestial Bodies Need a Change of Scenery!"

An engineer prepares a small rover – part of NASA's CADRE (Cooperative Autonomous Distributed Robotic Exploration) technology demonstration that's hea...

"Pisces: 'Hasta La Vista, Bad Vibes!' - Your Celestial Reboot is Ready to Launch!"

"Brace Your Antennas, Aquarius! Cosmic Waves Set to Unleash a Tsunami of Sarcasm and Quantum Quirkiness!"

"Capricorn, Buckle Up! Saturn's Ring Toss May Cause Sudden Urges to Organize Sock Drawers and Craft Five-Year Plans!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare for a Chaotic Caper Across the Cosmos: It's Bigger on the Inside!"

"Scorpio forecast: The Force is Strong, but the Scorpion's Sting is Stronger!"

"Beep-Boop-Beep! Libra, Balancing the Force... and Scales? A Galactic Guide to Your Love Life, Work Drama, and Avoiding Imperial Entanglements!"

"Virgo, boldly going where no sign has gone before: A week of unexpected laundry and interstellar self-discovery!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Cosmic Catnip in the Asteroid Belt Sparks a Stellar Revolution!"

"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Rollercoaster: Even Your Claw Can't Grab Onto This Galactic Gumbo!"

"Gemini, prepare for a cosmic conga line of planets in your sign! May cause sudden urges to juggle multiple personalities or debate with oneself. Remember, it's not schizophrenia, it's just a Gemini party!"

"Taurus, Brace for Impact! Your Stubbornness Might Make You as Popular as a Reaver at a Tea Party!"