"Capricorn, Set Phasers to Fun: Your Planetary Alignments are More Mixed Up than a Klingon at a Star Trek Convention!"

"Sagittarius, Time to Unleash Your Inner Centaur: Interstellar Shenanigans Await!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Galactic Tango of Passion, Secrets and Quantum Mechanics!"

"Libra Forecast: Balancing Act on a Cosmic Teeter-Totter, or How to Juggle Stars Without Dropping Your Dignity!"

"Virgo, this week you're more balanced than a perfectly calibrated equation in a quantum physics lecture! Prepare for cosmic harmony, but remember, no one can hear you scream in space... or when you find that missing sock."

"Leo, May the Force of Planetary Alignment Be With You: Navigating Your Galactic Love Life and Avoiding Darth Vader Moments!"

"Cancer, brace yourself for a cosmic ride this week! It's less 'Alien encounter' and more 'Lost in Space', but who says you need a spaceship to explore the universe?"

"Double Trouble Alert: Gemini Goes Retrograde, or Just Their Typical Two-Faced Tango?"

"May the Bull be With You: A Taurus's Cosmic Journey in Dodging Asteroids and Embracing Love!"

"Rocket Fuel on Fire! Aries, Prepare for the Cosmic Rollercoaster of Your Astrological DNA Being Stirred with a Galactic Whisk!"

"Brace Yourselves, Space Cadets: The Moon's Shifting from the Scorpionic Dark Side to Sagittarius's Party Central!"

This new NASA Hubble Space Telescope image shows ESO 185-IG013, a luminous blue compact galaxy (BCG). BCGs are nearby galaxies that show an intense bu...

"Highly Illogical Pisces: Starfleet Predicts Galactic Emotional Waves, Pack Your Vulcan Tissues!"

"Caution, Aquarius! Your Uranus is Showing - A Galactic Hitchhiker's Guide to Navigating the Nebulous Nuances of Your Astrological Forecast!"

"Capricorn: Time to Ram into Success or Just Stubbornly Headbutt the Universe?"

"Get Ready, Sagittarius! The Stars Say it's Time to Escape from your Comfort Zone...or is it New York?"

"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for an Emotional Overhaul, More Intense Than RoboCop's Hardware Upgrade!"

"Libra, Brace Yourself! You're About to Balance the Universe on One Finger... While Eating a Jelly Baby!"

"Virgo Forecast: Mercury in Retrograde Again! Hold onto Your Glasses, It's About to Get Bumpy!"

"Leo, the Lion King of Zodiac is Roaring: Buckle Up for a Galactic Rollercoaster of Love, Laughter and Lint-Tossing!"

"Crabby Cancers, Brace Your Antennae: The Cosmos Churns with a Twist of Quantum Quirkiness and a Splash of Gravitational Grooviness!"

"Deckard Couldn't Even: Gemini's Rollercoaster Ride in Retrograde, More Twisty Than a Replicant's Logic Puzzle!"

"Stellar Traffic Jam Ahead, Taurus -- Time to Grab Your Cosmic Coffee and Buckle Up for an Interstellar Ride!"

"Aries, Brace Yourselves: Your Planetary Overlords Plot a Cosmic Comedy Show, Featuring You!"

NASA completed a full-duration, 500-second hot fire of an RS-25 certification engine Jan. 17, continuing a critical test series to support future SLS ...

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Sideways: Mercury's Doing the Backstroke and Mars Lost its Water Wings!"

"Aquarius Forecast: Prepare for a Stellar Meltdown - Uranus is in Retrograde and It's Not Happy About It!"

"Capricorn, Brace for Impact: Saturn's Retrograde is Like a Cylon Ambush on Your Patience!"

"Sagittarius, Hold Onto Your Flux Capacitors! This Week's Forecast is a Cosmic Whirlwind of 1.21 Gigawatts!"

"Scorpio, Prepare for a Galactic Clean-Up: It's Time to Sort Through Your Emotional Junk Drawer!"

"Libra, Prepare to Balance Your Scales with Cosmic Harmony, or Risk Floating Away in Space Like a Lost Satellite...Again!"

"Patience, you must have, Virgo! In the stars, a traffic jam there seems to be. Mercury in retrograde, causing cosmic hiccups it is!"

"Leo, prepare to ROAR! Solar flares might mess with your WiFi, but your cosmic connection is stronger than any router!"

"Beep Bloop Bop! Cancer, Prepare for a Cosmic Crab Walk as Planetary Shifts Promise Galactic Giggles!"

"Double Trouble: Gemini's Two-Faced Planetary Caffeine Rush Predicts a Week Full of Schrödinger's Decisions!"

"Brace Yourselves, Tauruses! Venus is in Retrograde and It's About to Throw More Curveballs Than a Jealous Android on a Pitching Mound!"

"Red Alert, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde and it's Stealing Your WiFi!"

"Strap in, Space Cowboys: The Moon's Slipping from Libra's Scales to Scorpio's Stinger - It's About to Get as Bumpy as a Ride on Serenity!"

A successful liftoff from Space Launch Complex 40 at Cape Canaveral Space Force Station in Florida as Northrop Grumman’s Cygnus spacecraft, atop a Spa...

"Pisces Phone Home! Your Cosmic Connection is Calling, Don't Leave it on Alien Voicemail!"

"Logic Meets Lunacy: Aquarius, Your Binary Star System of Quirkiness is in Full Alignment This Month!"

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves: The Universe is About to Drop the Mic... And It Might Land on Your Ambitions!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Dodge Comet Showers and Juggle Planets: Your Gravity-Defying Week Ahead!"

"Scorpio, Brace Yourself for a Stellar Twist: Even the Black Hole of Your Ex Can't Compare to this Week's Cosmic Drama!"