"Scorpio, brace your stardust for a cosmic roller coaster! Like a red alert on the USS Voyager, your star alignment is about to get warp-speed wobbly!"

"Libra: Time to Balance Your Scales and Dodge Cosmic Bullets, Neo-style!"

"Virgo, Prepare for an Epic Battle Between Your Inner Perfectionist and the Chaos of Outer Space This Week!"

"Leo Alert! Time to Roar into Action as Uranus Retrogrades, or Maybe You're Just Having a Hairball?"

"Cancer, Prepare to Serve Justice to Your Stars: It's RoboCapricorn Season in Your Love Sector!"

"Double Trouble Delight: Gemini, Time to Clone Your Fun! Or Maybe Just Your Houseplants, for Science!"

"Taurus, This Week You're More Stubborn than a Wookiee Losing at Chess! - Your Astrological Forecast from the Dark Side!"

"Holodeck Hijinks Ahead: Luna Moves from Aries to Taurus - Prepare for a Shift from Warp Speed to Chill Mode!"

"Brace Yourself Aries, Mars is in Retrograde: Expect Sudden Urges to Conquer the Universe...or Just Reorganize Your Sock Drawer!"

The Visible Infrared Imaging Radiometer Suite sensor on the NOAA-NASA Suomi NPP satellite captured this image of the aurora borealis, or northern ligh...

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in Cosmic Jello: Quantum Physics Predicts a Wibbly-Wobbly, Timey-Wimey Week Ahead!"

"Quantum Quirks & Quarks: Aquarius, Your Love Life May Experience a Big Bang This Week!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself: Saturn is Going Retrograde and it's About to Throw More Curves than a UFO on a Cosmic Joyride!"

"Sagittarius: Buckle Up, Space Cowboy! Your Stars are Zooming to Galaxies of Fun and Folly!"

"Breaking Moos: Lunar Express Dumps Aries, Taurus Now the Hot New Destination! No Recounts!"

"Scorpio, Brace for Impact: Mars in Retrograde or Alien Invasion?!"

"Libra, Scale Your Expectations: Brace for a Cosmic See-Saw Ride of Galactic Proportions!"

"Escape from Reality, Virgo! The Stars are Aligning for a Cosmic Vacation!"

"Leo, Brace for Impact: A Purr-fect Cosmic Hairball of Love and Adventure is Heading Your Way!"

"Cancerians, Hold Onto Your Hermit Crabs: Lunar High Tide Predicts a Rollercoaster of Emotions and Extra Crunchy Granola!"

"Double Trouble Twins Gemini: Reapplying Camouflage as Mercury Retrogrades, Not Even Invisibility Cloaks Can Hide Your Drama!"

"Hold onto Your Horns, Taurus! A Bumpy Cosmic Ride Awaits with a Side Dish of Quantum Quirkiness!"

"Aries, Get Ready to Dodge Planetary Bullets, Matrix Style: Your Astro Forecast is Now Loading!"

NASA and Lockheed Martin publicly unveil the X-59 quiet supersonic research aircraft at a ceremony in Lockheed Martin’s Skunk Works facility in Palmda...

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in Circles: Mercury's Retrograde Has More Twists Than a Quantum Physics Textbook!"

"Aquarius, it's Time to Re-Boot Your Cosmic Wi-Fi: Uranus is Downloading Updates!"

"Capricornian Chronicles: Goat-Fish Hybrid Seeks Mountainous Success and Deep Sea Wisdom - All Without Leaving the Couch!"

"Sagittarius, Gear Up for a Galactic Dance! Your Planets are Shuffling like a Klingon at a Star Wars Convention!"

"Scorpio Survival Guide: How to Thrive When Mercury Retrogrades into a Black Hole of Miscommunication!"

"Libra: Expect Balance to Tip! Gravity, Your Scale, and Uranus Have a Cosmic Date!"

"Virgo Stars Align: Get Ready for an Invisible-Yet-Busy Week, Just Like Our Favorite Cloaked Alien in the Jungle!"

"Frakkin' Leos, Brace Yourselves! A Supernova of Possibility is About to Blast Your Mane - And Your Ego, Too!"

"Cancer: Your Week Ahead Looks More 'Beach Picnic' Than 'Robot Apocalypse'. Stay Alert for Spilled Smoothies!"

"Galactic Geminis: Prepare for a Cosmic Conga Line of Planetary Peculiarities - Strap in for a Quantum Quirkiness!"

"Stubborn as a Bull, or Just Taurus? - This week's cosmic forecast promises a roller coaster of stubbornness, chilled wine and Netflix binges!"

"Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Hokey-Pokey: Planets Shake it All About and You Turn Yourself Around!"

"Beep-Boop-Beep! Pisces Ascends: Starfishes, Get Your Fins Ready for An Intergalactic Swim!"

"Gandalf's Grey Advice to Aquarius: 'You Shall Not Pass... Up Opportunities This Month!'"

"Capricorn, Time to Climb that Astrological Mountain - Just Don't Forget Your Hiking Boots and Love of Bureaucracy!"

"Sagittarius, Fasten Your Bow-strings! Your Star-ship is About to Warp into a Nebula of Unexpected Surprises – So Hold on to Your Quivers!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for a Cosmic Hoedown with Pluto - Bring Your Phasers and Flower Crowns!"

"Libra, Prepare for a Cosmic Tug-of-War: Your Scales are About to Get a Galactic Workout!"

"Virgo, Unleash Your Inner Multipass! Cosmic Dust Bunnies Forecasted to Tidy Up Your Solar System!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Mars is in Retrograde and Forgot its Glasses!"