"Scorpio, brace your stardust for a cosmic roller coaster! Like a red alert on the USS Voyager, your star alignment is about to get warp-speed wobbly!"

"Libra: Time to Balance Your Scales and Dodge Cosmic Bullets, Neo-style!"

"Virgo, Prepare for an Epic Battle Between Your Inner Perfectionist and the Chaos of Outer Space This Week!"

"Leo Alert! Time to Roar into Action as Uranus Retrogrades, or Maybe You're Just Having a Hairball?"

"Cancer, Prepare to Serve Justice to Your Stars: It's RoboCapricorn Season in Your Love Sector!"

"Double Trouble Delight: Gemini, Time to Clone Your Fun! Or Maybe Just Your Houseplants, for Science!"

"Taurus, This Week You're More Stubborn than a Wookiee Losing at Chess! - Your Astrological Forecast from the Dark Side!"

"Brace Yourself Aries, Mars is in Retrograde: Expect Sudden Urges to Conquer the Universe...or Just Reorganize Your Sock Drawer!"

"Holodeck Hijinks Ahead: Luna Moves from Aries to Taurus - Prepare for a Shift from Warp Speed to Chill Mode!"

The Visible Infrared Imaging Radiometer Suite sensor on the NOAA-NASA Suomi NPP satellite captured this image of the aurora borealis, or northern ligh...

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in Cosmic Jello: Quantum Physics Predicts a Wibbly-Wobbly, Timey-Wimey Week Ahead!"

"Quantum Quirks & Quarks: Aquarius, Your Love Life May Experience a Big Bang This Week!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself: Saturn is Going Retrograde and it's About to Throw More Curves than a UFO on a Cosmic Joyride!"

"Sagittarius: Buckle Up, Space Cowboy! Your Stars are Zooming to Galaxies of Fun and Folly!"

"Scorpio, Brace for Impact: Mars in Retrograde or Alien Invasion?!"

"Breaking Moos: Lunar Express Dumps Aries, Taurus Now the Hot New Destination! No Recounts!"

"Libra, Scale Your Expectations: Brace for a Cosmic See-Saw Ride of Galactic Proportions!"

"Escape from Reality, Virgo! The Stars are Aligning for a Cosmic Vacation!"

"Leo, Brace for Impact: A Purr-fect Cosmic Hairball of Love and Adventure is Heading Your Way!"

"Cancerians, Hold Onto Your Hermit Crabs: Lunar High Tide Predicts a Rollercoaster of Emotions and Extra Crunchy Granola!"

"Double Trouble Twins Gemini: Reapplying Camouflage as Mercury Retrogrades, Not Even Invisibility Cloaks Can Hide Your Drama!"

"Hold onto Your Horns, Taurus! A Bumpy Cosmic Ride Awaits with a Side Dish of Quantum Quirkiness!"

"Aries, Get Ready to Dodge Planetary Bullets, Matrix Style: Your Astro Forecast is Now Loading!"

NASA and Lockheed Martin publicly unveil the X-59 quiet supersonic research aircraft at a ceremony in Lockheed Martin’s Skunk Works facility in Palmda...

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in Circles: Mercury's Retrograde Has More Twists Than a Quantum Physics Textbook!"

"Aquarius, it's Time to Re-Boot Your Cosmic Wi-Fi: Uranus is Downloading Updates!"

"Capricornian Chronicles: Goat-Fish Hybrid Seeks Mountainous Success and Deep Sea Wisdom - All Without Leaving the Couch!"

"Sagittarius, Gear Up for a Galactic Dance! Your Planets are Shuffling like a Klingon at a Star Wars Convention!"

"Scorpio Survival Guide: How to Thrive When Mercury Retrogrades into a Black Hole of Miscommunication!"

"Libra: Expect Balance to Tip! Gravity, Your Scale, and Uranus Have a Cosmic Date!"

"Virgo Stars Align: Get Ready for an Invisible-Yet-Busy Week, Just Like Our Favorite Cloaked Alien in the Jungle!"

"Frakkin' Leos, Brace Yourselves! A Supernova of Possibility is About to Blast Your Mane - And Your Ego, Too!"

"Cancer: Your Week Ahead Looks More 'Beach Picnic' Than 'Robot Apocalypse'. Stay Alert for Spilled Smoothies!"

"Galactic Geminis: Prepare for a Cosmic Conga Line of Planetary Peculiarities - Strap in for a Quantum Quirkiness!"

"Stubborn as a Bull, or Just Taurus? - This week's cosmic forecast promises a roller coaster of stubbornness, chilled wine and Netflix binges!"

"Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Hokey-Pokey: Planets Shake it All About and You Turn Yourself Around!"

"Beep-Boop-Beep! Pisces Ascends: Starfishes, Get Your Fins Ready for An Intergalactic Swim!"

"Gandalf's Grey Advice to Aquarius: 'You Shall Not Pass... Up Opportunities This Month!'"

"Capricorn, Time to Climb that Astrological Mountain - Just Don't Forget Your Hiking Boots and Love of Bureaucracy!"

"Sagittarius, Fasten Your Bow-strings! Your Star-ship is About to Warp into a Nebula of Unexpected Surprises – So Hold on to Your Quivers!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for a Cosmic Hoedown with Pluto - Bring Your Phasers and Flower Crowns!"

"Libra, Prepare for a Cosmic Tug-of-War: Your Scales are About to Get a Galactic Workout!"

"Virgo, Unleash Your Inner Multipass! Cosmic Dust Bunnies Forecasted to Tidy Up Your Solar System!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Mars is in Retrograde and Forgot its Glasses!"

"Crabby Cancers, Buckle Up! Your Mercury is Going Retrograde, And It's About to be More Chaotic Than A Quantum Physics Lecture!"

"Twins, Brace Yourselves: Mercury Retrograde Approaching Faster than a Reaver on a Hovercraft!"

"Alert Alert! Taurus, Brace Your Circuit Boards for a Galactic Shift! The Planetary Conga Line is Changing its Rhythm!"

"Galactic Alert: Impulsive Aries Rams Headfirst into Retrograde, Accidentally Discovers Fifth Law of Thermodynamics!"

"Brace Yourselves, Star Gazers! The Moon Packs Up from Pisces, Boarding the Aries Express - Expect Cosmic Feathers to Be Ruffled!"

"Pisces, Prepare Your Gills! A Tsunami of Cosmic Energy is Coming - Just Keep Swimming!"

"Aquarius: Get to the Chakra! Your Stars Align Faster than a Predator's Laser Sight!"

"Logical Analysis Predicts: Capricorns, Prepare to Beam up Success with a Side of Surprising Emotional Discoveries. Fascinating!"

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself! Jupiter's Retrograde is About to Cause More Traffic Jams Than a Dalek Invasion!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for Galactic Gavel - The Stars Order a Cosmic Citation of Intense Passion!"

"Libra - Prepare to Boldly Go Where No Scale Has Tipped Before: A Journey into an Unexpected Alignment of Planets!"

"Virgo, Prepare to Terminate Stress This Month: 'I'll Be Back', Said No Astrological Challenge Ever!"

"Boldly Roaring Where No Lion Has Roared Before: A Star-Studded Odyssey for Leo in the Final Frontier of The Zodiac!"

"Cancer, Hold Onto Your Star Charts! Quantum Fluctuations Predict a Roller Coaster Week in the Wormhole of Life!"

"Logical Revelations Await, Gemini: The Stars Boldly Go Where No Horoscope Has Gone Before!"

"Stubborn Taurus, Prepare to Shift into Bull-istic Mode: Cosmic Overdrive Predicted in Your Starry Highway!"

"Aries, Brace Yourself: Mars is in Retrograde and It's Not Just Because It Forgot its Wallet!"

"Intergalactic Alert: Pisces Swim into a Nebula of Nerdiness and Peace Vibes!"

"Van Gogh's Ear for Music? Nah, Aquarius, This Week You're Channeling His Starry Night Vibes!"

"Capricorn, May the Force Be With You! But Seriously, Watch Out for Low Hanging Door Frames this Week!"

"Sagittarius, brace yourself! Jupiter's pulling a real HAL 9000: 'I'm sorry, Sag, I'm afraid I can't let you stick to your normal routine this week.'"

"Scorpio, Prepare to Defy Gravity: Your Emotional Roller Coaster is Heading for Pluto!"

"Planetary Pivots and Celestial Salsa: Libra, It's Time to Balance Your Cosmic Checkbook!"

"Virgo's Weekly Forecast: Even Your Planets are Organized, But Expect a Cosmic Plot Twist!"

"Leo, Prepare for Celestial Lion-taming: Your Mane Event this Month is a Galactic Hairball of Destiny!"

"Cancer, Beware of Alien Moons: Your Crabby Shell May Experience Unexpected Anti-Gravity!"

"Gemini Forecast: Double Trouble or Twice as Nice? Alien Abductions May Vary!"

"Taurus in Hyperdrive: Prepare to Facehug Your Comfort Zone and Blast Off into a Galaxy of Change!"

"Aries, Prepare to Buckle up Your Rocket Boots! - Mars, Your Cosmic Landlord is Making Renovations!"

"Mercury Ditches Sagittarian Bow and Arrows for Capricorn's Business Suit: A Cosmic Career Change or Just a Mid-Orbit Crisis?"

"Moody Moon Ditches Aquarius, Packs Bags for Pisces - Claims 'It's Not You, It's Me'"

The Operational Land Imager-2 on Landsat 9 captured this image of Simsbury on September 15, 2022. The tobacco farm where Martin Luther King worked—Mea...

"Pisces, Brace Yourselves: Neptune's About to Slide into your DMs. Expect Cosmic Confusion, and Maybe a Fish Emoji!"

"Brace Yourselves, Aquarians! Mercury's Retrograde is About to Make Your Tech Gadgets Go More Haywire Than a Dalek on Disco Night!"

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves: Saturn's in Retrograde, It's Not Just Your Wi-Fi Acting Up!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare Your Phasers for Love: Romulan Warbird Detected in Your House of Romance!"

"Scorpio: If Van Gogh Were Your Life Coach, You'd Still Have Both Ears! Cosmic Chaos Ensues!"

"Libra Alert: Balancing the Scales of Justice, Love, and Pizza Toppings in the Gravity-Defying Universe of Your Life!”

"Virgo Alert: Mercury is in Retrograde, but Don't Worry - Your WiFi Signal Is Safe!"

"Leo, It’s Time to Roar! May the Force Be With You...Because Mercury Sure Ain't!"

"Cancer, Brace Yourself! The Cosmos is Aligning in an 'Awkward Family Reunion' Kinda Way: Timey-Wimey Shenanigans Await!"

"Double Trouble Geminis: Time to Unleash Your Inner Alien, Just Don't Drool Acid Everywhere!"

"Gravitational Pull in Taurus' Favor: Planets Align for Epic Couch Surfing and Netflix Binge!"

"Bold Aries Set to Ram into New Opportunities, Stubbornly Refuses to Ask for Directions!"