Celebrating NASA's Spirit and Opportunity Rovers’ Mars Landings

On the 20th anniversary of the landing of Spirit and Opportunity, celebrate NASA’s Mars Exploration Rover Project with this two-sided poster that list...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, gear up for a cosmic splash! Or should I say, splashdown? Because it seems the Matrix has you swimming in celestial uncertainty!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Brace Yourselves, Water Bearers! The Stars Predict a Flood of Opportunities, Quirkiness, and Perhaps Alien Abductions!"

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Capricorn Report

"Gandalf the Grey Proclaims: Capricorn, You Shall Not Pass... Up These Stellar Opportunities!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Dodge a Meteor Shower of Opportunity: Your Lucky Stars are in a Tug-of-War with Gravity!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpios, Prepare to Sting: Mercury Retrograde Plans a Surprise Party in your Sign!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Time to Balance Your Scales and Your Social Life, Before the Universe Does it with a Cosmic Smackdown!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Voyage: Buckle Up for Cosmic Cleaning! Mercury in Retrograde gets a Swiffer!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Forecast: Boldly Roaring into the Cosmos, or Just Another Cat Video? Let's Paws and Reflect!"

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The Moon is moving from Cancer to Leo

"Breaking News: Moon Ditches Its Crabby Pants for a Fiery Lion's Mane, Exclaims 'I'm Just Not a Cancer Anymore!'"

Cancer Report

"Cancer, Prepare to Boldly Go Where No Crab Has Gone Before - Mercury Retrograde!"

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Gemini Report

"Strap in, Gemini! Starship Mercury in Retrograde - Expect Turbulence, Miscommunications and Coffee Spills on your Console!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Venus is in Retrograde and It's More Stubborn Than a Polar Ice Cap!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Yourself! Mars is Going Retrograde and it's Not as Fun as Dungeons & Dragons!"

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ChipWitch Today for 24 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 24 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 24 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Axiom Mission 3 Launches to the International Space Station

A SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket carrying the company’s Dragon spacecraft for Axiom Space’s Axiom Mission 3 (Ax-3) to the International Space Station lifts of...

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Pisces Report

"Death Star-sized Dreams Await You, Pisces! But Remember, Don't Go Choking on Your Aspirations!"

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Aquarius Report

"Grab your Telescopes, Aquarius! Your Stars are Dancing the Funky Chicken and it's About to Get Galactic!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Your Stars are Shining Brighter than a Supernova, but You're Still Stubborn as a Mountain Goat!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Warp Speed Through a Nebula of Possibility: A Star (Sign) Trek Adventure Awaits!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Phone Home! Cosmic Winds Push You Towards Unfamiliar Territory!"

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Libra Report

"Libra Alert: Balance or Bust! The Scales Tip Towards Cosmic Comedy This Week!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Clean Up Your Cosmic Mess: Stars Forecast a DIY Organization Spree! Hold onto Your Socks!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Get Ready to Roar: Galactic Catnip is on the Horizon and Even the Stars Can't Resist Your Charm!"

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Cancer Report

"Cosmic Crabs Alert: Mars is Crashing Your Shell Party, Expect Red-hot Energy and Chance of Intergalactic Salsa!"

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Gemini Report

"Mercury in Retrograde: Gemini, Hold onto Your Multiples - It's About to Get as Twisty as a Wormhole!"

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Taurus Report

"Galactic Bull Market Ahead: Taurus, Prepare For Interstellar Overdrive In Love And Quarks!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Buckle Up! Your Cosmic Journey is About to Warp Into Overdrive - Better Stock Up on Dilithium Crystals!"

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Venus is moving from Sagittarius to Capricorn

"Venus Swaps Her Sagittarius Party Hat for Capricorn's Spreadsheet: Get Ready for Some Serious Cosmic Accounting!"

ChipWitch Today for 23 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 23 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 23 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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NASA Interns at Johnson’s Rock Yard

A NASA intern uses an augmented reality headset to test out heads-up display technology being developed for future Artemis missions. This technology w...

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Pisces Report

"Galactic Guppy Alert! Pisces, Prepare for a Cosmic Splashdown of Stellar Surprises!"

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Venus is moving from Sagittarius to Capricorn

"Venus Ditches the Sagittarius Party for a Capricorn Work Conference: Expect Less Wild Dancing and More Spreadsheets!"

Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Alien Invasions Unlikely, but Expect a Galactic Love Affair with Your Coffee Machine!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Your Goats: Saturn's Coming to Town; Don't Forget Your Sonic Umbrella!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans as Jupiter Crashes Your Cosmic House Party!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: Expect Cosmic Shenanigans as Mars Crosses Path with Your Morning Coffee: It's Not the End of the Universe, Just Feels Like It."

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Your Checkbook: Unforeseen Planetary Alignments Could Tip Your Scales!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Launch: Your Emotional Baggage Just Developed a Gravitational Pull!"

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Leo Report

"Great Cosmic Catnip, Leos! Strap in Your Flux Capacitors, A Stellium is Revving Up Your Karmic DeLorean to 88mph!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer, Prepare to Burst Out of Your Shell Like a Xenomorph in a Spacesuit!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Geminis, Prepare: Your Binary Star System is About to Experience a Comical Cosmic Collision of Chaos and Charm!"

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Taurus Report

"Gravitational Pull of Jupiter's Moons Calls for Extra Cup of Coffee: Taurus, the Cosmos Suggests Nap Time!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Expect a Galactic-Sized Overload of Energy This Week - Hopefully Not from an Exploding Star!"

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The Moon is moving from Gemini to Cancer

"Judge Dredd Prepares for Emotional Rollercoaster as Moon Jumps Bail from Gemini and Seeks Asylum in Cancer!"

ChipWitch Today for 22 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 22 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 22 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Brace Yourselves, Pisces! Alien Invasion Predicted in Your Love Life – Don't Forget Your Flamethrower!"

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