"Alien Invasion Alert! Gemini, Expect Double the Trouble as Your Twin Side Gets Extra Terrestrial This Month!"

"Stellar Bull Market Ahead: Taurus Gears up for Galactic Domination, But Will They Remember Where They Parked Their Spaceship?"

"Alien Says: Aries, Buckle Up! Your Starship is About to Warp Speed into a Nebula of Unexpected Possibilities!"

"Brace Yourselves! The Moon's Swapping Out its Techie Aquarius Boots for Pisces' Fuzzy Hippie Sandals!"

"Being able to see the world from a different perspective is incredible, and getting to fly in space was the culmination of that, seeing the world fro...

"Great Scott, Pisces! Neptune's in Retrograde: Time to Unleash Your Inner Marty McFly and Skateboard through the Cosmic Waves of Change!"

"Aquarius, Prepare for a Cosmic Splash: Your Ruling Planet Uranus is Stirring the Astrological Soup!"

"Capricorn, Strap in! The Stars are Promising a Bumpy Ride: They Just Might Build a Wall Around Your Comfort Zone!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare for a Cosmic Kick in the Asteroids: Jupiter's Got Jokes and Saturn's in Stitches!"

"Scorpio: Prepare for a Galactic Tango with Jupiter, High Chance of Cosmic Salsa Spills!"

"Libra Alert: Balanced Scales or Just Indecisive? Find Out in This Week's Cosmic Comedy Show!"

"Virgo's Forecast: When Mercury Retrogrades, We May Not Be Able to Beam You Up, But We Can Surely Help You Laugh It Off!"

"Leo's Forecast: Expect a Solar Flare of Drama, But Don't Worry, It's Just Your Inner Lion Roaring for Attention!"

"Cancer, This Week Your Stars Align Like a Galactic Sudoku Puzzle: Prepare for Cosmic Giggles and Intergalactic Twister!"

"Twins, Unite! The Stars are Aligning for a Quantum Leap into an Alternate Universe of Awesomeness... and Maybe Tacos!"

"Stellar Bull-oney! Taurus, Uranus is in Retrograde and You're Still Stubborn as Ever!"

"Frakkin' Aries! Prepare to Charge Head-First Into a Nebula of Opportunities... Just Remember to Use Your Ramming Speed Wisely!"

The crewmen of the third and final manned Skylab mission relax on the USS New Orleans, prime recovery ship for their mission, about an hour after thei...

"Pisces, Prepare Your Fins: A Cosmic Tsunami of Good Vibes is Headed Your Way this Week!"

"Leonardo da Vinci Discovers New Star, Calls it 'Mona Lisa's Twinkle': Aquarius Still Unimpressed!"

"Capricorn, Get Ready to Head-Butt the Universe! Your Horns are Not Just for Show, You Know!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Launch: Your Love Life Might Just Go Supernova!"

"Scorpio Stars Forecast: Expect Cosmic Tailwinds, Sudden Inclination for Revenge, and a High Probability of Misplacing Your Spaceship Keys!"

"Libra: Prepare for an Interstellar Balancing Act as Mars Gets a Bit Too Chatty!"

"Virgo, Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans: Your Stars are Aligning like Tetris Blocks on a Caffeine Binge!"

"Leo: Get Ready to Roar with Laughter - The Universe Plans a Cosmic Comedy Tour!"

"Cancer, It's Time to Use the Force: Your Crabby Shell Can't Resist the Cosmic Pull This Month!"

"Binary Suns Forecasting a Double Dose of Drama: Gemini, Brace Your Thrusters for an Intergalactic Emotional Roller Coaster!"

"Build That Wall, Taurus! Uranus is Sending Its Comets, And They're Not Sending Their Best!"

"Brace Yourself, Aries! The Stars are Aligning for a Galactic Hoedown of Epic Proportions!"

"Moody Moon Makes Move: Capricorn Says 'Hasta La Vista, Baby' as Aquarius Cracks Open the Welcome Bubbly!"

Astronaut Bruce McCandless II approaches his maximum distance from the Earth-orbiting Space Shuttle Challenger in this 70mm frame photographed by his ...

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Sea of Uncertainty: Neptune's Playing Hide and Seek Again!"

"Aliens Not Included: An Aquarius Hyper-Drive into Cosmic Zaniness!"

"Capricorn, Brace for Impact: Your Planetary Alignments Suggest a Collision Course with Destiny...and Possibly a Rogue Shopping Cart!"

"Sagittarian Skies You'll Traverse, You Will! Planetary Alignments, Chewy As An Overcooked Wookie Steak They Are!"

"Scorpio, Brace Yourself! You're About to Have More Twists and Turns Than a Wormhole!"

"Libra, Balance Isn't Just for Jedi: Your Stars Align Like a Perfectly Tuned Lightsaber!"

"Virgo, Buckle Up! Mercury Retrogrades and Your Excel Spreadsheets Might Just Start Dating Each Other!"

"Leo Season Alert: Prepare for a Meteor Shower of Ego, Charm, and the Inexplicable Urge to Roar!"

"Directive 1: Protect the innocent. Directive 2: Uphold the law. Directive 3: Don't eat shellfish on Tuesday - Moon's in retrograde, Cancer!"

"Gemini, Prepare for a Cosmic Tango: This Week the Universe Decides to Cha-Cha, While You're Still Figuring Out the Macarena!"

"Brace Yourselves, Tauruses! Even Your Stubbornness Can't Deflect the Cosmic Rays of Change. Quantum Flux in the Constellation Spells 'Moo-ving' Times Ahead!"

"Prepare for a Cosmic Conga Line, Aries: Mars is Moonwalking Backwards and You're Leading the Dance!"