"Sagittarius, Hold Onto Your Bow! Uranus is Doing the Hokey Pokey and It's About to Shake Things Up!"
Sagittarius is the ninth astrological sign, which is associated with the constellation Sagittarius and spans 240–270th degrees of the zodiac. Under the tropical zodiac, the sun transits this sign between approximately November 23 and December 21.
"Sagittarius, Hold Onto Your Bow! Uranus is Doing the Hokey Pokey and It's About to Shake Things Up!"
"Sagittarius: Expect a Galactic Traffic Jam in Your Love Life Due to Retrograde! Remember, Every Red Light Eventually Turns Green!"
"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself: Your Week is About To Be as Unpredictable as a Stargate Wormhole on the Fritz!"
"Vastly Unamused Sagittarian Nebulae Decide to Shuffle Things Up: Prepare for a Week of Cosmic Sighs and Existential Tedium"