"Alert! The Sun is Shifting Gears from Cancer to Leo: Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Roar... or Maybe Just a Hairball!"

"Alert! The Sun is Shifting Gears from Cancer to Leo: Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Roar... or Maybe Just a Hairball!"
"Exterminate Your Capricorn Blues! The Sun is Ascending into Aquarius - Prepare for Galactic Enlightenment, or Else!"
"Galactic Shift Alert: Sun Packs up Sagittarius Bow and Arrow, Swaps for Capricorn's Business Suit!"
"Sun Bids Virgo Adieu and Sashays into Libra: Dust Off Your Scales and Put on Your Diplomatic Pants!"