"Probability of Pisces Swimming in Good Fortune Rises: C3PO Predicts 97.6% Chance of Cosmic Bliss!"

"Galactic Alert: Aquarius, Your Stars are in a Quantum Tangle! Prepare for an Interstellar Roller Coaster of Cosmic Shenanigans!"

"Capricorn, Be Ready To Boldly Go Where No Goat Has Gone Before: Unforeseen Planetary Alignments May Cause You To Develop An Unexpected Affinity For Earl Grey Tea!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Warp Speed into Good Fortune - Just Remember, It's Not the Size of Your Phaser, It's How You Use It!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for a Galactic Rollercoaster, Hold on to Your Asteroids!"

"Libra, Balance Those Scales! Martians Might Mistake You for Their Gym Equipment!"

"Virgo Vibes: Time to Unleash Your Inner Scientist, Whilst Your Charts Say 'Beam Me Up, Scotty'!"

"Leo, the Cosmos Conspire to Make You King of the Jungle Gym: Will You Roar or Just Swing About?"

"Cancer, You're Gonna Need More Than Crab Legs to Swim Through This Galactic Soup!"

"Great Scott, Gemini! Prepare Your Flux Capacitors - Time-Bending Twists Await in Your Astrological Almanac!"

"Grab Your Hooves, Taurus! Galactic Bull Market Predicted in Your Personal Constellation!"

"Astrological Forecast for Aries: Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Kerfuffle of Stellar Proportions!"

"Moody Moon's Mosey from Aries to Taurus: Cosmic Cattle Drive or Lunar Laziness?"

"Pisces, prepare for a cosmic waltz! Neptune's doing the salsa, Mercury's moonwalking and your love life might just be doing the Macarena!"

"Aliens Not Required: Aquarius, Your Star-Powered Charisma is Enough to Make Anyone's Chest Burst this Month!"

"Capricorn Forecast: Saturn's Retrograde Triggers Cosmic Goat Yoga – Expect to Bend Over Backwards!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Dodge Metaphorical Arrows in Zero Gravity: Your Galactic Comedy Forecast is Here!"

"Scorpio, Hold onto Your Stingers! Mars is in Retrograde and It's About to Get Spicier than a Habanero in a Sauna!"

"Libra, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Tango! Saturn's Doing the Cha-Cha and You're Leading!"

"Virgo, Your Solar System is in Retrograde: Time to Channel Your Inner Spock and Embrace Your Inner Flower Child!"

"Leo, Hold Onto Your Manes! The Universe Plans a Cosmic Roller Coaster Ride This Month!"

"Crabby Cancer, Prepare to Upgrade Your Shell: Cosmic WiFi Predicts a Download of Galactic Good Vibes!"

"Gemini, Brace Yourself: Your Stars Say it's Time for Cosmic Twister - Two Right Feet on Saturn and Left Hand on Mars!"

"Tea, Earl Grey, Hot: Taurus's Steaming Week of Interstellar Intrigue & Unexpected Warp Speed Love Affairs!"

"Aries, Brace Yourself for a Stellar Rollercoaster: Mars is in Retrograde and He Forgot His Map!"

"Extraterrestrial Eels in Retrograde: Pisces, Prepare for a Galactic Splash of Cosmic Chaos!"

"Aquarius, I'm Afraid You Can't Just Avoid Your Problems by Claiming They're 'In Another Galaxy'"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Go Where No Goat Has Gone Before: A Supernova of Success is In Your Orbit!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Orbit the Sun of Fun: Your Stars are Programmed for Galactic Giggles this Week!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Cosmic Shifts Provoke Scorpion Stingers - Respond with Calculus, Not Venom!"

"Libra, Ready to Balance the Universe or Just Your Checkbook? Find Out in This Week's Stellar Forecast!"

"Virgo Alert! Mercury's in Retrograde and So Are Your Socks: Time to Untangle Life (and Laundry)!"

"Galactic Lion Alert! Leo's Starship on a Quantum Leap, Disco Ball Included!"

"E.T Phone Home? More Like Cancer, Time to Get in the Cosmic Zone!"

"Twins Unite! Gemini Gears Up for Galactic Rollercoaster - Hold Onto Your Hats, and Maybe Your Sanity!"

"TAURUS: Prepare to Charge Ahead. It’s Like Interstellar Traffic Jam, But with Less Space Road Rage!"

"Feeling the Force, Aries? Your Galactic Trajectory Predicts a Rebellion against Routine this Month!"

"Moon Ditches Pisces to Join Aries: These ARE the Shifts You're Looking For!"

The sample return capsule from NASA’s OSIRIS-REx mission is seen shortly after touching down in the desert, Sunday, Sept. 24, 2023, at the Department ...

"Pisces, prepare for Interstellar Shenanigans: Neptune's in Retrograde and it Forgot its Glasses!"

"Tea, Earl Grey, Hot: Aquarians, Prepare for a week of unexpected Klingon-style conflicts and Ferengi-esque negotiations, but remember - your Prime Directive is to keep calm and carry on!"

"Capricorn, Prepare for Cosmic Shenanigans: Your Star Sign is About to Turn the Universe into a Wild Goat Rodeo!"

"Sagittarius, Watch Out! Your Arrows are Pointing to a Week Full of Quantum Quandaries and Galactic Giggles!"

"Scorpio: Prepare for a cosmic do-si-do as Mars moonwalks into your sign - it's like doing the Hokey Pokey with the Universe!"

"Balance-Scale Enthusiasts Brace Yourselves! Libra's Cosmic Seesaw Tips Towards Unprecedented Levels of Sassy Stardust!"

"Virgo: Brace for a Cosmic Tidy-up and Expect Slightly More Order in the Galaxy Than Usual...Not that it Matters Much."

"Leo, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore This Forecast: Expect a Stellar Week of Cosmic Roaring!"

"Cancerian Star Log: Engage your Emotions at Warp Speed, But Beware of Romulan-like Misunderstandings!"

"Gemini, May the Force Be With You...Because Mercury's in Retrograde Again!"

"Stellar Bull Market Ahead: Taurus Prepares for Galactic Takeover with Venus in Retrograde – Invest in Moon Cheese Futures Now!"

"Aries, Prepare to Experience Timey-Wimey Cosmic Shenanigans: It's Not a Dalek Invasion, Just Mars in Retrograde!"

A turtle moves through a waterway at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida on May 4, 2017.

"Pisces, Hold Onto Your Fins! Expect a Tidal Wave of Cosmic Surprises, and No, It's Not Just the Fish Tank Overflowing!"

"Quantum Quirks and Stardust Shenanigans: Aquarius Navigates the Cosmos like Flash Gordon on a Caffeine High!"

"Capricorn, Charge Up Your Heartlight: Cosmic Twister Ahead, Hold Onto Your Reese's Pieces!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Defy Gravitational Laws as Your Luck Skyrockets - Just Don't Forget Your Alien Abduction Insurance!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for a Stellar Roller Coaster, Hold onto Your Antennae!"

"Engage, Libra! Warp Speed Ahead into a Nebula of Unexpected Surprises: Resistance is Futile!"

"Virgo, Get to the Chopper! Your Stars are Locked and Loaded for an Epic Week Ahead!"

"Leo, The Stars Align in Your Favor... But, Oh Dear, They Forgot to Carry the One!"

"Crabby Cancer, Align Your Chakras or Nebula Knows You're in for a Galactic Gumbo of Cosmic Chaos!"

"Great Scott, Gemini! Double Trouble in Time Travel: Prepare for Your Twin-Self to Pull a Quantum Leap!"

"Engage Maximum Chill, Taurus! Starfleet Predicts a Week of Cosmic Couch Surfing and Nebulous Netflix Binging!"

"Quantum Quirks and Stellar Shenanigans: Aries, Get Ready for a Cosmic Roller Coaster Ride with Extra Sprinkles of Chaos!"

"Prepare to Swap Your Telescopes for Snorkels: Moon's Surfing from Airy Aquarius to Deep-Sea Pisces!"

The sample return capsule from NASA’s OSIRIS-REx mission is seen shortly after touching down in the desert, Sunday, Sept. 24, 2023, at the Department ...

"Pisces, Prepare for Cosmic Chaos: Even Neptune's Moons Can't Untangle Your Love Life This Week!"

"Aquarius, I'm Afraid I Can't Do That... Just Kidding! Expect Galactic Surprises This Week!"

"Capricorn, Prepare for Interstellar Overdrive: Saturn's Rings aren't just for Fancy Bling!"

"Aliens Called, Sagittarius: They Want Their Boundless Optimism Back! Your Horoscope Forecast Awaits"

"Great Scorpio! Brace Yourself for Temporal Twists: It's Not 88mph, But Your Stars Are Going Back to The Future!"

"Libra, Balance or Bust! - Prepare for a Cosmic Juggling Act That Would Make Even a Quantum Physicist Dizzy!"

"Virgo's Planetary Alignment Provokes Quantum Quandary: Will You Find Love or Just Misplace Your Spectacles?"

"Leo, Brace Yourself - Even Your Mane Can't Protect You From Mercury's Retrograde Mischief!"

"Congratulations, Cancer! Your week promises to be as eventful as a black hole's social life - but fret not, it's still more exciting than my existence!"

"Galactic Geminis! May the Force of Mercury's Retrograde Not Send Your Twin Personalities into Hyperdrive!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Your Week Will Be More Jaw-Dropping than an Alien Chestburster Surprise Party!"

"Brace Yourselves, Aries: Your Mars-Led Temper Might Just Ignite a Supernova This Week... And No, I'm Not Kidding!"

After years of anticipation and hard work by NASA’s OSIRIS-REx (Origins, Spectral Interpretation, Resource Identification and Security – Regolith Expl...

"Pisces, Brace Yourselves! Your Lucky Star's About to do the Macarena and Mercury's Gone Retrograde...Again!"

"Gravity of Saturn, Lighter Your Wallet Makes: Financial Fluctuations in the Orbit of Aquarius, They Are!"

"Great Scott, Capricorns! Strap on your Flux Capacitors - It's Time to Navigate the Space-Time Continuum of Your Love Life!"

"Centaur Alert! Sagittarius, Prepare for a Cosmic Hoedown as Jupiter Moonwalks into Your Dance Floor!"

"Scorpio, Buckle Up! Your Stars are More Unpredictable Than a Xenomorph's Mood Swings!"

"Libra Forecast: Balance-Pursuing Scales Set to Experience Cosmic Trip on the Seesaw of Life!"

"Virgo Forecast: Planets Align for a Perfect Storm of Tidiness - Dust Bunnies Beware!"

"Leo, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore This Forecast: Your Stars are Aligning Like a Well-Programmed Algorithm!"

"Cancer, Prepare to Crab-Walk through a Cosmic Comedy Club: It's Laughter, Love and Laser Beams This Month!"

"Get Ready Gemini, Your Stars Say It's Time to Terminate your Procrastination...Hasta la Vista, Lazy Days!"

"Galactic Update: Taurus, Brace Your Horns! Venus Retrograde Plans to Moo-ve Your Cheese!"

"Aries Forecast: Expect a Black Hole of Productivity as Mars Goes Retrograde, not unlike a Wormhole Malfunction in the Stargate!"

"Hold Onto Your Telescopes! The Moon's Ditching its Capricorn Cardigan for an Aquarian Tie-Dye T-shirt!"

"Pisces, prepare to swim in a cosmic fishbowl! Mercury enters retrograde, so expect tech glitches more confusing than the plot of Inception!"

"Galactic High Tide Alert! Aquarius, Time to Inflate Your Water Wings and Ride the Cosmic Waves!"

"Capricorn, May the Force Be with You...Because Mercury's in Retrograde and It's Gonna Get Weird!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Shoot Your Cosmic Arrows at Mercury Retrograde: Your WiFi Will Thank You!"

"Scorpio, prepare to sting! Quantum Fluctuations Predict a Whirlwind of Timey-Wimey Stuff for You!"

"Libra Alert: Balancing Act at Full Swing! Prepare for Planetary Ping-Pong and Cosmic Cartwheels!"

"Virgo Stars Warn: Beware of the Black Hole of Unorganized Sock Drawers and Potential Alien Invasion... of Dust Bunnies!"

"Leos, Prepare for a Cosmic Mane-ttenance: Lion around Could Lead to Stellar Hairballs of Fate!"

"Crabby Cancer, Prepare to Scuttle Sideways into a Universe of Surprises: Cosmic Clutter Clearing Ahead!"

"Hey Gemini, Brace Yourselves for a Galactic Roller Coaster - And Remember, Laugh it up, Fuzzball. The Stars Don't Really Care About Your Love Life!"

"Open the Pod Bay Doors, Taurus! You're About to Experience a Cosmic Upgrade!"

"Aries, Prepare to Ram into a Week of Cosmic Chaos: Chance of Alien Invasion, Minor! Probability of Misplacing Socks, Astronomically High!"

NASA will host a media teleconference at 4 p.m. EDT on Tuesday, Sept. 26, to discuss the upcoming annular solar eclipse. The annular eclipse will cros...

Expedition 69 Flight Engineer Jasmin Moghbeli captured this image of New Zealand, dotted by white clouds, on Sept. 12, 2023, as the International Spac...

"Logical Conclusions Suggest: Pisces, Your Emotional Nebula May Encounter Cosmic Comedy this Week!"

"Mercury in Retrograde: Aquarius' WiFi Password Might Change, Prepare for Alien Interference and Sock Disappearances!"

"Capricorn, Your Stars are More Mysterious Than the Unsolved Files in Mulder's Basement - Does that Include Alien Abduction?"

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself: Your Stars are Shifting More Dramatically than Anakin to Darth Vader!"

"Scorpio, it's Time to Channel Your Inner Leia: Harness the Force, Dodge Stormtroopers, and Maybe Even Kiss a Wookie...Just for Laughs!"

"Balancing Act or Circus Act? Libra's Cosmic Juggling Show Kicks Off this Week!"

"Virgo's Horoscope: Expect a Galactic Tidal Wave of Tidiness, and Beware of Falling Star-Dust Bunnies!"

"Leo Season is Roaring In: Time to Channel Your Inner Cosmic Lion, or Just Use It as an Excuse to Buy More Houseplants!"

"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves! Milky Way’s Version of a Quantum Tidal Wave is Coming Your Way!"

"Gemini: Prepare for a Cosmic Tango with Jupiter, and Don't Forget Your Anti-Gravity Dance Shoes!"

"Taurus, Prepare to Be 'Bull-dozed' by the Stars: Hasta La Vista, Boring Routines!"

"Sun Bids Virgo Adieu and Sashays into Libra: Dust Off Your Scales and Put on Your Diplomatic Pants!"

"Buckle Up, Earthlings! The Moon's Hitchhiking from Jovial Sagittarius to Serious-As-A-Black-Hole Capricorn!"

"Aries, Prepare to Dodge Planetary Meteors as Mars Cranks up the Heat in Your House of Chaos!"

The Artemis II crew and teams with NASA’s Exploration Ground Systems Program successfully completed on Sept. 20, the first in a series of integrated g...

"Pisces, Brace Yourselves for a Galactic Fish Fry: Neptune's Retrograde is Turning Up the Heat!"

"Logical Luminary Projections: Aquarius, Prepare for a Fascinating Flux in Your Star-Driven Algorithm this Month, Live Long and Prosper!"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Encounter Cosmic Traffic: Saturn's Ring Got a Parking Ticket!"

"Sagittarius: Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans! Jupiter's Moon Europa Invites You for a Cosmic Hoedown!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to Engage Hyperdrive! Your Astrological Forecast is Spicier than a Bowl of Wookiee Chili!"

"Libra, This Week Aliens Might Not Invade Your Personal Space, But Venus Is Planning An Unwelcome Visit - Time to Balance Those Cosmic Scales!"

"Virgo, Hold onto Your Calculators! Mercury Retrograde Brings Numerical Nonsense and Quantum Quirks!"

"Incoming: Leo's Stellar Forecast or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cosmic Hairball of Uncertainty!"

"Crabby Cancers, Hold Onto Your Shells - A Stellar Rollercoaster is on the Horizon!"

"Double Trouble Twinsies, Gemini: Time to Hug it Out with Your Inner Xenomorph!"

"Beep Boop Beep! Taurus, Your Bull-ish Attitude May Lead to an Unexpected Encounter with a Light Saber This Week!"

"Fire Up Your Rockets, Aries! Mars is Calling and They Want Their Hot Sauce Back!"

"The stars aligned – I was working at Johnson Space Center in Houston about six months later. That’s how I got here, in a roundabout way.” — Isidro Re...

"Pisces, Prepare for Galactic Giggles as Neptune Nudges Your Funny Bone: High Chance of Comical Cosmic Chaos This Week!"

"Prepare Your Spacesuits, Aquarius: Even in Zero Gravity, Your Love Life is About to Take Off!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself: Your Planets are Aligning Faster than a Terminator on a Mission!"

"Sagittarius, Get Ready to Channel Your Inner Alien – It's Time to Beam Up Some Cosmic Wisdom... and Maybe Order Pizza!"

"Scorpio Season: Prepare for Intense Stargazing, Cosmic Conspiracy Theories & an Influx of Existential Dread, All Served with a Side of Vegan Brownies!"

"Libra, Prepare for Interstellar Balancing Act: The Universe Attempts to Tilt Your Scales...Good Luck!"

"Virgo, Prepare to Channel Your Inner Sheldon Cooper: A Big Bang of Planetary Alignment in Your Sixth House Brings Chaos, Comedy, and Quantum Physics!"

"Leo, Prepare to Feel the Power of the Sun: Your Horoscope is Stronger Than the Force This Month!"

"Cancer, Grab Your Shell: Guilt Trips To The Past And Emotional Tsunamis Await, But Don't Worry, There's Pie!"