Pisces Report

"Probability of Pisces Swimming in Good Fortune Rises: C3PO Predicts 97.6% Chance of Cosmic Bliss!"

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Aquarius Report

"Galactic Alert: Aquarius, Your Stars are in a Quantum Tangle! Prepare for an Interstellar Roller Coaster of Cosmic Shenanigans!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Be Ready To Boldly Go Where No Goat Has Gone Before: Unforeseen Planetary Alignments May Cause You To Develop An Unexpected Affinity For Earl Grey Tea!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Warp Speed into Good Fortune - Just Remember, It's Not the Size of Your Phaser, It's How You Use It!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for a Galactic Rollercoaster, Hold on to Your Asteroids!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Balance Those Scales! Martians Might Mistake You for Their Gym Equipment!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Vibes: Time to Unleash Your Inner Scientist, Whilst Your Charts Say 'Beam Me Up, Scotty'!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, the Cosmos Conspire to Make You King of the Jungle Gym: Will You Roar or Just Swing About?"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, You're Gonna Need More Than Crab Legs to Swim Through This Galactic Soup!"

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Gemini Report

"Great Scott, Gemini! Prepare Your Flux Capacitors - Time-Bending Twists Await in Your Astrological Almanac!"

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Taurus Report

"Grab Your Hooves, Taurus! Galactic Bull Market Predicted in Your Personal Constellation!"

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Aries Report

"Astrological Forecast for Aries: Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Kerfuffle of Stellar Proportions!"

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The Moon is moving from Aries to Taurus

"Moody Moon's Mosey from Aries to Taurus: Cosmic Cattle Drive or Lunar Laziness?"

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ChipWitch Today for 30 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 30 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 30 September, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, prepare for a cosmic waltz! Neptune's doing the salsa, Mercury's moonwalking and your love life might just be doing the Macarena!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aliens Not Required: Aquarius, Your Star-Powered Charisma is Enough to Make Anyone's Chest Burst this Month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Forecast: Saturn's Retrograde Triggers Cosmic Goat Yoga – Expect to Bend Over Backwards!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Dodge Metaphorical Arrows in Zero Gravity: Your Galactic Comedy Forecast is Here!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Hold onto Your Stingers! Mars is in Retrograde and It's About to Get Spicier than a Habanero in a Sauna!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Tango! Saturn's Doing the Cha-Cha and You're Leading!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Your Solar System is in Retrograde: Time to Channel Your Inner Spock and Embrace Your Inner Flower Child!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Hold Onto Your Manes! The Universe Plans a Cosmic Roller Coaster Ride This Month!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer, Prepare to Upgrade Your Shell: Cosmic WiFi Predicts a Download of Galactic Good Vibes!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Brace Yourself: Your Stars Say it's Time for Cosmic Twister - Two Right Feet on Saturn and Left Hand on Mars!"

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Taurus Report

"Tea, Earl Grey, Hot: Taurus's Steaming Week of Interstellar Intrigue & Unexpected Warp Speed Love Affairs!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Yourself for a Stellar Rollercoaster: Mars is in Retrograde and He Forgot His Map!"

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ChipWitch Today for 29 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 29 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 29 September, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Extraterrestrial Eels in Retrograde: Pisces, Prepare for a Galactic Splash of Cosmic Chaos!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, I'm Afraid You Can't Just Avoid Your Problems by Claiming They're 'In Another Galaxy'"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare to Go Where No Goat Has Gone Before: A Supernova of Success is In Your Orbit!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Orbit the Sun of Fun: Your Stars are Programmed for Galactic Giggles this Week!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Cosmic Shifts Provoke Scorpion Stingers - Respond with Calculus, Not Venom!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Ready to Balance the Universe or Just Your Checkbook? Find Out in This Week's Stellar Forecast!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert! Mercury's in Retrograde and So Are Your Socks: Time to Untangle Life (and Laundry)!"

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Leo Report

"Galactic Lion Alert! Leo's Starship on a Quantum Leap, Disco Ball Included!"

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Cancer Report

"E.T Phone Home? More Like Cancer, Time to Get in the Cosmic Zone!"

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Gemini Report

"Twins Unite! Gemini Gears Up for Galactic Rollercoaster - Hold Onto Your Hats, and Maybe Your Sanity!"

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Taurus Report

"TAURUS: Prepare to Charge Ahead. It’s Like Interstellar Traffic Jam, But with Less Space Road Rage!"

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Aries Report

"Feeling the Force, Aries? Your Galactic Trajectory Predicts a Rebellion against Routine this Month!"

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The Moon is moving from Pisces to Aries

"Moon Ditches Pisces to Join Aries: These ARE the Shifts You're Looking For!"

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ChipWitch Today for 28 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 28 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 28 September, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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OSIRIS-REx Sample Return Capsule Lands in the Utah Desert

The sample return capsule from NASA’s OSIRIS-REx mission is seen shortly after touching down in the desert, Sunday, Sept. 24, 2023, at the Department ...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, prepare for Interstellar Shenanigans: Neptune's in Retrograde and it Forgot its Glasses!"

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Aquarius Report

"Tea, Earl Grey, Hot: Aquarians, Prepare for a week of unexpected Klingon-style conflicts and Ferengi-esque negotiations, but remember - your Prime Directive is to keep calm and carry on!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare for Cosmic Shenanigans: Your Star Sign is About to Turn the Universe into a Wild Goat Rodeo!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Watch Out! Your Arrows are Pointing to a Week Full of Quantum Quandaries and Galactic Giggles!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: Prepare for a cosmic do-si-do as Mars moonwalks into your sign - it's like doing the Hokey Pokey with the Universe!"

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Libra Report

"Balance-Scale Enthusiasts Brace Yourselves! Libra's Cosmic Seesaw Tips Towards Unprecedented Levels of Sassy Stardust!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo: Brace for a Cosmic Tidy-up and Expect Slightly More Order in the Galaxy Than Usual...Not that it Matters Much."

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Leo Report

"Leo, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore This Forecast: Expect a Stellar Week of Cosmic Roaring!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerian Star Log: Engage your Emotions at Warp Speed, But Beware of Romulan-like Misunderstandings!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, May the Force Be With You...Because Mercury's in Retrograde Again!"

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Taurus Report

"Stellar Bull Market Ahead: Taurus Prepares for Galactic Takeover with Venus in Retrograde – Invest in Moon Cheese Futures Now!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare to Experience Timey-Wimey Cosmic Shenanigans: It's Not a Dalek Invasion, Just Mars in Retrograde!"

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ChipWitch Today for 27 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 27 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 27 September, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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A Leisurely Swim

A turtle moves through a waterway at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida on May 4, 2017.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Hold Onto Your Fins! Expect a Tidal Wave of Cosmic Surprises, and No, It's Not Just the Fish Tank Overflowing!"

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Aquarius Report

"Quantum Quirks and Stardust Shenanigans: Aquarius Navigates the Cosmos like Flash Gordon on a Caffeine High!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Charge Up Your Heartlight: Cosmic Twister Ahead, Hold Onto Your Reese's Pieces!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Defy Gravitational Laws as Your Luck Skyrockets - Just Don't Forget Your Alien Abduction Insurance!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for a Stellar Roller Coaster, Hold onto Your Antennae!"

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Libra Report

"Engage, Libra! Warp Speed Ahead into a Nebula of Unexpected Surprises: Resistance is Futile!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Get to the Chopper! Your Stars are Locked and Loaded for an Epic Week Ahead!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, The Stars Align in Your Favor... But, Oh Dear, They Forgot to Carry the One!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer, Align Your Chakras or Nebula Knows You're in for a Galactic Gumbo of Cosmic Chaos!"

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Gemini Report

"Great Scott, Gemini! Double Trouble in Time Travel: Prepare for Your Twin-Self to Pull a Quantum Leap!"

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Taurus Report

"Engage Maximum Chill, Taurus! Starfleet Predicts a Week of Cosmic Couch Surfing and Nebulous Netflix Binging!"

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Aries Report

"Quantum Quirks and Stellar Shenanigans: Aries, Get Ready for a Cosmic Roller Coaster Ride with Extra Sprinkles of Chaos!"

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The Moon is moving from Aquarius to Pisces

"Prepare to Swap Your Telescopes for Snorkels: Moon's Surfing from Airy Aquarius to Deep-Sea Pisces!"

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ChipWitch Today for 26 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 26 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 26 September, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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OSIRIS-REx Sample Return Capsule Lands in the Utah Desert

The sample return capsule from NASA’s OSIRIS-REx mission is seen shortly after touching down in the desert, Sunday, Sept. 24, 2023, at the Department ...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for Cosmic Chaos: Even Neptune's Moons Can't Untangle Your Love Life This Week!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, I'm Afraid I Can't Do That... Just Kidding! Expect Galactic Surprises This Week!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare for Interstellar Overdrive: Saturn's Rings aren't just for Fancy Bling!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Aliens Called, Sagittarius: They Want Their Boundless Optimism Back! Your Horoscope Forecast Awaits"

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Scorpio Report

"Great Scorpio! Brace Yourself for Temporal Twists: It's Not 88mph, But Your Stars Are Going Back to The Future!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Balance or Bust! - Prepare for a Cosmic Juggling Act That Would Make Even a Quantum Physicist Dizzy!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Planetary Alignment Provokes Quantum Quandary: Will You Find Love or Just Misplace Your Spectacles?"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Brace Yourself - Even Your Mane Can't Protect You From Mercury's Retrograde Mischief!"

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Cancer Report

"Congratulations, Cancer! Your week promises to be as eventful as a black hole's social life - but fret not, it's still more exciting than my existence!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Geminis! May the Force of Mercury's Retrograde Not Send Your Twin Personalities into Hyperdrive!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Your Week Will Be More Jaw-Dropping than an Alien Chestburster Surprise Party!"

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Aries Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aries: Your Mars-Led Temper Might Just Ignite a Supernova This Week... And No, I'm Not Kidding!"

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ChipWitch Today for 25 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 25 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 25 September, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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NASA’s First Asteroid Sample Has Landed, Now Secure in Clean Room

After years of anticipation and hard work by NASA’s OSIRIS-REx (Origins, Spectral Interpretation, Resource Identification and Security – Regolith Expl...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Brace Yourselves! Your Lucky Star's About to do the Macarena and Mercury's Gone Retrograde...Again!"

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Aquarius Report

"Gravity of Saturn, Lighter Your Wallet Makes: Financial Fluctuations in the Orbit of Aquarius, They Are!"

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Capricorn Report

"Great Scott, Capricorns! Strap on your Flux Capacitors - It's Time to Navigate the Space-Time Continuum of Your Love Life!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Centaur Alert! Sagittarius, Prepare for a Cosmic Hoedown as Jupiter Moonwalks into Your Dance Floor!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Buckle Up! Your Stars are More Unpredictable Than a Xenomorph's Mood Swings!"

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Libra Report

"Libra Forecast: Balance-Pursuing Scales Set to Experience Cosmic Trip on the Seesaw of Life!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Forecast: Planets Align for a Perfect Storm of Tidiness - Dust Bunnies Beware!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore This Forecast: Your Stars are Aligning Like a Well-Programmed Algorithm!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Prepare to Crab-Walk through a Cosmic Comedy Club: It's Laughter, Love and Laser Beams This Month!"

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Gemini Report

"Get Ready Gemini, Your Stars Say It's Time to Terminate your Procrastination...Hasta la Vista, Lazy Days!"

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Taurus Report

"Galactic Update: Taurus, Brace Your Horns! Venus Retrograde Plans to Moo-ve Your Cheese!"

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Aries Report

"Aries Forecast: Expect a Black Hole of Productivity as Mars Goes Retrograde, not unlike a Wormhole Malfunction in the Stargate!"

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The Moon is moving from Capricorn to Aquarius

"Hold Onto Your Telescopes! The Moon's Ditching its Capricorn Cardigan for an Aquarian Tie-Dye T-shirt!"

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ChipWitch Today for 24 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 24 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 24 September, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, prepare to swim in a cosmic fishbowl! Mercury enters retrograde, so expect tech glitches more confusing than the plot of Inception!"

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Aquarius Report

"Galactic High Tide Alert! Aquarius, Time to Inflate Your Water Wings and Ride the Cosmic Waves!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, May the Force Be with You...Because Mercury's in Retrograde and It's Gonna Get Weird!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Shoot Your Cosmic Arrows at Mercury Retrograde: Your WiFi Will Thank You!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, prepare to sting! Quantum Fluctuations Predict a Whirlwind of Timey-Wimey Stuff for You!"

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Libra Report

"Libra Alert: Balancing Act at Full Swing! Prepare for Planetary Ping-Pong and Cosmic Cartwheels!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Stars Warn: Beware of the Black Hole of Unorganized Sock Drawers and Potential Alien Invasion... of Dust Bunnies!"

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Leo Report

"Leos, Prepare for a Cosmic Mane-ttenance: Lion around Could Lead to Stellar Hairballs of Fate!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer, Prepare to Scuttle Sideways into a Universe of Surprises: Cosmic Clutter Clearing Ahead!"

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Gemini Report

"Hey Gemini, Brace Yourselves for a Galactic Roller Coaster - And Remember, Laugh it up, Fuzzball. The Stars Don't Really Care About Your Love Life!"

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Taurus Report

"Open the Pod Bay Doors, Taurus! You're About to Experience a Cosmic Upgrade!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare to Ram into a Week of Cosmic Chaos: Chance of Alien Invasion, Minor! Probability of Misplacing Socks, Astronomically High!"

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ChipWitch Today for 23 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 23 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 23 September, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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NASA Scientists to Discuss Oct. 14 'Ring of Fire' Solar Eclipse

NASA will host a media teleconference at 4 p.m. EDT on Tuesday, Sept. 26, to discuss the upcoming annular solar eclipse. The annular eclipse will cros...

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Seeing New Zealand From a New Perspective

Expedition 69 Flight Engineer Jasmin Moghbeli captured this image of New Zealand, dotted by white clouds, on Sept. 12, 2023, as the International Spac...

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Pisces Report

"Logical Conclusions Suggest: Pisces, Your Emotional Nebula May Encounter Cosmic Comedy this Week!"

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Aquarius Report

"Mercury in Retrograde: Aquarius' WiFi Password Might Change, Prepare for Alien Interference and Sock Disappearances!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Your Stars are More Mysterious Than the Unsolved Files in Mulder's Basement - Does that Include Alien Abduction?"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself: Your Stars are Shifting More Dramatically than Anakin to Darth Vader!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, it's Time to Channel Your Inner Leia: Harness the Force, Dodge Stormtroopers, and Maybe Even Kiss a Wookie...Just for Laughs!"

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Libra Report

"Balancing Act or Circus Act? Libra's Cosmic Juggling Show Kicks Off this Week!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Horoscope: Expect a Galactic Tidal Wave of Tidiness, and Beware of Falling Star-Dust Bunnies!"

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Leo Report

"Leo Season is Roaring In: Time to Channel Your Inner Cosmic Lion, or Just Use It as an Excuse to Buy More Houseplants!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves! Milky Way’s Version of a Quantum Tidal Wave is Coming Your Way!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini: Prepare for a Cosmic Tango with Jupiter, and Don't Forget Your Anti-Gravity Dance Shoes!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, Prepare to Be 'Bull-dozed' by the Stars: Hasta La Vista, Boring Routines!"

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The Sun is moving from Virgo to Libra

"Sun Bids Virgo Adieu and Sashays into Libra: Dust Off Your Scales and Put on Your Diplomatic Pants!"

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The Moon is moving from Sagittarius to Capricorn

"Buckle Up, Earthlings! The Moon's Hitchhiking from Jovial Sagittarius to Serious-As-A-Black-Hole Capricorn!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare to Dodge Planetary Meteors as Mars Cranks up the Heat in Your House of Chaos!"

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ChipWitch Today for 22 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 22 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 22 September, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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Artemis II Astronauts Complete Day of Launch Dry Run for Moon Mission

The Artemis II crew and teams with NASA’s Exploration Ground Systems Program successfully completed on Sept. 20, the first in a series of integrated g...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Brace Yourselves for a Galactic Fish Fry: Neptune's Retrograde is Turning Up the Heat!"

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Aquarius Report

"Logical Luminary Projections: Aquarius, Prepare for a Fascinating Flux in Your Star-Driven Algorithm this Month, Live Long and Prosper!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare to Encounter Cosmic Traffic: Saturn's Ring Got a Parking Ticket!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans! Jupiter's Moon Europa Invites You for a Cosmic Hoedown!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Engage Hyperdrive! Your Astrological Forecast is Spicier than a Bowl of Wookiee Chili!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, This Week Aliens Might Not Invade Your Personal Space, But Venus Is Planning An Unwelcome Visit - Time to Balance Those Cosmic Scales!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Hold onto Your Calculators! Mercury Retrograde Brings Numerical Nonsense and Quantum Quirks!"

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Leo Report

"Incoming: Leo's Stellar Forecast or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cosmic Hairball of Uncertainty!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers, Hold Onto Your Shells - A Stellar Rollercoaster is on the Horizon!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble Twinsies, Gemini: Time to Hug it Out with Your Inner Xenomorph!"

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Taurus Report

"Beep Boop Beep! Taurus, Your Bull-ish Attitude May Lead to an Unexpected Encounter with a Light Saber This Week!"

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Aries Report

"Fire Up Your Rockets, Aries! Mars is Calling and They Want Their Hot Sauce Back!"

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ChipWitch Today for 21 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 21 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 21 September, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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Strategic Communications Manager Isidro Reyna

"The stars aligned – I was working at Johnson Space Center in Houston about six months later. That’s how I got here, in a roundabout way.” — Isidro Re...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for Galactic Giggles as Neptune Nudges Your Funny Bone: High Chance of Comical Cosmic Chaos This Week!"

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Aquarius Report

"Prepare Your Spacesuits, Aquarius: Even in Zero Gravity, Your Love Life is About to Take Off!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself: Your Planets are Aligning Faster than a Terminator on a Mission!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Get Ready to Channel Your Inner Alien – It's Time to Beam Up Some Cosmic Wisdom... and Maybe Order Pizza!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Season: Prepare for Intense Stargazing, Cosmic Conspiracy Theories & an Influx of Existential Dread, All Served with a Side of Vegan Brownies!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare for Interstellar Balancing Act: The Universe Attempts to Tilt Your Scales...Good Luck!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Channel Your Inner Sheldon Cooper: A Big Bang of Planetary Alignment in Your Sixth House Brings Chaos, Comedy, and Quantum Physics!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Feel the Power of the Sun: Your Horoscope is Stronger Than the Force This Month!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Grab Your Shell: Guilt Trips To The Past And Emotional Tsunamis Await, But Don't Worry, There's Pie!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble: Gemini, Prepare to Split Your Sides as the Universe Doubles Down on Your Duality!”

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Taurus Report

"Hey Taurus, better buckle up! This week's forecast: 90% chance of Cosmic Bull-oney and a Meteor Shower of Unexpected Opportunities!"

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The Moon is moving from Scorpio to Sagittarius

"Moon Mooners! Lunar Lass Decides Scorpio's Too Stingy, Packs Her Bags for Sagittarius' Archery Camp!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare to Charge: Your Horns are in Retrograde and Mars Has Misplaced its Keys!"

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ChipWitch Today for 20 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 20 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 20 September, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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Public Invited to NASA’s Goddard Visitor Center to Celebrate Historic Asteroid Sample Delivery

The public is invited to a watch party at NASA’s Goddard Visitor Center, Greenbelt, Maryland to celebrate the first U.S. mission, OSIRIS-REx, to colle...

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NASA Moon Camera Mosaic Sheds Light on Lunar South Pole

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Strap On Your Fins! You're About to Swim through a Sea of Cosmic Goo! Quantum Physics Has Nothing on this Astrological Escapade!"

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Aquarius Report

"Stars in a Tizzy: Aquarius, Prepare for Cosmic Chaos - It's Not Just Your Wi-Fi That's Unstable!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves! Saturn's Doing the Cha-Cha Again and Your Routine is About to Get as Scrambled as Schrödinger's Cat!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Carousel Ride! Jupiter's Swinging its Giant Gaseous Fist, and Saturn's Lost its Rings in Poker...Again!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Brace Yourself! Your Stars are in Retrograde and They're Bringing More Drama than a Space Opera!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Balance Your Scales or Face Robotic Justice: A RoboCop-Inspired Astrology Forecast!"

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Virgo Report

"Beep-Boop-Beep! Virgo, Time to Debug Your Cosmic Code, Star Wars Style!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Starry Forecast: Brace Yourself For a Galactic Mane Event - The Universe is Roaring Your Way!"

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Cancer Report

"Cosmic Crustacean Capers: Cancer's Comedic Conundrum with Celestial Chaos!"

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Gemini Report

"Great Scott, Gemini! Your Stars are Flux-Capacitor Charged this Month! Prepare for some Time-Warping Twists and Turns!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Retrograde Season is Coming, and it's more Stubborn than a Bull in a Quantum Physics Lecture!"

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Aries Report

"Galactic Giggles: Aries Rams into Retrograde - Expect the Unexpected, and Maybe a Few Alien Abductions!"

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ChipWitch Today for 19 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 19 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 19 September, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Picasso's Palette Pales in Comparison to Pisces' Planetary Party: Prepare for a Prismatic Parade of Possibilities!"

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Aquarius Report

"Quantum Quirks & Starry Snafus: Aquarius, Get Ready to Ride the Cosmic Wave (or Particle) of Uncertainty!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, your stars align like a perfect game of Tetris! Time to level up!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Buckle Up Your Starship! Jupiter's Doing the Cha-Cha and it's about to Turn Your World Upside Down...in a Good Way...Probably!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare for a Cosmic Salsa Dance: Planets Align to Unleash Your Inner Time Lord!"

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Libra Report

"Libras, Brace Yourselves: Mercury in Retrograde Set to Make Balance More Elusive than a Quantum Physics Equation!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo: Time to Dust off Your Protractor, The Stars Are Aligning in an Unusually Trigonometric Way!"

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Leo Report

"Beep, Boop, Bloop! Leo's Looking at a Galactic-Sized Confidence Boost This Week... Just Don't Go Pulling a Han Solo!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Grab Your Moon Boots! A Galactic Hoedown is Due This Week: Crabs Meet Stars in a Cosmic Square Dance!"

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Gemini Report

"Luke Sky-Walker Warning: Gemini, Prepare for a Galactic Shift, Your Twin Could be Going to the Dark Side!"

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Taurus Report

"Caution, Taurus - Venus Retrogrades and you might get stuck in 'Recycle Mode'! Time to Rethink, Reassess, and Radically Reduce Reckless Risks!"

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Aries Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde, Your Temper Might Be Too!"

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ChipWitch Today for 18 September, 2023

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