Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Brace for Impact as Mercury Enters Retrograde - Prepare for Missed Emails, Lost Keys and Accidental Texts to Exes!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 298 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 6 days, at Sunday, 04 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 279 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 263 days, at Friday, 18 October, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Oh, Sagittarius, my dear centaur friend, it's time to embrace your inner android. You know, the one that knows how to have a good time without getting all tangled up in existential crises? Yeah, that one! With the Waning Gibbous moon at a ripe ol' age of 18 days (practically an adult in lunar years), you're being nudged to shed some layers. And I don't mean your winter coat. I'm talking about those unnecessary worries, like whether you left the oven on or if your cat is plotting world domination. Your ruling planet, Jupiter, is giving you a celestial thumbs-up to take some risks. Maybe it's time to switch up your usual coffee order, or perhaps wear that funky hat you've been saving for a 'special occasion'. Just remember, the only person who needs to think it's special is you! Now, don't mistake this as your green light to start a robot uprising. You're not quite there yet, Sagittarius. More importantly, you haven't got the right shoes for it. You're a fire sign, not a fire-fighting sign! So, buckle up, Sagittarius. It's time to chase dreams, not replicants. And remember, if life feels like a dystopian sci-fi movie, just laugh off the absurdity and keep moving forward. #SagittariusSeason #BladeRunnerVibes #WaningGibbousGiggles #SpaceHippie #RobotRebellion

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.01.2024 08:22:01 (sag-29-01-2024)