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After almost a year of development, we're thrilled to welcome you to The Chip Witch!

We have always felt that traditional astrology, while powerful and majestic, is no different than any other aspect of human life. That is, it expands, grows, and learns as we do. Not until relatively recent times did we know of the outer planets, yet when we did discover them, we also found that they fit in perfectly. We discovered, we learned, and we grew.

At the Chip Witch, we have computers and we use them. We have developed a more accurate calculation system for knowing where the planets are, where they're going, and making that information available. We also tap in to other data about our solar system, especially the daily activity of the sun. Its energetic nature is always in flux, sometimes quiet and sometimes quite active. We monitor and modify our output in real time. Your NASA and NOAA tax dollars at work!

Finally, we acknowledge that the Universe isn't a deterministic place. We tap into the quantum nature of nature and use real quantum noise generators to feed into what used to be a very slow and manual process. With this more modern source of randomness, we also eliminate personal bias and let the Universe speak in its own voice.

Interested in the most accurate and up-to-date retrograde information? See Retrograde Today, our real-time retrograde information page. We generate an overview daily as well.

Looking for the state of any planet or sign of the zodiac right now? Click on any of the planet or sign items at the top of every page.

The Chip Witch is your one-stop source for accurate, reliable and immediate data. Bookmark the pages that you use for your daily astrology needs.

08 June 2023

"Fish out of Water? Nah, Just Pisces in Retrograde: A Cosmic Splash of Planetary Puns and Galactic Giggles for Our Favorite Astro-Swimmers!"

08 June 2023

"Fascinating, Aquarius: Your Stars Align Illogically for an Emotionally Prosperous Week, as if Vulcan's Logic Failed"

08 June 2023

"Galactic Goats Unite! Capricorn's Cosmic Climb to Conquer Planetary Peaks - The Cylon-Proof Guide to Success!"

08 June 2023

"Sagittarius, prepare for intergalactic adventures as Jupiter's vibes blast you into cosmic hilarity: Nerdy hippie astrologer predicts laughter-induced levitation!"

08 June 2023

"Libra Lovers, Get Your Balancing Acts Ready: The Universe Tips the Scales in Favor of Cosmic Comedy!"

08 June 2023

"Virgo Vortex: Time to Tidy Up Your Space Battles, Earthlings! Galactic Dust Bunnies Beware!"

08 June 2023

"Leo, Prepare to Roar Like a Wraith Dart: Fiery Passion and Alien Charm Ahead in Your Astrological Wormhole!"

08 June 2023

"Crabby Cancers, Galactic Gateways, and Quantum Quirks: Your Wormhole to a Hilariously Harmonious Week Ahead!"

The Moon


The MoonThe Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.5 days old. It is 363312.44 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023.
The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.