"RoboCop's Directive 4: 'No Unauthorized Predictions!' But Aquarius, I'm Giving You the Green Light to Boldly Go Where No Water-Bearer Has Gone Before!"

"Capricorn: Buckle Up, Buttercup! Saturn's Doing a Cha-Cha Slide and it's About to Get Real!"

"Sagittarius: High Probability of Astro-Adventures with a Side Order of Quantum Quirkiness!"

"Scorpio's Forecast: Expect a Galactic Shift, it's not your WiFi, just Uranus downloading updates!"

"Libra, Forget the Scales! It's Time to Upgrade to Quantum Physics!"

"Virgo, Prepare to Log On: Your Astrological Source Code Predicts a Week of Debugging Life Glitches!"

"Leo's Forecast: Expect Meteor Showers of Good Fortune, but Beware of Black Holes of Drama - They're Not Just in Outer Space Anymore!"

"Crabby Cancer, Prepare to Swap Your Shell for Spandex as Venus Moonwalks into Your House of Funky Transformation!"

"Gemini, Buckle Up: Your Twin Stars are About to Pull a Hyperspace Maneuver on Your Love Life!"

"Taurus Forecast: 'Hasta la Vista, Bad Vibes!' - Your Stellar Reboot Awaits"

"Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Rollercoaster: Mars is in Retrograde and Apparently Forgot its Luggage!"

"Logical Analysis Suggests Pisces May Experience Emotional Surge: Fascinating!"

"Aquarius: Time to Unleash Your Inner Alien - The Stars Say It's Less 'Area 51' and More 'Star Trek Convention' this Month!"

"Capricorn, Prepare for a Cosmic Goat Rodeo as Saturn Pulls a Gravity Prank!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Build a Great Wall of Success: We're Making Your Astrological Forecast Great Again!"

"Scorpio's Forecast: Slightly More Uplifting Than a Black Hole...Just Slightly!"

"Libra, Prepare to Tip the Scales: Unruly Uranus Plans a Cosmic Prank & Your Love Life Might Get Caught in the Crossfire!"

"Virgo Stealth-Mode: Navigating the Celestial Jungle Like an Invisible Cosmic Alien!"

"Leo, Get Ready to Roar! The Cosmos is Rolling Out the Star-Studded Carpet for Your Ego...Again!"

"Cancerian Crustaceans! Get Ready to Navigate the Cosmic Compost Heap with Charm and a Cheshire Grin!"

"Binary Stars in Retrograde: Gemini, It's Time to Update Your Cosmic Software!"

"Taurus, Time to Moo-ve: Your Stubbornness Might Create a Temporal Paradox this Week!"

"Exterminate Your Capricorn Blues! The Sun is Ascending into Aquarius - Prepare for Galactic Enlightenment, or Else!"

"Fasten Your Seatbelts, Space Cowboys! The Moon's Jumping from Taurus to Gemini Faster than the Millennium Falcon on Hyperdrive!"

"Pluto Ditches Goat for Water Bearer! Capricorn Sobs as Aquarius Throws a Welcome Party!"

"Aries, Brace Yourself: Mars is Retrograde and It's Not Just About Your Wi-Fi This Time!"

A top-down view of the OSIRIS-REx Touch-and-Go-Sample-Acquisition-Mechanism (TAGSAM) head with the lid removed, revealing the remainder of the asteroi...

"Oh My Stars! Pisces, Expect Galactic Surprises This Week - You Might Even Be Mistaken for a Jedi!"

"Aquarius, prepare to face an influx of cosmic energy that may or may not cause spontaneous levitation – But don't worry, it's just Uranus acting up again!"

"Capricorn's Cosmic Chronicles: Navigating Nebulas, Dodging Black Holes and Tackling Taxes!"

"Oh Dear! Sagittarius, Brace Your Circuits for an Eclipse of Galactic Proportions in Your Social Sector!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect Galactic Shenanigans, Star Dust Drama & Quantum Leap in Luck!"

"Libra's Balancing Act: Mars in Retrograde or Just Universe's Pogo-Stick Experiment?"

"Virgo Alert: Brace Yourself for Mercury’s Chaotic Dance Moves - It's More Confusing Than Quantum Physics!"

"Leo's Roaring into Retrograde: Time to Paws, Reflect, and Maybe Play with Some Yarn"

"Crabby Cancers, Prepare for a High Tide of Cosmic Shifts! Beware of Moonwalking into Parallel Universes!"

"Time-traveling Twins Alert! Gemini, Prepare to Clone Your Calendar for a Do-over of Cosmic Proportions!"

"Boldly Go Where No Bull Has Gone Before: Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Rodeo in Warp Speed!"

"Aries Alert: Mars is in Retrograde, Your Inner Ram May Experience Technical Difficulties!"

This Hubble Picture of the Week features Arp 122, a peculiar galaxy that in fact comprises two galaxies — NGC 6040, the tilted, warped spiral galaxy a...

"Pisces, Prepare to Beam Up: Cosmic Tides Forecast a Stellar Trek for Your Emotional Fishbowl!"

"Aquarius, Expect Galactic Shenanigans this Month! Your Social Life May Involve More Plot Twists than a Babylon 5 Episode!"

"Capricorn: Picasso Couldn't Paint a Clearer Picture - Your Planetary Alignment Spells 'Chaos'...and 'Pizza'"

"Sagittarius, Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans: Your Ruling Planet Jupiter Plans a Prank-Packed Retrograde!"