Aquarius Report

"RoboCop's Directive 4: 'No Unauthorized Predictions!' But Aquarius, I'm Giving You the Green Light to Boldly Go Where No Water-Bearer Has Gone Before!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Buckle Up, Buttercup! Saturn's Doing a Cha-Cha Slide and it's About to Get Real!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: High Probability of Astro-Adventures with a Side Order of Quantum Quirkiness!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio's Forecast: Expect a Galactic Shift, it's not your WiFi, just Uranus downloading updates!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Forget the Scales! It's Time to Upgrade to Quantum Physics!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Log On: Your Astrological Source Code Predicts a Week of Debugging Life Glitches!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Forecast: Expect Meteor Showers of Good Fortune, but Beware of Black Holes of Drama - They're Not Just in Outer Space Anymore!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer, Prepare to Swap Your Shell for Spandex as Venus Moonwalks into Your House of Funky Transformation!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Buckle Up: Your Twin Stars are About to Pull a Hyperspace Maneuver on Your Love Life!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus Forecast: 'Hasta la Vista, Bad Vibes!' - Your Stellar Reboot Awaits"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Rollercoaster: Mars is in Retrograde and Apparently Forgot its Luggage!"

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ChipWitch Today for 21 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 21 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 21 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Logical Analysis Suggests Pisces May Experience Emotional Surge: Fascinating!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius: Time to Unleash Your Inner Alien - The Stars Say It's Less 'Area 51' and More 'Star Trek Convention' this Month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare for a Cosmic Goat Rodeo as Saturn Pulls a Gravity Prank!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Build a Great Wall of Success: We're Making Your Astrological Forecast Great Again!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio's Forecast: Slightly More Uplifting Than a Black Hole...Just Slightly!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Tip the Scales: Unruly Uranus Plans a Cosmic Prank & Your Love Life Might Get Caught in the Crossfire!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Stealth-Mode: Navigating the Celestial Jungle Like an Invisible Cosmic Alien!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Get Ready to Roar! The Cosmos is Rolling Out the Star-Studded Carpet for Your Ego...Again!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerian Crustaceans! Get Ready to Navigate the Cosmic Compost Heap with Charm and a Cheshire Grin!"

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Gemini Report

"Binary Stars in Retrograde: Gemini, It's Time to Update Your Cosmic Software!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, Time to Moo-ve: Your Stubbornness Might Create a Temporal Paradox this Week!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Yourself: Mars is Retrograde and It's Not Just About Your Wi-Fi This Time!"

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Pluto is moving from Capricorn to Aquarius

"Pluto Ditches Goat for Water Bearer! Capricorn Sobs as Aquarius Throws a Welcome Party!"

The Moon is moving from Taurus to Gemini

"Fasten Your Seatbelts, Space Cowboys! The Moon's Jumping from Taurus to Gemini Faster than the Millennium Falcon on Hyperdrive!"

The Sun is moving from Capricorn to Aquarius

"Exterminate Your Capricorn Blues! The Sun is Ascending into Aquarius - Prepare for Galactic Enlightenment, or Else!"

ChipWitch Today for 20 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 20 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 20 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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NASA’S OSIRIS-REx Curation Team Reveals Remaining Asteroid Sample

A top-down view of the OSIRIS-REx Touch-and-Go-Sample-Acquisition-Mechanism (TAGSAM) head with the lid removed, revealing the remainder of the asteroi...

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Pisces Report

"Oh My Stars! Pisces, Expect Galactic Surprises This Week - You Might Even Be Mistaken for a Jedi!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, prepare to face an influx of cosmic energy that may or may not cause spontaneous levitation – But don't worry, it's just Uranus acting up again!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn's Cosmic Chronicles: Navigating Nebulas, Dodging Black Holes and Tackling Taxes!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Oh Dear! Sagittarius, Brace Your Circuits for an Eclipse of Galactic Proportions in Your Social Sector!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect Galactic Shenanigans, Star Dust Drama & Quantum Leap in Luck!"

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Libra Report

"Libra's Balancing Act: Mars in Retrograde or Just Universe's Pogo-Stick Experiment?"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Brace Yourself for Mercury’s Chaotic Dance Moves - It's More Confusing Than Quantum Physics!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Roaring into Retrograde: Time to Paws, Reflect, and Maybe Play with Some Yarn"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers, Prepare for a High Tide of Cosmic Shifts! Beware of Moonwalking into Parallel Universes!"

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Gemini Report

"Time-traveling Twins Alert! Gemini, Prepare to Clone Your Calendar for a Do-over of Cosmic Proportions!"

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Taurus Report

"Boldly Go Where No Bull Has Gone Before: Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Rodeo in Warp Speed!"

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Aries Report

"Aries Alert: Mars is in Retrograde, Your Inner Ram May Experience Technical Difficulties!"

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ChipWitch Today for 19 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 19 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 19 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Hubble Captures a Monster Merger

This Hubble Picture of the Week features Arp 122, a peculiar galaxy that in fact comprises two galaxies — NGC 6040, the tilted, warped spiral galaxy a...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Beam Up: Cosmic Tides Forecast a Stellar Trek for Your Emotional Fishbowl!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Expect Galactic Shenanigans this Month! Your Social Life May Involve More Plot Twists than a Babylon 5 Episode!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Picasso Couldn't Paint a Clearer Picture - Your Planetary Alignment Spells 'Chaos'...and 'Pizza'"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans: Your Ruling Planet Jupiter Plans a Prank-Packed Retrograde!"

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