"Scorpio Forecast: Expect Heavy Showers of Fortune, But Don't Forget Your Cosmic Umbrella!"

"Libra, brace yourself for a cosmic seesaw ride: the stars say it's time to balance your checkbook and your chakras!"

"Virgo Alert: Mercury’s Retrograde Got Nothing on Your Spreadsheet Skills!"

"Leo's Horoscope: Even Klingons Can't Resist Your Roaring Charm this Month!"

"Logical Prognosis for Lunar-Loving Cancer: High Probability of Emotional Tides, with a Side Order of Quantum Vibes and Nebulous Nostalgia"

"Twins in Space: Gemini, Prepare for Warp Speed Love Affairs and Nebulous Work Decisions!"

"Logical Analysis Confirms: Taurus, You're About to Boldly Go Where No Bull Has Gone Before!"

"Brace Yourselves, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde and it's Picked a Fight with Your Coffee Machine!"

STS-60 commander Charles F. Bolden is seen at the commander's station on the forward flight deck of the space shuttle Discovery. He is wearing the ora...

"Neptune Calls Collect! Pisces Set to Foot the Cosmic Phone Bill in a Stellar Twist of Fate!"

"Stellar Update: Aquarius, Buckle Up! Your Stars are Going More Haywire Than Wall-E on a Coffee Binge!"

"Capricorn, Get Ready to Break Out of Your Shell! Your Inner Space Alien is Begging to be Unleashed, and the Stars are Here for It!"

"Sagittarius, prepare for intergalactic joyrides! Your ruling planet Jupiter is doing the Macarena in your house of fun & games...and it's not wearing any pants!"

"Scorpio, Buckle up! Mercury's in Retrograde and it's about to get as Messy as my Room in College!"

"Libra Alert: Balancing Act Goes Haywire as Venus Hires Mercury for Public Relations Campaign!"

"Virgo, Buckle Up! It’s Going to be a Roller Coaster Week of Emotional Black Holes, Cosmic Dust Bunnies and Hilariously Misplaced Nebulas!"

"Leo's Planetary Party: Sun Takes Center Stage while Mercury Opens a Comedy Club in Retrograde!"

"Cancer Crustaceans, Prepare to Shell Out! Cosmic Waves Set to Tickle Your Soft Underbelly!"

"Gemini, Hold Onto Your Dual Personalities: Mercury's Going Retrograde and It's About to Get Wilder than a Quantum Singularity!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Uranus is Doing the Cha-Cha in Your Financial House and It’s Raining Dollar Bills!"

"Martian Red Alert: Aries, Expect Cosmic Fireworks and Intergalactic Shenanigans This Week!"

"Mars Ditches Capricorn for Aquarius: From Mountain Goat to Water-Bearer, It's Not You, It's Your Sign!"

"Brace Yourselves, Space Fans! The Moon's Packing Up Its Emotional Baggage in Pisces and Charging Headfirst into Aries!"

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Sea of Cosmic Hilarity and Unexpected Quantum Quirks!"

"Quirky Aquarius: Brace for a Cosmic Jolt of Espresso and Alien Abduction Insurance!"

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves! Saturn's Doing a Samba and It's About to Cha-Cha-Cha on Your Plans!"

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourselves for Interstellar Shenanigans: Even Aliens Can't Resist Your Magnetic Personality This Week!"

"Scorpio, Prepare for Galactic Whiplash: Your Love Life is About to Go More Supernova Than a Star Craving Attention!"

"Libra, May the Balance Be With You: Your Scales Aren't Just for Weighing Inter-Galactic Trade Disputes Anymore!"

"Virgo, prepare for cosmic chaos as Mercury retrogrades - the universe has a sense of humor, it's just not very good."

"Leo, Prepare for Purr-fectly Hairy Situations: Cosmic Hairballs Ahead in The Lion's Mane of Life!"

"Cancerian Crustaceans, Brace For A Galactic Roller Coaster of Emotions - Just Another Tuesday in the Universe!"

"Attention Gemini: Mercury is Not in Retrograde, It's Just Misplaced its Glasses Again!"

"Open the Pod Bay Door, Taurus: Cosmic Bull Charges into a Space Odyssey of Self-Discovery!"

"Aries, May the Force (and a Gallon of Coffee) Be With You: Get Ready for an Interstellar Rollercoaster of Emotions!"

"Pisces, Brace Yourself for a TARDIS-Sized Emotional Whirlpool - It's Not a Dalek Invasion, Just Mercury Retrograde!"

"Galactic Giggles Incoming: Aquarius, Brace Yourself for an Extraterrestrial Invasion of Laughter, Love, and Lattes!"

"Gandalf's Guide to Capricorn: You Shall Not Pass...Without Reading Your Magical Monthly Forecast!"

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Shenanigans: Jupiter's Pulling Pranks in Your House of Fun!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect Alien Abductions, Quantum Quirks and Possibly, a Chance of Romance with a Mysterious FBI Agent!"

"Libra, Brace Yourself! The Scales are Tipping, and it's Not Because of That Extra Slice of Pizza!"

"Virgo, Prepare for a Cosmic Caffeine Rush: Mercury is Retrograding into Your Starbucks Order!"

"Leo, Prepare for a Cosmic Mane Event: Jupiter's Planning a Hair-raising Party in Your Honor...and Saturn's Bringing the Gravity!"

"Crabby Cancer, Prepare to Retreat into Your Shell: Mercury Retrograde is Coming and It's Bringing All Its Baggage!"

"Alien Invasion Alert! Gemini, Expect Double the Trouble as Your Twin Side Gets Extra Terrestrial This Month!"

"Stellar Bull Market Ahead: Taurus Gears up for Galactic Domination, But Will They Remember Where They Parked Their Spaceship?"

"Alien Says: Aries, Buckle Up! Your Starship is About to Warp Speed into a Nebula of Unexpected Possibilities!"

"Brace Yourselves! The Moon's Swapping Out its Techie Aquarius Boots for Pisces' Fuzzy Hippie Sandals!"

"Being able to see the world from a different perspective is incredible, and getting to fly in space was the culmination of that, seeing the world fro...

"Great Scott, Pisces! Neptune's in Retrograde: Time to Unleash Your Inner Marty McFly and Skateboard through the Cosmic Waves of Change!"

"Aquarius, Prepare for a Cosmic Splash: Your Ruling Planet Uranus is Stirring the Astrological Soup!"

"Capricorn, Strap in! The Stars are Promising a Bumpy Ride: They Just Might Build a Wall Around Your Comfort Zone!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare for a Cosmic Kick in the Asteroids: Jupiter's Got Jokes and Saturn's in Stitches!"

"Scorpio: Prepare for a Galactic Tango with Jupiter, High Chance of Cosmic Salsa Spills!"

"Libra Alert: Balanced Scales or Just Indecisive? Find Out in This Week's Cosmic Comedy Show!"

"Virgo's Forecast: When Mercury Retrogrades, We May Not Be Able to Beam You Up, But We Can Surely Help You Laugh It Off!"

"Leo's Forecast: Expect a Solar Flare of Drama, But Don't Worry, It's Just Your Inner Lion Roaring for Attention!"

"Cancer, This Week Your Stars Align Like a Galactic Sudoku Puzzle: Prepare for Cosmic Giggles and Intergalactic Twister!"

"Twins, Unite! The Stars are Aligning for a Quantum Leap into an Alternate Universe of Awesomeness... and Maybe Tacos!"

"Stellar Bull-oney! Taurus, Uranus is in Retrograde and You're Still Stubborn as Ever!"

"Frakkin' Aries! Prepare to Charge Head-First Into a Nebula of Opportunities... Just Remember to Use Your Ramming Speed Wisely!"

The crewmen of the third and final manned Skylab mission relax on the USS New Orleans, prime recovery ship for their mission, about an hour after thei...

"Pisces, Prepare Your Fins: A Cosmic Tsunami of Good Vibes is Headed Your Way this Week!"

"Leonardo da Vinci Discovers New Star, Calls it 'Mona Lisa's Twinkle': Aquarius Still Unimpressed!"

"Capricorn, Get Ready to Head-Butt the Universe! Your Horns are Not Just for Show, You Know!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Launch: Your Love Life Might Just Go Supernova!"

"Scorpio Stars Forecast: Expect Cosmic Tailwinds, Sudden Inclination for Revenge, and a High Probability of Misplacing Your Spaceship Keys!"

"Libra: Prepare for an Interstellar Balancing Act as Mars Gets a Bit Too Chatty!"

"Virgo, Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans: Your Stars are Aligning like Tetris Blocks on a Caffeine Binge!"

"Leo: Get Ready to Roar with Laughter - The Universe Plans a Cosmic Comedy Tour!"

"Cancer, It's Time to Use the Force: Your Crabby Shell Can't Resist the Cosmic Pull This Month!"

"Binary Suns Forecasting a Double Dose of Drama: Gemini, Brace Your Thrusters for an Intergalactic Emotional Roller Coaster!"

"Build That Wall, Taurus! Uranus is Sending Its Comets, And They're Not Sending Their Best!"

"Brace Yourself, Aries! The Stars are Aligning for a Galactic Hoedown of Epic Proportions!"

"Moody Moon Makes Move: Capricorn Says 'Hasta La Vista, Baby' as Aquarius Cracks Open the Welcome Bubbly!"

Astronaut Bruce McCandless II approaches his maximum distance from the Earth-orbiting Space Shuttle Challenger in this 70mm frame photographed by his ...

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Sea of Uncertainty: Neptune's Playing Hide and Seek Again!"

"Aliens Not Included: An Aquarius Hyper-Drive into Cosmic Zaniness!"

"Capricorn, Brace for Impact: Your Planetary Alignments Suggest a Collision Course with Destiny...and Possibly a Rogue Shopping Cart!"

"Sagittarian Skies You'll Traverse, You Will! Planetary Alignments, Chewy As An Overcooked Wookie Steak They Are!"

"Scorpio, Brace Yourself! You're About to Have More Twists and Turns Than a Wormhole!"

"Libra, Balance Isn't Just for Jedi: Your Stars Align Like a Perfectly Tuned Lightsaber!"

"Virgo, Buckle Up! Mercury Retrogrades and Your Excel Spreadsheets Might Just Start Dating Each Other!"

"Leo Season Alert: Prepare for a Meteor Shower of Ego, Charm, and the Inexplicable Urge to Roar!"

"Directive 1: Protect the innocent. Directive 2: Uphold the law. Directive 3: Don't eat shellfish on Tuesday - Moon's in retrograde, Cancer!"

"Gemini, Prepare for a Cosmic Tango: This Week the Universe Decides to Cha-Cha, While You're Still Figuring Out the Macarena!"

"Brace Yourselves, Tauruses! Even Your Stubbornness Can't Deflect the Cosmic Rays of Change. Quantum Flux in the Constellation Spells 'Moo-ving' Times Ahead!"

"Prepare for a Cosmic Conga Line, Aries: Mars is Moonwalking Backwards and You're Leading the Dance!"