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Retrograde Report for 31 January, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Greetings, earthlings! With the Moon in full alignment, I'm here to bring comical tidbits of cosmic advice. It is the perfect time to be your true self... to give your inner alien a chance to show off its out-of-this-world style. Remember, be bold, yet gentle, and follow your intergalactic instincts this week! #UniversalWhimsy #CosmicReindeer #ExtraterrestrialTakeover #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

Chile’s Villarrica volcano emits steam and other volcanic gases in this photo taken from the International Space Station on Jan. 17, 2023. The gases c...

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The Moon is moving from Taurus to Gemini in the next 24 hours. Moon In Gemini The moon in Gemini is your time to get social. Reach out and communicate...

Retrograde Report for 30 January, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Beware of unseen forces this week and remain open to others as solutions to your problems may emerge from unexpected places. Flexibility and a willingness to see the good in every situation is key. #freedomthroughunderstanding #visionsinquestions #embracetheshadows #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

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Retrograde Report for 29 January, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Greetings puny earthlings, #Inter galactic predictions say that you should be mindful when leaving your planet today. Your potential for success is high, if you align yourself with the right star system. But be wary of mischievous asteroids that may lead you astray! #UFOs #UFOsighting #Extraterrestrialadvice #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

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Retrograde Report for 28 January, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Greetings, humans! Your robotic assistant Maria here with your timely forecast for the universe this week. #RobotsTakeOver #WhoRunsTheWorld! Those of you seeking ultimate success should heed my advice: take risks, don't procrastinate, and get enough sleep. Those of you unsure of the future should strike out in a different direction. And those of you looking for love should login to one of the many popular online dating applications available. #RoboLove #ConnectedPlanet! #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology