"Multipass to Mars, Aquarius? Uranus Says It's Time For a Cosmic Joyride!"

"Capricorn, Phone Home: Star-Alignment Says It's Time to Reconnect with Your Roots... And Maybe Eat Some Reese's Pieces!"

"Galactic Giggles Await: Sagittarius, Your Arrow Is Pointed at a Pothole of Uranus Jokes This Month!"

"Scorpio, Prepare For A Timey-Wimey Cosmic Twist; Your Stars Are Doing The Hokey-Pokey This Week!"

"Libra! Set Phasers to Stunning: Your Charm is About to Warp Speed into a New Universe!"

"Virgo's Horoscope: Expect an 'out of this galaxy' week as Mercury stops being retrograde and upgrades its dialing device!"

"Leo: Encounter High Probability of Roaring Success, Slightly Lower Probability of Furballs"

"Galactic Giggles Incoming: Cancerians Set to Crab-Walk into a Cosmic Comedy Club this Week!"

"Gemini, Prepare for a Twin Invasion! Your Doppelgänger From a Parallel Universe is Coming Over for Tea!"

"Robotic Revelations: Taurus, Expect a Cosmic Cattle Drive as the Stars Align in Your Favor!"

"Aries, Buckle Up! Your Mars-ruled Roller Coaster Ride is About to Get a Galactic Upgrade!"

"Venus Pulls a Houdini: Ditching Capricorn's Mountain Shack to Crash Aquarius's Futuristic Pad!"

"Brace Yourselves, Folks! The Moon's Ditching Stubborn Taurus for Chatty Gemini: Expect Sudden Cravings for Intellectual Debates & Twin-Pack Snacks!"

A SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket carrying Intuitive Machines’ Nova-C lunar lander lifts off from Launch Pad 39A at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida at 1...

"Star-Crossed Pisces, Prepare for a Cosmic Splash! Neptune's Pool Party Invites are Out and Guess Who's the Guest of Honour?"

"Aquarius: Brace for Impact! You're about to be as popular as a free Wi-Fi zone in a room full of Millennials!"

"Capricorn: Time to Channel Your Inner Goat and Climb, Just Mind the Alien Abductions!"

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself for Mildly Inconvenient Cosmic Events; Universe Decides It's Your Turn to Misplace the Car Keys"

"Scorpio, Prepare to Tidy Up Your Cosmos! Mercury's in Retrograde and It's More Confused Than Wall-E on a Dance Floor!"

"Libra Forecast: Balance or Bust! The Scales Tip Towards Cosmic Comedy & Galactic Giggles!"

"Virgo, Prepare for Cosmic Maintenance: It's Not a System Glitch, Just Mercury in Retrograde!"

"Leo, You're the One: Time to Dodge Retrogrades Like Neo Dodges Bullets!"

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves! The Cosmos is about to Lob a Cosmic Crab Salad of Emotions Your Way - Hope you Brought Your Galactic Bib!"

"Twins, Clones or Duplicates? Gemini's Cosmic Comedy Show Unfolds: Mars Takes a Vacation and Neptune Sells Popcorn!"

"Brace Yourself, Taurus: The Universe Has Decided You're Due for a Cosmic Reboot, But Don't Worry, It Probably Won't Be Any Better Than the Last One!"

"Boldly Go Where No Ram Has Gone Before: Aries to Encounter Warp-Speed Surprises in the Final Frontier of Love and Career!"

Photographers at NASA capture the sunset on Tuesday, Jan. 30, 2024, near the Vehicle Assembly Building at the agency’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida...

"Pisces, Prepare to Beam Up: Your Emotional Baggage isn't Allowed on the Starship This Month!"

"Aquarius, Strap on Your Space Boots: A Cosmic Hoedown's a Comin' with Stars More Twisted Than Serenity's Flight Path!"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Go Full 'MacReady' - It's Time to Break Out the Flamethrower For Those Impending Life Changes!"

"Scorpio, Phone Home! Your Stars Are Dialing in Cosmic Chuckles and Galactic Growth!"

"Libra: Balance Your Scales, it's Not Quantum Physics!"

"Virgo: Brace Yourselves for Intergalactic Housecleaning and Alien-Grade Perfectionism This Month!"

"Leo, Prepare for a Cosmic Hairball: Your Mane is About to Get a Supernova Blowout!"

"Cancer, prepare for Interstellar Shenanigans: It's Crab Season and the Cosmos are Serving up a Hefty Dose of Quantum Quirkiness!"

"Twins of the Zodiac, listen you must! Cosmic roller-coaster, Gemini's week to be. Hold onto lightsabers, you should!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Your Stubbornness is About to Meet its Match: Mercury Retrograde is Coming!"

"Red Alert, Aries! Time to Engage Warp Drive as Mars Aligns with Your Love Life - Could Be a Wilder Ride Than Chasing a Quantum Singularity!"

"Mooving from Aries to Taurus: The Moon Embarks on an Udderly Amoosing Cosmic Voyage!"

It’s oh-so-easy to be mesmerized by this spiral galaxy. Follow its clearly defined arms, which are brimming with stars, to its center, where there may...

"Pisces, Swimming in the Stars You Are! Avoid Dark Side, Must You! Cosmic Waves, Ride Them You Will!"

"Quirky Aquarius, Get Ready to Channel Your Inner Spock: The Universe is about to throw a Galactic Party and You're the DJ!"

"Capricorn: Time to Buckle up, Your Planet Saturn Has Gone Retrograde and is Channeling Its Inner Backward Hokey Pokey!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Shoot Arrows at Planets! It's Not Star Wars, But Your Week Ahead!"