NASA astronaut and Artemis II commander Reid Wiseman exits the side of a mockup of the Orion spacecraft during a training exercise in the Neutral Buoy...

"Star-crossed Pisces, Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans as Neptune Tries to Fix its WiFi Connection!"

"Aquarius Forecast: Expect a Stellar Traffic Jam as Mars Double Parks in Your Love Zone!"

"Capricorn, brace yourself! Saturn has gone rogue and it’s not taking prisoners!"

"Judge Dredd Declares: Sagittarius, You're Under Arrest... for Being Too Optimistic! Expect a Sentence of Excessive Adventures and Chance Meetings!"

"Scorpio: This Week, Your Stars Align More Than My Socks Do After Laundry Day!"

"Libra's Limbo: Balancing the Scales of Life, Love, and Late-Night Snack Choices!"

"Virgo, Flux Capacitor Engaged: Time-traveling to a Week of Unforeseen Opportunities and Sudden Love Interests - Hold onto your Hoverboards!"

"Leo's Lionheart Roars This Week: Cosmic Catnip or Astral Hairball?"

"Cancerians, Beware! The Universe Plans a Cosmic Game of Hide and Seek; Your Keys are First on the List!"

"EXTERMINATE BOREDOM, GEMINI! COSMIC ALIGNMENT PLANS GALACTIC TAKEOVER OF YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!"

"Stubborn as a Taurus? More Like 'Bull'ishly Determined! Milky Way's Next Top Model or Not, Brace for a Cosmic Catwalk!"

"Aries, Buckle Up! Your Flux Capacitor is on the Fritz - Expect Time-traveling Shenanigans and Cosmic Speed Bumps!"

"Guess What? The Moon's Packing Up Its Bow, Arrow and Party Popper from Sagittarius and Heading to Capricorn’s Office for a Serious Chat! Hold onto your Telescopes, Folks!"

"... it's challenge, service, and building the future. If I don't do anything else in my entire life except for those three things, I'm at least getti...

"Pisces, prepare to swim through the cosmic sea as Neptune plays Marco Polo - Blindfold Not Included!"

"Quantum Leap Ahead, Aquarius! Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Shift That Will Make Spock's Eyebrows Raise!"

"Capricorn's Cosmic Comedy: When Planets Play Pranks, Goats Get Giggles!"

"Sagittarius: Time to Trade Your Bow for a Lightsaber, because the Stars are Ready for a Galactic Rumble!"

"Scorpio, Brace for Interstellar Overdrive: You Might Be the Center of the Universe This Week. But Then Again, It's Probably Just a Glitch in the Matrix."

"Libra Scales Tip Toward Chaos: Mercury in Retrograde Demands Balance, Pizza and a Deep-Dive into Quantum Physics!"

"Virgo, prepare for an intergalactic roller-coaster! Your stars align like a wonky Tetris game: Challenging but ultimately satisfying!"

"Leo's Forecast: Mane-Taming Tips and Galactic Roars - Expect a Cosmic Hairball of Planetary Shenanigans!"

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves for a Stellar Rollercoaster: Cylons Couldn't Predict This Galactic Mayhem!"

"Gemini, Prepare to Make the Kessel Run: Your Twinned Personalities are About to Go Light Speed!"

"Galactic Bull Market Alert: Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Cow-Tipping of Fortune!"

"Aries, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Shenanigans as Mars Does the Cha-Cha in Retrograde!"

"Pisces, Pack Your Rubber Duckies! You're About to Dive into a Tsunami of Cosmic Emotions - And Yes, There Will Be a Quiz!"

"Intergalactic Alert: Aquarius, Your Cosmic WiFi May Need a Reboot. Stay Calm and Carry a Flux Capacitor!"

"Capricorn, It's Time To Get Your Hooves Dirty: A Cosmic Guide to Stop Star Gazing and Start Doing!"

"Sagittarius, May the Force (of Gravity) Not Keep You Down: A Cosmic Guide to Defeating Your Personal Death Star in Skinny Jeans"

"Scorpios, Brace Yourselves for Intergalactic Shenanigans: The Stars Are About to Play a Cosmic Version of 'Dungeons and Dragons' with Your Life!"

"Balancing Act: Libra, the Universe is Teetering on Your Scales...or Maybe That's Just Your Love Life!"

"Virgo, Prepare to Juggle Quasars! Cosmic Cleanup on Aisle Earth Imminent!"

"Leo, Beam Up Your Confidence! Starship Enterprise Predicts Bold Adventures and Phaser-Level Charisma!"

"Cancerians, Prepare Your Crustacean Claws! Moonwalk Through Emotional Tides Might Make You Feel Like You've Teleported to a Sci-Fi Series!"

"Fasten Your Jetpacks, Gemini! Galactic Twists and Quantum Leaps Ahead in This Week's Astro Forecast!"

"Building Walls Against Retrogrades: A Taurus' Strategic Plan for Cosmic Domination!"

"Aries in Retrograde: Find Out How To Turn Your Ram Into A Rocket!"

"Mercury Pulls a Skywalker: Ditching the Dark Side of Capricorn for the Galactic Groove of Aquarius!"

"Order in the Cosmos! Pisces, Prepare for a Tsunami of Cosmic Energy - It's Not a Crime to Feel All the Feels!"

"Boldly Go Where No Aquarius Has Gone Before: Uncharted Love Planets and Nebulas of Career Opportunities Await!"