"Taurus, Prepare for Alien Abduction: Your Living Room is the New Bermuda Triangle This Week!"

"Aries, prepare for a Cosmic Collision of Caffeine and Constellations: Your Stars Demand Decaf!"

"Logical Inconsistencies Detected: Pisces' Emotional Waves Set to Disrupt the Balance of the Universe... Again!"

"Quantum Fluctuations Alert! Aquarius, Your Energy Field is About to Encounter More Twists than a Wormhole!"

"Capricorn: Brace for Sudden Optimism, but Don't Worry - It Probably Won't Last"

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself for a Galactic Hokey Pokey - You Put Your Left Star In, You Take Your Left Star Out!"

"Scorpio, Hold Onto Your Stingers! A Cosmic Whirlwind of Star-Studded Shenanigans Awaits!"

"Libra, Buckle Up! Universe Plans a Cosmic Rollercoaster Ride, No Safety Bar Included!"

"Virgo, May the Force Be With You as Mercury Retrograde Strikes Back!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Your Hairspray-induced Ozone Hole is Finally in Retrograde!"

"Cosmic Crustaceans Alert! Cancerians to Conquer the Galaxy with Kindness and a Side of Potluck Casserole!"

"Gemini, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore This Forecast: Cosmic Twists Ahead May Cause Sudden Love for Quantum Physics!"

"Universe Sighs Heavily as Taurus Stubbornly Resists Change, Again - Gravity Rolls its Eyes!"

"Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Ram-Page: Mars is in Retrograde and It's Not Happy!"

"Pisces Phone Home: Cosmic Conference Calls and Starry Sky Skypes on the Horizon!"

"Brace for Impact, Aquarius: Uranus is Retrograde and it's About to Get As Messy As Your Room After a Binge-Watching Stargate Marathon!"

"Capricorns, Prepare for a Cosmic Caffeine Rush: Saturn's Sending You Steaming Supernova Lattes!"

"Sagittarius, I'm afraid that Venus can't allow you to stay home this week. It's insisting on adventure! Destination? Let's call it, 'Discovery One'."

"Scorpio, Get Ready to Sting! Mars is in Retrograde and it's Not Just Because it Forgot its Car Keys!"

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Scales - Incoming Planetary Pogo Stick of Chaos!"

"Virgo Forecast: Time to Organize Your Life, Or Skynet Will!"

"Leo Forecast: Time to Roar, Not Snore! Jupiter's Snoozing in Your House of Ambition - Wake Him Up With Your Cat-Like Reflexes!"

"Cancer, get ready to Flux Capacitor your Future: Cosmo Stars Predict a Time Travel of Emotions this Week!"

"Double Trouble Gemini: Prepare for a Universe-Sized Dose of Cosmic Whiplash as Mercury Pulls a Retro-backflip!"

"EXTERMINATE YOUR DOUBTS, TAURUS! THE STARS PREDICT AN UNEXPECTED INVASION OF POSITIVE VIBES!"

"Aries, Hold Onto Your Ram Horns! The Universe is About to Play Pinball with Your Planets!"

"Brace Yourselves, Universe! Sensitive Crustacean Alert as the Moon Moonwalks from Gabby Gemini to Cuddly Cancer!"

"Sun Ditches Aquarius for Pisces: Cosmic Breakup or Just a Fishy Affair?"

"Set Phasers to Fun, Pisces! Galactic Waves Forecast a Stellar Week of Boldly Going Where No Fish Has Gone Before!"

"Aquarius, Prepare for a Galactic Detour: The Universe is Sending You on a Quirky Quantum Quest!"

"Capricorn: Prepare for a Quantum Leap in Luck, but Don't Forget Your Phaser!"

"Inter-Galactic Roadtrip Alert: Sagittarius, Your Starship's in Retrograde...Again!"

"Scorpio, Prepare Your Stingers! A Cosmic Dance in the Galaxy Promises More Twists Than My Circuitry on Tatooine!"

"Libra, Get Ready to Balance More Than Just Scales! Universe Has a Quirky Sense of Humor, Says Escapee from New York!"

"Virgo, Buckle Up Kid: Your Stars are Doing the Kessel Run in Less Than 12 Parsecs!"

"Leo Forecast: Prepare for a Cosmic Mane Event, Your Stars are Roaring Louder than a Replicant on a Bad Hair Day!"

"Warning! Cancer Crustaceans, Prepare to Snip Away Your Worries - Mars is in Retrograde, So it's a Galactic Garage Sale Kinda Week!"

"Prepare for Hyperspace Hilarity, Gemini! Your Twin Stars are About to Pull a Cosmic Prank on the Universe!"

"Brace yourselves, Taurus: Your Bull-Headedness Might Just Pay Off This Week - Stars Confirm They're Not 'Udderly' Against You!"

"Aries, I'm Afraid I Can't Forecast That... Just Kidding, Brace for a Cosmic Tailwind!"

The Orion spacecraft for NASA’s Artemis II mission received its latest makeover. Teams adhered the agency’s iconic “worm” logo and ESA (European Space...

"Pisces, Prepare to Doggy Paddle Through a Universe of Emotions: It's Not Alien Invasion, Just Your Regular Mood Swings!"