Gemini Report

"Deckard Couldn't Even: Gemini's Rollercoaster Ride in Retrograde, More Twisty Than a Replicant's Logic Puzzle!"

The next Gemini will start in 109 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 15 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Gemini in 123 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 112 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 170 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 114 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.5 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Alright, Gemini, it's time to buckle up for the cosmic roller coaster ride, because the Third Quarter moon is 21.5 days old and it means business! Now, I know you're typically more into duality than fractions, but don't worry, we're not embarking on a mathematical journey. This isn't the quadratic formula or the Pythagorean theorem; it's just our dear old moon looking like a Pac-Man in the sky. This phase of the moon is all about letting go, which, for you, Gemini, means it's time to set free all those unnecessary browser tabs you've had open since 2017. Seriously, your computer is begging for mercy and it's starting to sound like a jet engine. #TabHoarder #GeminiProblems I know, I know, you might need that recipe for vegan lasagna that you've never made. But trust me, your browser history will remember, even if you don't. Also, while we're at it, why not consider letting go of some other things too? Like that shirt you've been hanging onto since high school because it 'might come back in style'. I'm afraid 'vintage' has its limits, my friend. With this moon phase, it's also a great time to reflect on your achievements, and no, successfully ordering a coffee with more modifiers than an RPG character doesn't count. Try focusing on something a bit more hard-hitting. Maybe that time you didn't kill your houseplant in under a week? Stellar progress, Gemini. #PlantParent So, remember Gemini, declutter and let go. Your future self will thank you. And probably so will your computer. Here's to embracing the wisdom of the Third Quarter moon - after all, it's older than all of us combined. #MoonWisdom #GeminiVibes Remember, you're not just a twin, you're the whole bloody zodiacal circus! Keep it real, Gemini. We're all stardust navigating this cosmic sitcom together. Peace out and clear skies, my celestial siblings!

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.02.2024 07:22:01 (gem-02-02-2024)