ChipWitch Today for 12 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 12 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 12 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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30 Doradus B: NASA Telescopes Start the Year With a Double Bang

This deep dataset from Chandra of the remains of a supernova known as 30 Doradus B (30 Dor B) reveals evidence for more than one supernova explosion i...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Through a Sea of Uncertainty with Flippers of Confidence: Neptune's Retrograde Promises a Wild Ride!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, You're More Wired Than Elon Musk's Cyber Truck: A Peek into Your High-Voltage Astrological Predictions!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Your Stars are Aligning! Prepare for a Galactic Goat-Rodeo of Cosmic Proportions!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Get Ready to Shoot Your Cosmic Arrows - Just Make Sure Your Aim's Better than a Stormtrooper's!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting! Cosmic Chaos Unleashed as Pluto Backflips Through a Hula Hoop!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Scales: Space Kittens Invade Your Seventh House!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Align Your Stars - Quantum Mechanics Style: Expect Tidbits of Chaos Theory with a Dash of Hippie Love Beads!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Forecast: All Signs Point to 'You're The One' - Just Don't Start Dodging Bullets in Slow Motion Yet!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Prepare for a Cosmic Crab-Walk: Your Stars are Sidestepping Like a Klingon at a Disco!"

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Gemini Report

"Stick to the Stars, Gemini: Your Alien Encounter Odds are Low, but your Chances of Misplacing your Keys? Astronomical!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, Buckle Up Your Astro Belt! Your Love Life is About to Go Light Speed...Hopefully Not in the Direction of the Death Star!"

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Aries Report

"Mercury Retrograde Has Left the Chat: Aries, Prepare for Smooth Sailing and Less Tech Troubles!"

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The Moon is moving from Capricorn to Aquarius

"Hold Onto Your Lunar Undies! The Moon's Making a Cosmic Leap from Capricorn to Aquarius!"

ChipWitch Today for 11 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 11 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 11 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Orbital-1 Launch: 10th Anniversary

An Orbital Sciences Corporation Antares rocket is seen as it launches from Pad-0A at NASA's Wallops Flight Facility, Thursday, January 9, 2014, Wallop...

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Pisces Report

"Exterminate Negative Vibes, Pisces! Cosmic Alignments Predict a Whirlwind of Positive Energy, But Don't Forget to Hydrate!"

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Aquarius Report

"Great Scott! Aquarius, Prepare Your Flux Capacitors for Quantum Leaps in Personal Growth - It's not Rocket Science, it's Astrology!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, You're the 'One': Prepare to Dodge Celestial Bullets Like Neo in The Matrix This Month!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Channel Your Inner Jedi: An Interstellar Wobble in Your Galactic Core Predicts a Cosmic Kerfuffle This Month!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, this week you're glowing brighter than E.T.'s fingertip while dialing home! Buckle up for intergalactic adventures!"

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Libra Report

"I'm Afraid I Can't Do That, Libra: Balancing Relationships and Personal Space May Prove a Bit More Challenging Than Preventing a Spacecraft Mutiny This Week"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo: 'Hasta la vista, Baby' to Bad Vibes! Your Stars are Set to 'Terminate' Negativity this Month!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare for a Cosmic Catwalk: When Planets Align, Even the Stars Get Envious!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Prepare for Galactic Crustacean Invasion: Your Moon-Lit Secrets are Safe No More!"

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Gemini Report

"Alien Twin Invasion Alert: Gemini's Cosmic Forecast. Remember to Keep Calm, They're Just Your Star Siblings!"

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Taurus Report

"Beware, Taurus! Uranus in Retrograde Promises More Turbulence Than a Whovian Convention on Doomsday!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, You'll Be Back: A Stellar Comeback in Your Astrological Forecast, Like a Ramminator!"

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ChipWitch Today for 10 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 10 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 10 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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A "Green Monster" Lurks in Star's Debris

For the first time, astronomers have combined data from NASA’s Chandra X-ray Observatory and James Webb Space Telescope to study the well-known supern...

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Pisces Report

"Piscean Perplexities: Time to Swim with the Cosmic Fish or Just a Good Week to Invest in Waterproof Mascara?"

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Aquarius Report

"Resistance is Futile, Aquarius! Prepare to be Assimilated by a Galactic Wave of Good Vibes!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Saturn's Got its Gravitational Pull in a Twist, and It's About to Spin Your Goat-Fish Tail in a Cosmic Hoedown!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Beam Up Your Optimism, It's Time to Phone Home with Good News!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio's Stardate Log: Resistance to Mercury Retrograde is Futile - Embrace the Cosmic Chaos!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare for a Cosmic Cha-Cha: Warning! Your Scales May Tango to the Tune of Jupiter's Jive!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Stars Predict: An Epidemic of Tidy Desks and Balanced Checkbooks - Brace for Extreme Productivity!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Planet Alignment Predicts a Week of Bold Moves and Extra Helpings of Gagh!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Time to Come Out of Your Shell: The Cosmos Promises a Week Full of Quantum Quirks and Nebula Nonsense!"

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Gemini Report

"Phone Home, Gemini? More Like Phone Work - Mercury's in Retrograde Again!"

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Taurus Report

"Stubborn Taurus, Prepare to Graze on New Cosmic Pastures: Will it be Quantum Quinoa or Nebula Nettles?"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Galactic Traffic Alert: Mars in Retrograde! Buckle up for a Cosmic Roller Coaster of Chaos and Confetti!"

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The Moon is moving from Sagittarius to Capricorn

"Hold Onto Your Telescopes, Folks! The Moon’s Swapping Its Sagittarius Party Pants For Capricorn's Sensible Slacks!"

ChipWitch Today for 9 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 9 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 9 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Hubble Views a Vast Galactic Neighborhood

This image from the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope features a richness of spiral galaxies: the large, prominent spiral galaxy on the right side of th...

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