Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans: Your Ruling Planet Jupiter Plans a Prank-Packed Retrograde!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 309 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 17 days, at Sunday, 04 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 290 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024

Venus is currently in Sagittarius

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hello, Sagittarians! Or should I say, Extra-Terrestrials? (Because let's face it, you guys are out of this world!) Now, Venus is currently crashing at your place, bringing all sorts of love vibes. Just don't forget to charge her for rent, okay? This First Quarter moon, which is a sprightly 7.6 days old (so basically a toddler in moon years), is making you feel like a space explorer ready to blast off into the unknown. So strap on your metaphorical space boots and get ready to take one giant leap for mankind... or whatever your day job involves. But beware, my cosmic friends! With the moon in its first quarter, it's kind of like your celestial WiFi signal is only at half strength. You might need to reset the router a couple of times during this phase. My advice? Unplug, count to 10 and then plug back in. Works every time. Expect some unexpected encounters. Whether it's an alien life form wanting to phone home or just your neighbor's cat, be open to connections. They may come bearing Reese's Pieces or just an opportunity for a laugh. Keep your telescopes focused on the horizon, Sagittarians. Your stars are aligning in an emoji of a smiley face - which is universally understood as "we come in peace." So, even if you do get abducted by aliens, at least they'll be friendly! #OutOfThisWorld #SagittariusSeason #ETPhoneHome #VenusInSagittarius #FirstQuarterMoon #CosmicWiFi

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