Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Venus is in Retrograde and It's More Stubborn Than a Polar Ice Cap!"

The next Taurus will start in 87 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 22 days, at Thursday, 15 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 113 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 97 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 137 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Full moon is currently 13.4 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Greetings, Taurus! The planets are aligning in a way that even a Ferengi couldn't haggle with. Jupiter's parked itself in your sign, like a Klingon at a buffet. It's a big, bold influence, and one that's gonna amp up your energy. You'll feel this gravitational push to expand your horizons, so lean into those opportunities like you're trying to pass the Kobayashi Maru. Uranus is retrograde in your sign too, and let me tell you, it's causing more static than an open comm channel during an ion storm. This might shake up your routine, but remember, even the most stable wormhole can get a little wonky sometimes. Embrace the unexpected warp jumps, my friend. Now, let's talk about the full moon. It's 13.4 days old, which in lunar terms, is still young enough to get carded at Quark's Bar. The full moon might make emotions run high, like when Odo saw Kira for the first time... So, be prepared for some emotional turbulence on the bridge. In conclusion, Taurus, your week is shaping up to look like one wild ride on a Runabout through the Bajoran wormhole. Hang tight, stay grounded, and remember - even the best Starfleet officers had to face a few tribbles along the way. #StarTrekHoroscope #TaurusTrek #JupiterJourney #UranusUnhinged #MoodyMoon #BeamMeUpBenjamin

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.01.2024 07:12:01 (tau-24-01-2024)