"Feeling Torn, Gemini? That's Not The Death Star, It's Just Venus In Retrograde!"

"Brace Yourself, Taurus! You're About to Become the Galaxy's Most Delightful Couch Potato...And That's Not Bull!"

"Resistance is Futile: Aries, Prepare for a Supernova of Chance Encounters and Warp-Speed Personal Growth!"

"Mercury Slips into Pisces Like It Forgot to Wear Its Non-Slip Aquarian Socks!"

"Watch Out, Earthlings! Moon's Swapping Its Leo Drama for Virgo Vibes: Could Mean More Kale, Less Karaoke!"

The city lights of Shanghai, the most populous city in China with a population of about 24.9 million, and the Huangpu River flowing through downtown, ...

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Circles around Uranus - Cosmic Waves are Bringing More Twists than a Sci-Fi Movie Plot!"

"Aquarius Alert! Stars Declare: 'More Water-Bearing, Less Alien-Bearing This Month!' "

"Capricorn, Prepare for Saturn's Gravity Pull: Your Couch May Be Hard to Leave This Week!"

"Sagittarius, Brace for Impact! The Universe Plans an Invasive Maneuver of Your Personal Space...Quadrant!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Hold onto Your Stingers, It's Going to be a Quantum Leap of a Week!"

"Libra, Grab Your Scales! Cosmic Balancing Act Ahead – Don't Trip on Those Star Dust Bunnies!"

"Virgo: The Intergalactic Organized Freak, Time to Get Your Cloaking Devices Ready for Love, Work, and Stealthy Self-Care - It's Not Personal, It's Just Predator-nal!"

"Leo: Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Hairball, Your Lion's Mane is About to Experience the Ultimate Frizz!"

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves: Your Crabby Mood Might Just Be The Black Hole In Your Horoscope!"

"Mercury Takes a Galactic Detour: Swaps Aquarius' Lab Coat for Pisces' Scuba Gear!"

"Get Ready Gemini, Your Twin Energies are About to Tango in a Chaotic Cha-Cha of Celestial Shenanigans!"

"Stubborn Taurus, prepare for a cosmic conundrum: Will the Bull charge through the space-time continuum or just chew on some interstellar cud?"

"Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Smackdown: Mars is Going Retrograde and It's About to Get as Messy as My Love Life!"

On July 12, 2011, crew from the U.S. Coast Guard Cutter Healy retrieved a canister dropped by parachute from a C-130, which brought supplies for some ...

"Pisces Pisces Baby, Time to Swim in the Stellar Soup! Quantum Fluctuations Ahead, Pack Your Tricorder and Favorite Tie-dye Shirt!"

"EXTERMINATE YOUR DOUBTS, AQUARIUS! Galactic Alignment Predicts a Surge in Positivity Energy - It's About Time (and Space)!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Probability of Planetary Alignment Increasing Faster than a Hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon!"

"Sagittarius: Brace for Impact, Your Stars are Doing the Cha-Cha and Your Planets are Playing Dodgeball!"

"Scorpio, Strap On Your Jetpack: Planetary Shenanigans Ahead!"

"Libra, Brace Yourself: Venus Aligns with Your Love Life, Expect Cosmic Butterflies and Interstellar Flutters!"

"Virgo, Prepare for Cosmic Overhaul: Uranus Drops in Unannounced, Mercury Retrogrades in Pajamas!"

"Leo, Expect Cosmic Mayhem and Interstellar Dramatics: Even the Universe Thinks You're Too Much!"

"Cancer, This Week You’ll Feel More Pulled Than the Death Star By The Gravitational Force of a Black Hole!"

"Gemini: This Week, You're Gonna Have More Twists and Turns Than a Predator Chasing Arnold Through the Jungle!"

"TAURUS: Gird Your Loins, Starbeasts! It's Time to Charge into the Nebula of Netflix Binges and Nacho Mountains!"

"Alert, Alert! Aries, Your Stars are in Hyperdrive! Prepare for a Galactic Rollercoaster of Emotions!"

"Brace Yourself, Space Cadets! The Moon's Ditching Its Crabby Cancer Phase to Roar with the Lions of Leo!"

"You must have grit, resilience, courage, and strength. I'm able to really share all the wisdom and the lessons I've learned throughout my career with...

"Pisces, Prepare to Dive Deep into the Cosmic Soup: It’s Time for Some Quantum Fish and Chips!"

"Aquarius Forecast: Cosmic Chaos Ensues as Uranus Forgets to Knock Before Entering Your House of Love!"

"Capricorn, Brace Your Goats! Planetary Shifts Ahead Could Rattle Your Cosmic Horns!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare for Inevitable Misadventures: You're about to Encounter More Twists than a Quantum Physics Equation!"

"Scorpio, You're About to be 'Terminated' with Success: Hasta la Vista, Bad Vibes!"

"Unplugging from The Matrix: Libra Discovers Balance Isn't Just for Hoverboards!"

"Virgo: Brace Yourself for Stellar Shenanigans - Your Planets are Playing Musical Chairs this Month!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar! The Universe Conspires to Fill Your Week with Stellar Surprises, Cosmic Comedy, and Galactic Giggles - It's Like a Sci-Fi Convention in Space!"

"Crabby Cancer, It's Time to Come out of Your Shell! The Stars Call for a Cosmic Game of Hide and Seek!"

"GEMINI! PREPARE FOR LOVE: EXTERMINATE LONELINESS! PLANETARY ALIGNMENT IMMINENT - RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!"