Pisces Report

"Pisces, Set Phasers to 'Chill': A Highly Illogical Week of Relaxation and Emotional Understanding Approaches"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, your Stars are Saying 'Hasta La Vista' to Bad Vibes: Get Ready for an Astrological Reboot!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore Your Horoscope: Galactic Traffic Jam in Retrograde Promises a Wild Ride!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Be Prepared: Jupiter's in Retrograde and it's Throwing More Curveballs than a Hyperactive Baseball Machine!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, brace for a cosmic ride! Even the TARDIS couldn't navigate this planetary loop-de-loop!"

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Libra Report

"Libra Season Alert: Perfect Balance Between Charm and Chaos, Like Juggling Tribbles While Solving Quantum Physics!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Forecast: You're Gonna Build a Wall... of Success! And Guess What? Mercury's going to pay for it!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Cosmic Catnip in the Stars May Result in Purring or Hissing - Planetary Alignment Says It's Time to Scratch that Cosmic Couch!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer, Prepare to Shell Out Some Serious Love Vibes – The Stars Say It's Time for a Claw-some Adventure!"

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Gemini Report

"Mercury in Retrograde Says, 'Hold My Beer,' Gemini: Prepare for a Whirlwind of Cosmic Confusion and Accidental Pocket Dialing!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, Brace Yourselves to Boldly Go Where No Bull Has Gone Before - The Wacky World of Uranus Retrograde!"

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Aries Report

"Aries Rams into Retrograde: Interstellar Shenanigans Ensue - Will it be a Cosmic Comedy or a Stellar Drama?"

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Venus is moving from Scorpio to Sagittarius

"Shift, Venus does! From Scorpio's shadows to Sagittarian light, she gallops. Hold onto your horoscopes, you must!"

ChipWitch Today for 29 December, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 29 December, 2023

Retrograde Report for 29 December, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Reflection

Creating an artistic reflection, a Great Blue Heron skims its wings on a waterway at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida on Jan. 11, 2021. The cent...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces Forecast: Prepare for an Invasion of Positive Vibes and Alien Opportunities!"

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Aquarius Report

"Calling all Aquarians: Buckle Up! The Stars Predict a Cosmic Roller Coaster Ride of Awkward Social Encounters, Unexpected Serendipity, and Errant Socks!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Fire Up Your Jetpacks! You're About to Scale the Mountain of Success...Just Don't Forget Your Granola Bars!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius Update: Galactic Centaur Slingshots through Cosmic Obstacle Course! Hold onto Your Quivers!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Get Ready to Terminate Bad Vibes: Your Astrological Forecast predicts a Cyborg Invasion of Luck!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Balance Those Scales: Gandalf Says, 'You Shall Not Pass...Without Cleaning Your Room!'"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Season Alert: Even Your Spreadsheet Can't Organize this Cosmic Mayhem!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, the celestial lion, prepares to roar! Brace for cosmic cat hair in your future!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians! Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Crab Walk: Moon's Pulling a Fast One on You Again!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare to Double Trouble: Your Twin Might Just Be an Alien Impostor This Month!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Your Bullish Selves, Taurus: Cosmic Cattle Drive Ahead and It’s Not All about Hay and Happy Moos!"

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Aries Report

"Galactic Gear Shift: Aries Rams Ahead, Leaving All Star Signs in Cosmic Dust!"

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The Moon is moving from Cancer to Leo

"Moody Moon Ditches Crabby Cancer for Lion-hearted Leo: Expect Dramatic Hair Flips and Sudden Urges to Roar!"

ChipWitch Today for 28 December, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 28 December, 2023

Retrograde Report for 28 December, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Research Physical Scientist Tra-My Justine Richardson

"It takes a lot of courage to confront your fears and failures. Each and every time is really difficult, but you will feel really empowered. It’s a ve...

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Pisces Report

"Beep-boop! Pisces, prepare to swim through a galaxy of emotions, but remember - there's no crying in hyperspace!"

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Aquarius Report

"Quirky Aquarius, Brace Yourself for a Galactic Tango with Saturn! The Planet is Not Actually Your Dance Partner but it Sure Feels Like It!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Unleashed: Time to Manifest Destiny or Just a Good Cup of Tea - Either Way, Don't Forget Your Towel!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Your Forecast, This Is: Heavy on Luck, Light on Pants, It May Be! Hmmmm!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Alert: Mars Takes a U-Turn, Expects You to do the Same! Brace Yourself for Cosmic Whiplash!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Balancing Life, Love, and Laundry this Week - Just Like Dave Bowman, but with Less Killer Computers!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Hold Onto Your Spectacles! The Universe is About to Play Chess with Your Routine!"

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Leo Report

"Leo Season Incoming: Time to Roar, King of the Jungle...or Just Netflix and Roar!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves: Retrograde Mercury is About to Make Your Life Feel Like a Game of Pong...Only Less Predictable!"

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Gemini Report

"Prepare Yourselves, Geminis: Double Trouble Incoming! Even Darth Vader's Force Can't Balance Out Your Twin Energy!"

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Taurus Report

"Stubborn as a Taurus: Brace for a week of cosmic bull in your china shop of life!"

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Aries Report

"Planets Align as Aries Embarks on Interstellar Joyride: Buckle Up for Some Serious Cosmic Shenanigans!"

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ChipWitch Today for 27 December, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 27 December, 2023

Retrograde Report for 27 December, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Ringing in the Holidays

Seen here by Webb, ice giant Uranus is a dynamic world with rings, moons, storms, extreme seasons, and more. Webb’s sensitivity has even captured the ...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, May the Fish Be With You: A Galactic Forecast for a Swimmingly Good Time!"

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Aquarius Report

"Make Aquarius Great Again: Unpredictable Uranus Promises Huge, Bigly Changes for Water Bearers!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, This Week, You'll Need More Than The Force To Tidy Up Your Love Life: It's High Time To Use A Lightsaber!"

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