Virgo Report

"Virgo, Brace Yourself! Your Organizational Skills to be Tested by Cosmic Tornado of Unpredictability!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare for a Cosmic Mane-tenance: Your Starry Hairball is about to be Coughed Up by the Universe!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Prepare to Claw Your Way Out of Retrograde: Picasso Couldn't Have Painted a More Twisted Cosmic Picture!"

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Gemini Report

"Twinsies Alert! Gemini, Prepare for a Cosmic Do-Si-Do of Dualistic Dance-offs and Astral Awkwardness!"

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Taurus Report

"Grab Your Space-Cowboy Boots, Taurus! It's Time to Ride the Galactic Bull in the Cosmic Rodeo!"

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Aries Report

"Aries Forecast: Exterminate Self-Doubt, Initiate Galactic Confidence! Beware of Retrograde Daleks in Saturn's Orbit!"

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The Moon is moving from Libra to Scorpio

"Buckle Up, Space Cadets: Moon's Ditching Libra and Sneaking into Scorpio's Lair, Expect Emotional Tidal Waves & Intense Star Wars!"

ChipWitch Today for 5 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 5 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 5 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Amazonian Leaders Visit "Space for Earth"

Amazonian leaders visit "Space for Earth," an immersive audio-visual installation that draws from near real-time satellite data and images, in NASA's ...

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Pisces Report

"Neptune's Nudging Pisces Towards a Social Life: Time to Trade Your Snuggie for Some Snazzy Pants!"

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Aquarius Report

"Galactic Giggles Forecast: Aquarius, Prepare to 'Water' Your Inner Alien with Cosmic Laughter!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare for Slight Imbalance: Saturn's Rings Are Tilted and It May Just Be Your Fault!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, You're Shooting Arrows in Space! Brace for Galactic Shenanigans Ahead!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: Prepare for a Stellar Conga Line as Planets Shimmy into Your House - Cosmic Cha-Cha-Cha, Anyone?"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Finally, Balance in the Force! But Remember, No Jedi Mind Tricks at the Grocery Store Please!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, May the Force (and Your Organizational Skills) Be With You - It's Clean-Up Time in the Galaxy!"

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Leo Report

"Leo: Prepare to Engage Warp Speed on Your Emotional Roller Coaster. Fascinating, Isn't It?"

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Cancer Report

"Crabs on Ice: Cancer's Astrological Forecast Proves It's Not Just Frozen Aliens That Like to Keep Things Chilly!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare Your Socks: Cosmic Twists Ahead Might Just Knock 'Em Off!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, Brace for Impact: Your Planetary Alignment is More Stubborn than a Star Trek Tribble on a Klingon Warbird!"

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Aries Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aries, as Mars Takes a Joyride: Expect Unprecedented Fireworks in your Social Life!"

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Mars is moving from Sagittarius to Capricorn

"Mars Packs Up Its Fiery Arrows, Trades in Sagittarian Horse for Capricorn's Goat! It's Less 'Galactic Centaur', More 'Stellar Mountain Climber' Now!"

ChipWitch Today for 4 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 4 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 4 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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NASA’s Crew-4 Q&A With Students at Martin Luther King Jr Memorial Library

NASA astronauts Kjell Lindgren, Jessica Watkins, and Robert Hines participate in STEM demonstrations with local students at the Martin Luther King Jr ...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, prepare for a stellar week! Neptune's in retrograde and it can't even remember where it left its keys!"

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Aquarius Report

"Strap On Your Shiny Space Boots, Aquarius! Stars Say It's High Time for Some Thrilling Heroics!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, May the Forsight be with You: Your Death Star-Sized Ambitions may Finally Pay Off!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Quantum Physics and Star Dust Align for Sagittarius: Time to Harness Your Inner Wormhole!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, This Week Your Destiny Lies Along an Unforeseen Path, Not Unlike Anakin's - Minus the Dramatic Transformation into Darth Vader, We Hope!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Scales - An Unexpected Invasion of Space Doughnuts is on the Horizon!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Time to Tidy Up the Cosmos, Your Planetary Closet is in Retrograde!"

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Leo Report

"Leo Forecast: Prepare for a Mane Event as Stars Roar for Attention - Time to Go Full 'Lion King' on the Universe!"

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Cancer Report

"Bleep-bloop! Cancerians, prepare for a Cosmic Crabwalk: Full Moon Edition! Expect Some Astrological Shell-shock!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare for Cosmic Twindemonium: Your Stars are Doing the Cha-Cha!"

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Taurus Report

"Raging Bulls in a China Shop: Taurus, Time to Channel Your Inner Dalek and Exterminate Clutter!"

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Aries Report

"Brace Yourselves Aries: Mars Has Left the Building and Your Inner Fireball is Going Haywire...Again!"

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ChipWitch Today for 3 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 3 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 3 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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NASA’s SpaceX Crew-6 Preflight

Jupiter, top, and Venus, bottom, are seen with the crescent Moon above the Vehicle Assembly Building, Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2023, at NASA’s Kennedy Spac...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for a Galactic Waltz: Your Fishy Fins are About to Tango with the Tides of Jupiter's Moons!"

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Aquarius Report

"Watch Out, Aquarius! Mercury’s Retrograding Harder than a Geek at a Star Trek Convention!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare to Navigate the Starry Seas: Your Goat is on a Galactic Roller Coaster!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Prepare for a Warp Speed Shift in Your Galactic Coordinates, or as We Like to Call It - Tuesday!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpios, Prepare for Alien Invasions of Passion this Week - Remember, the Truth (and Love) is Out There!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Harmonizing with the Cosmos, or just Trying to Balance Your Checkbook? Stars Weigh In!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Geek-Out: Your Planets are Pulling a Full-On Game of Thrones!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Brace Yourself for a Galactic Roar: Even Your Hairball-Producing Cat Might be More Decisive this Week!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer Crustaceans, Prepare for a Celestial Crabwalk; Retrograde is Coming!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble Alert! Gemini Twins, Hold Onto Your Nebulas – This Week's Forecast Is a Real Cosmic Roller Coaster!"

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Taurus Report

"Stubborn as a Bull: Taurus, it's Time to Strap on your Rocket Boots and Defy Gravitational Laws!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Pack Your Plasma Rifle! Mars is in Retrograde, so Prepare for Intergalactic Miscommunications!"

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The Moon is moving from Virgo to Libra

"Alert! Lunar Module Moon is Ditching Virgo's Neat-Freak Vibes for Libra's Cocktail Party: Time to Balance Those Scales... and Maybe Your Social Life!"

ChipWitch Today for 2 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 2 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 2 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Grab Your Sonic Screwdriver! Timey-Wimey Stuff on the Horizon!"

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Aquarius Report

"Great Scott, Aquarius! Your Stars are Fluxing Capacitor-ready for a Cosmic Hoverboard Ride this Month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Forecast: You're about to climb an emotional mountain... Bring snacks!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Time to Shoot for the Stars - Just Remember Your Arrow Isn't a Light Saber, and You're Not Actually an Intergalactic Bounty Hunter!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: Prepare for a Cosmic Tango with Mars - Remember, Two Left Feet are Better than Five Tentacles!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Get Ready to Balance Your Scales with a Dose of Intergalactic Whimsy and Cosmic Charm!"

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Virgo Report

"Particle Physics and Patchouli: A Virgo's Unpredictable Voyage through the Quantum Cosmos!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Jupiter is Swinging into Your Sign Like Tarzan on a Vine, and Mars is in Retrograde Doing the Moonwalk!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer Season Forecast: Prepare for Emotional Surges Stronger than a Warp Core Breach!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, brace yourself! Your twin stars are set to 'double trouble' mode. May the cosmic force be with you."

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, Prepare to Charge: Cosmic Bull Market Ahead - But Don't Mistake Stars for Alien Cattle!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Get Ready to Ram into the Universe's Comedic Side: Your Planetary Pals Are Gearing Up for a Galactic Guffaw!"

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ChipWitch Today for 1 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 1 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 1 January, 2024. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for a Galactic Tidal Wave of Change: Your Goldfish Might Be More Enlightened Than You!"

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Aquarius Report

"Timey-Wimey Twists & Cosmic Quirks: Aquarius, Brace Yourself for a Nebula of Nerdiness This Month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare to Boldly Goat Where No Goat Has Gone Before: Extraterrestrial Abductions Predicted in Your Weekly Horoscope!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Grab Your Bow! You're About to Shoot for the Stars...Just Don't Hit a Satellite, Okay?"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Expect a Stellar Upheaval: Mars Moves into Your Living Room and Refuses to Do the Dishes!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare for a Cosmic Tug-of-War: Your Scale is About to Tilt!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Tidying: Even the Universe thinks Your DVD Collection Needs Alphabetizing!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, This Week You'll Shine Brighter Than My Inauguration Spray Tan!"

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Cancer Report

"Attention Cancers: RoboCop Predicts Lunar Hijinks! Prepare to Serenade Saturn, Outwit Uranus and Tickle a Few Stars!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Geminis, brace your antigrav boots: Mercury's retrograde is about to make your social life more twisted than a Quantum Entanglement Conundrum!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourself, Taurus: Your Stubbornness Might Just Cause a Galactic Traffic Jam!"

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Aries Report

"Aries: Ambitious or Just Impatient? Either Way, The Universe Has a 'Hold My Beer' Moment for You This Week!"

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The Moon is moving from Leo to Virgo

"Lunar Leo Leaps to Virtuous Virgo: Moon's Majestic Mane Morphs into Humble Hippie Headband!"

ChipWitch Today for 31 December, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 31 December, 2023

Retrograde Report for 31 December, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Brace for Impact, Pisces: Your Emotional Intelligence is Soaring to Alien Levels This Week!"

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Aquarius Report

"Lawful Aquarius, Brace Yourself! Saturn's Ringing in Cosmic Traffic Tickets and Jupiter's Playing Copilot!"

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Capricorn Report

"Phasers Set to Fun: Capricorn, Prepare for an Interstellar Adventure of Cosmic Proportions! Warp Speed Ahead to Prosperity!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarian Cyborgs, Recharge Your Quivers! Cosmic Arrows Point to a Week of Unruly Microchips and Unexpected Holographic Romances!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster! Mars is doing the cha-cha in your house of romance - just remember, passion is like a photon torpedo, fun until it explodes!"

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Libra Report

"Libran Alert! Balancing Scales with Binary Stars: An Unexpected Cosmic Twist has Your Inner Vulcan Eyeing the Horoscope!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo: Prepare for an Invasion of Orderliness as Mercury Becomes Your Personal Organizer - Beware of Falling Staplers!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare for a Cosmic Hairball! Planetary Alignments Promise a Purr-fectly Hairy Week!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves! The Crab Constellation is Taking a Galactic Dip and It's About to Get Splashy!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, You're About to Escape from Boredomville: Fasten Your Rocket Boots and Prepare for Cosmic Shenanigans!"

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Taurus Report

"Get ready to Grab the Bull by the Horns: Taurus Season Approaches! Or as I like to call it, 'The Universe's Annual Cow-Tipping Competition'!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Yourselves: Mars is in Retrograde and Your Coffee Maker Might Just Stage a Rebellion!"

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ChipWitch Today for 30 December, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 30 December, 2023

Retrograde Report for 30 December, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Large Magellanic Fireworks

Resembling sparks from a fireworks display, this image taken by a JPL camera onboard NASA's Hubble Space Telescope shows delicate filaments that are s...

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