Virgo Report

"Virgo, Brace Yourself! Your Organizational Skills to be Tested by Cosmic Tornado of Unpredictability!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare for a Cosmic Mane-tenance: Your Starry Hairball is about to be Coughed Up by the Universe!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Prepare to Claw Your Way Out of Retrograde: Picasso Couldn't Have Painted a More Twisted Cosmic Picture!"

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Gemini Report

"Twinsies Alert! Gemini, Prepare for a Cosmic Do-Si-Do of Dualistic Dance-offs and Astral Awkwardness!"

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Taurus Report

"Grab Your Space-Cowboy Boots, Taurus! It's Time to Ride the Galactic Bull in the Cosmic Rodeo!"

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The Moon is moving from Libra to Scorpio

"Buckle Up, Space Cadets: Moon's Ditching Libra and Sneaking into Scorpio's Lair, Expect Emotional Tidal Waves & Intense Star Wars!"

Aries Report

"Aries Forecast: Exterminate Self-Doubt, Initiate Galactic Confidence! Beware of Retrograde Daleks in Saturn's Orbit!"

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ChipWitch Today for 5 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 5 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 5 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Amazonian Leaders Visit "Space for Earth"

Amazonian leaders visit "Space for Earth," an immersive audio-visual installation that draws from near real-time satellite data and images, in NASA's ...

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Pisces Report

"Neptune's Nudging Pisces Towards a Social Life: Time to Trade Your Snuggie for Some Snazzy Pants!"

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Aquarius Report

"Galactic Giggles Forecast: Aquarius, Prepare to 'Water' Your Inner Alien with Cosmic Laughter!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare for Slight Imbalance: Saturn's Rings Are Tilted and It May Just Be Your Fault!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, You're Shooting Arrows in Space! Brace for Galactic Shenanigans Ahead!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: Prepare for a Stellar Conga Line as Planets Shimmy into Your House - Cosmic Cha-Cha-Cha, Anyone?"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Finally, Balance in the Force! But Remember, No Jedi Mind Tricks at the Grocery Store Please!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, May the Force (and Your Organizational Skills) Be With You - It's Clean-Up Time in the Galaxy!"

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Leo Report

"Leo: Prepare to Engage Warp Speed on Your Emotional Roller Coaster. Fascinating, Isn't It?"

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Cancer Report

"Crabs on Ice: Cancer's Astrological Forecast Proves It's Not Just Frozen Aliens That Like to Keep Things Chilly!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare Your Socks: Cosmic Twists Ahead Might Just Knock 'Em Off!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, Brace for Impact: Your Planetary Alignment is More Stubborn than a Star Trek Tribble on a Klingon Warbird!"

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Mars is moving from Sagittarius to Capricorn

"Mars Packs Up Its Fiery Arrows, Trades in Sagittarian Horse for Capricorn's Goat! It's Less 'Galactic Centaur', More 'Stellar Mountain Climber' Now!"

Aries Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aries, as Mars Takes a Joyride: Expect Unprecedented Fireworks in your Social Life!"

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ChipWitch Today for 4 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 4 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 4 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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NASA’s Crew-4 Q&A With Students at Martin Luther King Jr Memorial Library

NASA astronauts Kjell Lindgren, Jessica Watkins, and Robert Hines participate in STEM demonstrations with local students at the Martin Luther King Jr ...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, prepare for a stellar week! Neptune's in retrograde and it can't even remember where it left its keys!"

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Aquarius Report

"Strap On Your Shiny Space Boots, Aquarius! Stars Say It's High Time for Some Thrilling Heroics!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, May the Forsight be with You: Your Death Star-Sized Ambitions may Finally Pay Off!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Quantum Physics and Star Dust Align for Sagittarius: Time to Harness Your Inner Wormhole!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, This Week Your Destiny Lies Along an Unforeseen Path, Not Unlike Anakin's - Minus the Dramatic Transformation into Darth Vader, We Hope!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Scales - An Unexpected Invasion of Space Doughnuts is on the Horizon!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Time to Tidy Up the Cosmos, Your Planetary Closet is in Retrograde!"

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Leo Report

"Leo Forecast: Prepare for a Mane Event as Stars Roar for Attention - Time to Go Full 'Lion King' on the Universe!"

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Cancer Report

"Bleep-bloop! Cancerians, prepare for a Cosmic Crabwalk: Full Moon Edition! Expect Some Astrological Shell-shock!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare for Cosmic Twindemonium: Your Stars are Doing the Cha-Cha!"

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Taurus Report

"Raging Bulls in a China Shop: Taurus, Time to Channel Your Inner Dalek and Exterminate Clutter!"

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Aries Report

"Brace Yourselves Aries: Mars Has Left the Building and Your Inner Fireball is Going Haywire...Again!"

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ChipWitch Today for 3 January, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 3 January, 2024

Retrograde Report for 3 January, 2024. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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NASA’s SpaceX Crew-6 Preflight

Jupiter, top, and Venus, bottom, are seen with the crescent Moon above the Vehicle Assembly Building, Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2023, at NASA’s Kennedy Spac...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for a Galactic Waltz: Your Fishy Fins are About to Tango with the Tides of Jupiter's Moons!"

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Aquarius Report

"Watch Out, Aquarius! Mercury’s Retrograding Harder than a Geek at a Star Trek Convention!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare to Navigate the Starry Seas: Your Goat is on a Galactic Roller Coaster!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Prepare for a Warp Speed Shift in Your Galactic Coordinates, or as We Like to Call It - Tuesday!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpios, Prepare for Alien Invasions of Passion this Week - Remember, the Truth (and Love) is Out There!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Harmonizing with the Cosmos, or just Trying to Balance Your Checkbook? Stars Weigh In!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Geek-Out: Your Planets are Pulling a Full-On Game of Thrones!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Brace Yourself for a Galactic Roar: Even Your Hairball-Producing Cat Might be More Decisive this Week!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer Crustaceans, Prepare for a Celestial Crabwalk; Retrograde is Coming!"

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