"Virgo, Brace Yourself! Your Organizational Skills to be Tested by Cosmic Tornado of Unpredictability!"

"Virgo, Brace Yourself! Your Organizational Skills to be Tested by Cosmic Tornado of Unpredictability!"
"Leo, Prepare for a Cosmic Mane-tenance: Your Starry Hairball is about to be Coughed Up by the Universe!"
"Cancerians, Prepare to Claw Your Way Out of Retrograde: Picasso Couldn't Have Painted a More Twisted Cosmic Picture!"
"Twinsies Alert! Gemini, Prepare for a Cosmic Do-Si-Do of Dualistic Dance-offs and Astral Awkwardness!"
"Buckle Up, Space Cadets: Moon's Ditching Libra and Sneaking into Scorpio's Lair, Expect Emotional Tidal Waves & Intense Star Wars!"
"Aries Forecast: Exterminate Self-Doubt, Initiate Galactic Confidence! Beware of Retrograde Daleks in Saturn's Orbit!"
Amazonian leaders visit "Space for Earth," an immersive audio-visual installation that draws from near real-time satellite data and images, in NASA's ...
"Scorpio: Prepare for a Stellar Conga Line as Planets Shimmy into Your House - Cosmic Cha-Cha-Cha, Anyone?"
"Libra: Finally, Balance in the Force! But Remember, No Jedi Mind Tricks at the Grocery Store Please!"
"Virgo, May the Force (and Your Organizational Skills) Be With You - It's Clean-Up Time in the Galaxy!"
"Crabs on Ice: Cancer's Astrological Forecast Proves It's Not Just Frozen Aliens That Like to Keep Things Chilly!"
"Taurus, Brace for Impact: Your Planetary Alignment is More Stubborn than a Star Trek Tribble on a Klingon Warbird!"
"Mars Packs Up Its Fiery Arrows, Trades in Sagittarian Horse for Capricorn's Goat! It's Less 'Galactic Centaur', More 'Stellar Mountain Climber' Now!"
"Brace Yourselves, Aries, as Mars Takes a Joyride: Expect Unprecedented Fireworks in your Social Life!"
NASA astronauts Kjell Lindgren, Jessica Watkins, and Robert Hines participate in STEM demonstrations with local students at the Martin Luther King Jr ...
"Pisces, prepare for a stellar week! Neptune's in retrograde and it can't even remember where it left its keys!"
"Scorpio, This Week Your Destiny Lies Along an Unforeseen Path, Not Unlike Anakin's - Minus the Dramatic Transformation into Darth Vader, We Hope!"
"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Scales - An Unexpected Invasion of Space Doughnuts is on the Horizon!"
"Leo Forecast: Prepare for a Mane Event as Stars Roar for Attention - Time to Go Full 'Lion King' on the Universe!"
"Bleep-bloop! Cancerians, prepare for a Cosmic Crabwalk: Full Moon Edition! Expect Some Astrological Shell-shock!"
"Brace Yourselves Aries: Mars Has Left the Building and Your Inner Fireball is Going Haywire...Again!"
Jupiter, top, and Venus, bottom, are seen with the crescent Moon above the Vehicle Assembly Building, Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2023, at NASA’s Kennedy Spac...
"Pisces, Prepare for a Galactic Waltz: Your Fishy Fins are About to Tango with the Tides of Jupiter's Moons!"
"Sagittarius: Prepare for a Warp Speed Shift in Your Galactic Coordinates, or as We Like to Call It - Tuesday!"
"Scorpios, Prepare for Alien Invasions of Passion this Week - Remember, the Truth (and Love) is Out There!"
"Leo, Brace Yourself for a Galactic Roar: Even Your Hairball-Producing Cat Might be More Decisive this Week!"