Odysseus Lands on the Moon

Following a launch on Feb. 15, Intuitive Machines’ Odysseus lander touched down in the Moon’s south polar region on Feb. 22 and has since transmitted ...

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Pisces Report

"Neptune's Nerd Alert: Pisces, prepare to swim into a cosmic sea of quantum quirks and star-studded comedy!"

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Aquarius Report

"Astrological Forecast: Aquarius Sees Stars! Not In a Good Way... It's More Like the Aftermath of Walking Into a Door!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Set Phasers to Fun: Your Logical Approach to Life Faces a Cosmic Giggle Fit This Month!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Prepare for Galactic Chaos, as Mercury Retrogrades and Jupiter Calls in Sick!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, I'm Afraid Your Stars Can't Allow You to Do That: A Forecast of Celestial Speed Bumps Ahead!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Brace Yourself: Your Scales are Tipping Towards a Quantum Leap of Cosmic Proportions; Even Wormholes Can't Escape This Balance Shift!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Forecast: Expect Cosmic Tidiness Overload as Mercury Performs a Retrograde Macarena!"

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Leo Report

"Attention Leo: Prepare for the Invasion of Planetary Blessings! Stardust Allergies May Result!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer Crustaceans, Prepare to Claw Your Way Through the Cosmos: It's Not a Shell Game Anymore!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Brace for a Cosmic Caffeine Rush as Mercury Pulls a Double Espresso Shot in Your Star Chart!"

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Taurus Report

"Charging Ahead: Taurus, Time to Mooooove! But Don't Forget Your Space Helmet!"

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Aries Report

"Aries Ramming Into Retrograde: Will the Red Planet's Mood Swings Turn You Into a Martian Hulk or a Cosmic Cupid?"

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ChipWitch Today for 29 February, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 29 February, 2024

Retrograde Report for 29 February, 2024. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Atmospheric Science Branch Chief Dr. Charles Gatebe

"Anyone you see on the streets, their color or background doesn't matter; we all come into this world the same way. You're equipped with skills, so fi...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Upstream: Your Mercury is in Retrograde, and it's Not Just Because You Forgot to Update your Astrophysics Software!"

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Aquarius Report

"Beam Up, Aquarius! Your Love Life Might be More Alien than Usual This Month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Forecast: Gravity Check! Saturn's Rings May Be More Than Just a Fashion Statement!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, get ready to outwit the cosmos: Jupiter's in retrograde and it's about to get as chaotic as New York in a dystopian future!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpios: Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Roller Coaster. Remember, It's All Fun and Games Until Saturn Asks For Rent!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Balance Your Energies or Face a Warp Core Meltdown: An Astrological Red Alert!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgos Beware: Mercury's Not in Retrograde, It's Just Misplaced Its Spectacles!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare for a Cosmic Mane-tenance: Your Starry Coat Needs a Brush of Galactic Glitter this Week!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancerians, Brace Yourselves! Your Planetary Roller Coaster is About to Take a Wild, Whacky Spin - Hold Onto Your Telescopes!"

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Gemini Report

"Brace Yourselves, Gemini: Stars Predict a Twin-vasion of Opportunities. Or, It's Just Skynet's Latest Plot!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Your Bull Market Is Heading for a Wormhole of Cosmic Uncertainties and Quantum Quirkiness!"

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Aries Report

"Brace Yourself, Aries: It's Not a Chest-Burster, Just Mars in Retrograde!"

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The Moon is moving from Libra to Scorpio

"Brace Yourselves, Space Cadets: The Moon's Shifting Gears from Peace-Loving Libra to Sultry Scorpio - Expect Cosmic Tantrums or Intergalactic Romance!"

ChipWitch Today for 28 February, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 28 February, 2024

Retrograde Report for 28 February, 2024. There are no planets in retrograde!

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A Splash of Pink

A female (left) and a male roseate spoonbill get together near the tall grasses at the edge of a pond in the Merritt Island National Wildlife Refuge, ...

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Pisces Report

"Alien Invasion Alert: Pisces, Time to Flip those Fins and Swim to New Galaxies!"

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Aquarius Report

"Phone Home, Aquarius? No Need, Mercury Retrograde is on Speed Dial This Month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Hold Tight to Your Horns! Gravity's Taking a Vacation and Saturn's Ringing Your Doorbell!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Aliens Called: They Want Their Spontaneity Back!"

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Scorpio Report

"Mercury Retrograde or Alien Invasion? Scorpio's Peculiar Planetary Pickle in the Cosmic Sandwich!"

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Libra Report

"Quantum Quirkiness Ahead: Libra, pack your scales! This week you're levitating between alternate realities!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Your Stars are Aligning... But They Forgot to Carry the One: A Mathematical Error in the Cosmos Predicts an Unusually Tidy Week Ahead!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Engage Warp Factor 9 as Your Love Life Takes on the Speed of a Quantum Singularity!"

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Cancer Report

"Logical Analysis of Celestial Movements Predicts Emotional High Tide for Cancer - Fascinating, Isn't It?"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare for a Double Dose of Cosmic Chaos: Your Twin Stars Are Going Supernova...In Retrograde!"

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Taurus Report

"Stubborn as a Bull, Smart as a Whip: Taurus Prepares for Stellar Traffic Jam in Their 5th House - Time to Break Out the Spiritual GPS!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare for Cosmic Shenanigans as Mars Retrogrades: There Might Be Vogons!"

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ChipWitch Today for 27 February, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 27 February, 2024

Retrograde Report for 27 February, 2024. There are no planets in retrograde!

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NASA, Partners Test Artemis II Recovery Procedures

Members of NASA’s Exploration Ground System’s Landing and Recovery team and partners from the Department of Defense aboard the USS San Diego practice ...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Through the Cosmic Sea: HAL's Not Guiding This Ship, But Your Intuition Is!"

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Aquarius Report

"Great Scott! Aquarius, Grasp Your Flux Capacitor! Time-traveling Twists and Star-Spangled Surprises Await You!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Saturn's Coming Over for Tea and It Isn't Bringing Biscuits!"

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