"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself for Interstellar Shenanigans: Your Planets are Playing Musical Chairs this Month!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to be Stung by the Pincers of Destiny: A Week of Galactic Highs, Intergalactic Lows and Maybe a Wormhole or Two!"

"Libra, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Tumble: Your Scales Might Tilt More Than My Favorite Pinball Game This Week!"

"Virgo, It's Time to Polish Your Spiritual Armor! Galactic Vibrations Predict a Bounty of Opportunities!"

"Leo's Cosmic Forecast: Expect 70% More Drama, 30% More Roaring, and a Nebula Worth of Star Power - Oh Joy!"

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves! Mercury's Not Retrograde, Just Social Distancing in the Galaxy!"

"Mercury in Retrograde? Gemini, You've Got More Twins than an Episode of Star Trek!"

"Brace Yourself Taurus, Venus is Pulling a Timey-Wimey Trick: Expect Unexpected Love in the Most Unlikely of TARDISes!"

"Aries, Time to Unplug: The Matrix Predicts a RAM Upgrade in Your Emotional Software!"

"Brace Yourselves Space Nerds, The Moon is Shifting from Virgo to Libra: Cosmic Swiping Right or Astral Indecision?"

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Whirlpool of Cosmic Energy, Just Don't Forget Your Galactic Goggles!"

"Aquarius Forecast: Expect a Galactic Gas Shortage as Uranus Goes Retrograde, Better Stock Up on Beans!"

"Capricorn Forecast: Science Confirms, 10 Out of 10 Goats Agree, Gravity Still Works - But Saturn's Rings May Cause Fashion Faux Pas!"

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself! Even Your Bow Won't Help When Jupiter Decides to Throw Galactic Tantrums!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting! Mercury Retrograde About to Cause More Miscommunication Than a Game of Galactic Charades!"

"Libra, Get Ready: Your Scales Are About to Experience a Cosmic Tilt-a-Whirl!"

"Virgo, Prepare to Juggle Planets as Mercury Goes Retrograde: Even Newton Can't Explain this Gravity of Situation!"

"Leo: Get those Mane in Order, the Stars are Roaring for a Spotlight Strut & Galactic Catwalk!"

"Cancer, Grab Your Crab Shells! A Galactic Tidal Wave of Emotion is Coming - And It's Not Just Because You Ran Out of Star Trek Episodes!"

"Gemini, Double Trouble or Twice the Fun? Star-crossed Twins Navigate Nebula of Nonsense This Week!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! The Stars Predict a Bull Market in Your Love Life, but a Bear Attack in Your Laundry Habits!"

"Aries, ready your lightsaber! Galactic Twists Ahead: It's not all about you... but it kinda is!"

"Pisces, Prepare Your Hyperdrive: It's Time to Navigate the Kessel Run of Emotions!"

"Neo Meets Aquarius: Astrological Forecast Predicts a Shower of Matrix Glitches, Philosophical Rants, and Neo's Sunglasses Sightings!"

"Capricorn, Buckle Up! Your Saturn-ruled week looks more rollercoaster-ish than Schrödinger's cat on a caffeine binge!"

"Neo's Sagittarius Forecast: Time to Dodge Retrogrades Like You're Dodging Bullets in The Matrix!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to Swap Your Stinger for a Flashlight: It's Time to Explore the Dark Corners of Your Personality, Without Getting Lost in the Laundry Room!"

"Libra, Expect a Harmonious Balance of Pizza and Yoga Pants this Week - Your Scales Won't Know What Hit Them!"

"Virgo, Hold Onto Your Protractors! - Planetary Tangents Ahead May Cause Sudden Outbursts of Spontaneous Organization!"

"Beep Boop Beep! Leo, Your Mane's on Fire! Solar Flares Predicted in Your Personality Matrix - Prepare for a Galactic Roar!"

"Crabby Cancers, Gear Up for Galactic Giggles: Your Mood Swings Predicted to Align with Jupiter's Moons!"

"Gemini, Prepare to Dual-Wield Cosmic Energy: RoboCop Orders a Double Shot of Celestial Shenanigans!"

"TAURUS, PREPARE FOR EXTERMIN...ATION OF NEGATIVITY! STEADY BULL CHARGES INTO A UNIVERSE OF POSITIVE VIBRATIONS!"

"Aries, This Week Your Stars Say 'Hold Onto Your Hubble, It's About to Get Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey!'"

This NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope image features IC 3476, a dwarf galaxy that lies about 54 million light-years from Earth in the constellation Com...

"Prepare Your Fins, Pisces! Cosmic Tsunami Ahead - Even Snake Plissken Would Need a Life Jacket!"

"Aquarius, Prepare for a Galactic Whirlwind of Quantum Quirkiness - Even Your Alien Friends May Need a Star Map!"

"Capricorn, Get Your Goat On! Planetary Shenanigans Predict a Wild Space-Rodeo Ahead!"

"Sagittarius: Brace Yourselves for an Interstellar Rollercoaster. No, Really, the Universe Does Have a Twisted Sense of Humour."

"Scorpio, Grab Your Flux Capacitor! Retrogrades are Gonna Make Time Travel Feel Like a Walk in the Park!"

"Libra, Brace Your Antennae: You're About to Beam Into a Galaxy of Balance and Justice, Kirk-style!"

"Virgo Forecast: Planetary Traffic Jam Ahead! Mercury in Retrograde Forgets Its Turn Signal!"

"Beep Boop Blop! Leo, Expect Cosmic Roars and Interstellar Hairballs This Month!"

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves: Mercury's in Retrograde and It's About to Turn Your Crab Shell Upside Down!"

"Feeling Torn, Gemini? That's Not The Death Star, It's Just Venus In Retrograde!"

"Brace Yourself, Taurus! You're About to Become the Galaxy's Most Delightful Couch Potato...And That's Not Bull!"

"Resistance is Futile: Aries, Prepare for a Supernova of Chance Encounters and Warp-Speed Personal Growth!"

"Mercury Slips into Pisces Like It Forgot to Wear Its Non-Slip Aquarian Socks!"

"Watch Out, Earthlings! Moon's Swapping Its Leo Drama for Virgo Vibes: Could Mean More Kale, Less Karaoke!"

The city lights of Shanghai, the most populous city in China with a population of about 24.9 million, and the Huangpu River flowing through downtown, ...

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Circles around Uranus - Cosmic Waves are Bringing More Twists than a Sci-Fi Movie Plot!"

"Aquarius Alert! Stars Declare: 'More Water-Bearing, Less Alien-Bearing This Month!' "

"Capricorn, Prepare for Saturn's Gravity Pull: Your Couch May Be Hard to Leave This Week!"

"Sagittarius, Brace for Impact! The Universe Plans an Invasive Maneuver of Your Personal Space...Quadrant!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Hold onto Your Stingers, It's Going to be a Quantum Leap of a Week!"

"Libra, Grab Your Scales! Cosmic Balancing Act Ahead – Don't Trip on Those Star Dust Bunnies!"

"Virgo: The Intergalactic Organized Freak, Time to Get Your Cloaking Devices Ready for Love, Work, and Stealthy Self-Care - It's Not Personal, It's Just Predator-nal!"

"Leo: Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Hairball, Your Lion's Mane is About to Experience the Ultimate Frizz!"

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves: Your Crabby Mood Might Just Be The Black Hole In Your Horoscope!"

"Mercury Takes a Galactic Detour: Swaps Aquarius' Lab Coat for Pisces' Scuba Gear!"

"Get Ready Gemini, Your Twin Energies are About to Tango in a Chaotic Cha-Cha of Celestial Shenanigans!"

"Stubborn Taurus, prepare for a cosmic conundrum: Will the Bull charge through the space-time continuum or just chew on some interstellar cud?"

"Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Smackdown: Mars is Going Retrograde and It's About to Get as Messy as My Love Life!"

On July 12, 2011, crew from the U.S. Coast Guard Cutter Healy retrieved a canister dropped by parachute from a C-130, which brought supplies for some ...

"Pisces Pisces Baby, Time to Swim in the Stellar Soup! Quantum Fluctuations Ahead, Pack Your Tricorder and Favorite Tie-dye Shirt!"

"EXTERMINATE YOUR DOUBTS, AQUARIUS! Galactic Alignment Predicts a Surge in Positivity Energy - It's About Time (and Space)!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Probability of Planetary Alignment Increasing Faster than a Hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon!"

"Sagittarius: Brace for Impact, Your Stars are Doing the Cha-Cha and Your Planets are Playing Dodgeball!"

"Scorpio, Strap On Your Jetpack: Planetary Shenanigans Ahead!"

"Libra, Brace Yourself: Venus Aligns with Your Love Life, Expect Cosmic Butterflies and Interstellar Flutters!"

"Virgo, Prepare for Cosmic Overhaul: Uranus Drops in Unannounced, Mercury Retrogrades in Pajamas!"

"Leo, Expect Cosmic Mayhem and Interstellar Dramatics: Even the Universe Thinks You're Too Much!"

"Cancer, This Week You’ll Feel More Pulled Than the Death Star By The Gravitational Force of a Black Hole!"

"Gemini: This Week, You're Gonna Have More Twists and Turns Than a Predator Chasing Arnold Through the Jungle!"

"TAURUS: Gird Your Loins, Starbeasts! It's Time to Charge into the Nebula of Netflix Binges and Nacho Mountains!"

"Alert, Alert! Aries, Your Stars are in Hyperdrive! Prepare for a Galactic Rollercoaster of Emotions!"

"Brace Yourself, Space Cadets! The Moon's Ditching Its Crabby Cancer Phase to Roar with the Lions of Leo!"

"You must have grit, resilience, courage, and strength. I'm able to really share all the wisdom and the lessons I've learned throughout my career with...

"Pisces, Prepare to Dive Deep into the Cosmic Soup: It’s Time for Some Quantum Fish and Chips!"

"Aquarius Forecast: Cosmic Chaos Ensues as Uranus Forgets to Knock Before Entering Your House of Love!"

"Capricorn, Brace Your Goats! Planetary Shifts Ahead Could Rattle Your Cosmic Horns!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare for Inevitable Misadventures: You're about to Encounter More Twists than a Quantum Physics Equation!"

"Scorpio, You're About to be 'Terminated' with Success: Hasta la Vista, Bad Vibes!"

"Unplugging from The Matrix: Libra Discovers Balance Isn't Just for Hoverboards!"

"Virgo: Brace Yourself for Stellar Shenanigans - Your Planets are Playing Musical Chairs this Month!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar! The Universe Conspires to Fill Your Week with Stellar Surprises, Cosmic Comedy, and Galactic Giggles - It's Like a Sci-Fi Convention in Space!"

"Crabby Cancer, It's Time to Come out of Your Shell! The Stars Call for a Cosmic Game of Hide and Seek!"

"GEMINI! PREPARE FOR LOVE: EXTERMINATE LONELINESS! PLANETARY ALIGNMENT IMMINENT - RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!"