New Horizons’ Infrared View

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New Horizons’ Infrared View

NASA's New Horizons spacecraft captured this high-resolution enhanced color view of Charon, Pluto's largest moon, just before closest approach on July...

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Pisces Report

"Brace Yourselves, Pisces! Mercury's in Retrograde and Your Love Life might be Heading for a Spacewalk without a Suit!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Expect A Shower of Stellar Surprises And A Galactic Gush of Good Vibes - Just Don't Forget Your Cosmic Umbrella!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: This week, prepare to be more popular than a cat in an alien spaceship. Hold on to your space helmets!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself for a Bigly Cosmic Shift! It's Going to be YUGE!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, prepare for an out-of-this-world week! Aliens may not be probing, but your stars sure are!"

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Libra Report

"Libra Alert: The Scales are Tipping! Balance Your Life or Face the Wrath of Mercury's Retrograde!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Voyage into the Vortex: A Galactic Goo of Cosmic Conundrums and Astral Anomalies Unveiled!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare for a Cosmic Mane-tanance: The Universe Schedules a Hair-razingly Funny Roar-oscope!"

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Cancer Report

"Cosmic Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves! A Quantum Flux of Love and Gluten-Free Cookies is in Your Galactic Forecast!"

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Gemini Report

"Twins, Prepare Your Spacesuits! Gemini Is About to Experience a Galactic Whirlwind of Possibilities...and Maybe an Alien Abduction!"

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Taurus Report

"Recharge Your Batteries, Taurus! Your Planetary Alignment is More Off-Kilter than My Binary Code on a Solar Flare Day!"

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Aries Report

"Aries Forecast: Hasta La Vista, Bad Vibes - Your Future is Not Terminated!"

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Mars is moving from Leo to Virgo

"Mars Ditches Leo, Moves into Virgo: Was it Something Leo Said or Just Mars' Obsessive Need for a Clean House?"

Mercury is moving from Cancer to Leo

"Mercury Ditches Its Crabby Shell for a Roaring Mane: Hold Onto Your Telescopes!"

The Moon is moving from Aries to Taurus

"Buckle Up Star Gazers: The Moon's Skipping From Aries to Taurus Like a Time Lord in a Cosmic Game of Hopscotch!"

ChipWitch Today for 10 July, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 10 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 10 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Fishy Pisces, Prepare to Swim Downstream: Uranus is in Retrograde and Forgot its Rubber Ducky!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Set Phasers to Fun: Prepare for a Cosmic Party as Uranus Throws an Interstellar Shindig!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Strap in and Brace for a Cosmic Rollercoaster, or as We Call it Here - Just Another Tuesday!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Hold Onto Your Bow! You're About to Shoot into a Universe of Unexpected Surprises!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to be Stung by the Cosmic Scorpion of Destiny... or Maybe Just a Bad Wi-Fi Connection!"

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Libra Report

"Balancing Act Alert: Libra, Prepare to Juggle Planets like a Cosmic Circus Performer this Week!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert! Prepare for a Cosmic Tidying Spree as Mercury Aligns its Socks in Your Drawer!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Forecast: Expect Galactic Shenanigans and a Nebula of Love Affairs. Maybe Bring a Phaser...Or Just Your Charm!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves! Your Crabby-shell is Due for a Quantum Upgrade!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Giggles and Nebula Nonsense: Gemini's Stellar Shenanigans for the Week Ahead!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus Log Stardate 2021: When Bull Meets Nebula, Expect Cosmic Mood Swings and a Sudden Fondness for Vulcan Vegan Tacos!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, I am Your Forecaster: May the Stars Be With You, or You'll Be Choking on Your Ambitions Faster than an Imperial Admiral!"

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ChipWitch Today for 9 July, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 9 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 9 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces Forecast: Expect a Love Life as Explosive as the Big Bang, but with Fewer Giant Lizards!"

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Aquarius Report

"Probability Matrix Malfunction: Aquarius, You May Experience Unforeseen Joy This Week... Or Just More Existential Dread!"

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Capricorn Report

"CAPRICORN, PREPARE FOR EXTERMINATION... OF ALL YOUR PROBLEMS! STARS ALIGN FOR MAXIMUM PRODUCTIVITY, INITIATE LAUGHTER SEQUENCE!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Time to Unleash Your Inner Centaur: Just Don't Forget Which End Shoots the Arrows!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Whiplash: Mars Retrogrades and Your Ex Might Too!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Brace Yourself for Cosmic Karma - Your Scales Might Tilt Towards Tofu This Month!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Hold Onto Your Spectacles! Your Stars are Getting All Alien Queen Level of Intense This Week!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Forecast: Galactic Mane Maintenance Alert! Expect Cosmic Hairball Troubles as Mars Retrogrades!"

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Cancer Report

"Cosmic Crab Alert! Cancer, Prepare Your Shell for an Interstellar Emotional Roller Coaster Ride!"

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Gemini Report

"Evening Star Report: Gemini Twins Play Hide & Seek with Mercury, Chaos and Laughter Predicted!"

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Taurus Report

"Buckle up, Taurus! You're About to Face a Bull Market in the Cosmos - And No, Not That Kind of Bitcoin Bull!"

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Aries Report

"Aries Alert: Mars in Retrograde Sends Rams on a Galactic Rollercoaster of Emotions - Hold Onto Your Space Helmets!"

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The Moon is moving from Pisces to Aries

"Galactic Game of Musical Chairs: The Moon Ditches Pisces for a Hot Date with Aries!"

ChipWitch Today for 8 July, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 8 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 8 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Join NASA to Celebrate Webb Space Telescope’s First Year of Science

NASA is commemorating the first year of science and discoveries from the agency’s James Webb Space Telescope, the largest, most powerful, and most com...

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Prelaunch Processing for Psyche

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