"Hey Cancer, Buckle Up Kid - Your Stars are About to Do the Kessel Run in Less Than Twelve Parsecs!"
"Galactic Twins Alert: Gemini's Dual Personality Set to Quadruple Due to Cosmic Interference - Brace for Quadruplets!"
"Taurus, prepare for a cosmic bull run! Uranus has misplaced its spectacles and might confuse you for a china shop!"
"Aries, Ready Your Ramming Speed! Mars is Doing the Cha-Cha and It's About to Turn Your World Upside Down!"
"Brace Yourselves, Universe! The Moon is Ditching its Leo Drama Queen Persona for a Virgo Spreadsheet Party!"
On July 17, 2023, NASA’s four Starling CubeSats successfully deployed after having launched aboard Rocket Lab’s Electron rocket, shown in this image.
"Pisces: Prepare for a Whirlpool of Emotions, or Just Another Tuesday? Universe Says, 'Why Not Both?'"
"Aquarius Forecast: Expect Heavy Showers of Cosmic Wisdom and a 100% Chance of Existential Ponderings, Bring Your Galactic Raincoat!"
"Oh Dear! Sagittarius, Prepare for a Galactic Shift in Your Star Charts. May the Force Be With You...Because Mercury Sure Isn't!"
"Scorpio, prepare to sting with success this week, but remember - the universe has no concept of 'take-backsies'!"
"Virgo, get ready to recalibrate your circuits as Mercury's in retrograde: expect more cosmic glitches than a Cylon's mainframe!"
"Crabby Cancers, Brace for Cosmic Comedy! The Universe is Tossing Planetary Pies, And You're in the Splash Zone!"
"Pisces, ready your fins! Galactic forecast predicts a wave of Wookiee-sized opportunities, but beware of Sarlacc pit-sized setbacks!"
"Aquarius Forecast: Starry Shenanigans Predict You'll Discover Water on Mars...or at Least in Your Houseplants!"
"Capricorn: Watch Your Hooves! Saturn Might Trip You Up This Month, But Don't Worry, It's Not Because You're a Bad Goat!"
"Libra, engage! A Cosmic Balancing Act of Stellar Proportions Awaits, or as I like to call it: 'The Final Frontier of Fairness'!"
"Virgo Alert: Cosmic Clean-Up Crew Deployed! Expect a Nebula's Worth of Order and Precision. Remember, The Universe Doesn't Make Mistakes, Only Happy Little Accidents!"
"Aliens Called: They're Redecorating Uranus, So Brace Yourselves Taurus - Your Feng Shui is About to Go Interstellar!"
"Multi-Pass Madness: Aries Rams into the Universe's Shopping Cart - Expect Cosmic French Bread and Star Dust Sprinkles!"
As the International Space Station orbited 259 miles above North Africa, clouds covered the sky. To the bottom right of the image, one of the station'...
One of three specially designed, fully electric, environmentally friendly crew transportation vehicles for Artemis missions sits at Launch Pad 39B at ...
One of three specially designed, fully electric, environmentally friendly crew transportation vehicles for Artemis missions sits at Launch Pad 39B at ...
"Capricorn, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore This Forecast: Your Stars are Aligning for a Cosmic Comedy!"
"Prepare for a Galactic Rollercoaster, Sagittarius! Mars is in Retrograde and it's Taking No Prisoners...or Tips!"
"Brace Yourselves, Scorpios! Incoming Galactic Storm of Emotions - Better Stock Up on Comfort Food and Sci-Fi Novels!"