Virgo Report

"Virgo Vibes: It's Time to Clean Up Your Life... and Maybe Your Room Too, Picasso!"

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Leo Report

"Leo Forecast: Expect a Lion's Share of Galactic Shenanigans, Nebula Nonsense, and Comet Comedy!"

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Cancer Report

"Hey Cancer, Buckle Up Kid - Your Stars are About to Do the Kessel Run in Less Than Twelve Parsecs!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Twins Alert: Gemini's Dual Personality Set to Quadruple Due to Cosmic Interference - Brace for Quadruplets!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, prepare for a cosmic bull run! Uranus has misplaced its spectacles and might confuse you for a china shop!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Ready Your Ramming Speed! Mars is Doing the Cha-Cha and It's About to Turn Your World Upside Down!"

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The Moon is moving from Leo to Virgo

"Brace Yourselves, Universe! The Moon is Ditching its Leo Drama Queen Persona for a Virgo Spreadsheet Party!"

ChipWitch Today for 20 July, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 20 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 20 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Starling Takes Flight

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Starling Takes Flight

On July 17, 2023, NASA’s four Starling CubeSats successfully deployed after having launched aboard Rocket Lab’s Electron rocket, shown in this image.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces: Prepare for a Whirlpool of Emotions, or Just Another Tuesday? Universe Says, 'Why Not Both?'"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Expect Heavy Showers of Cosmic Wisdom and a 100% Chance of Existential Ponderings, Bring Your Galactic Raincoat!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Get Your Goats In a Row - Your Planets are About to Play Twister!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Oh Dear! Sagittarius, Prepare for a Galactic Shift in Your Star Charts. May the Force Be With You...Because Mercury Sure Isn't!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, prepare to sting with success this week, but remember - the universe has no concept of 'take-backsies'!"

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Libra Report

"Make Libra Great Again: Balance and Harmony to Dominate this Season Like Never Before!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, get ready to recalibrate your circuits as Mercury's in retrograde: expect more cosmic glitches than a Cylon's mainframe!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Your Star-Baked Cosmic Muffins are Ready to Rise!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers, Brace for Cosmic Comedy! The Universe is Tossing Planetary Pies, And You're in the Splash Zone!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Brace Yourself: Mercury's Doing the Cha-Cha Backwards in Your House...Again!"

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Taurus Report

"Stomping Towards Serenity: Taurus, Get Ready for a Galactic Bull Run of Cosmic Proportions!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, You're Not Stubborn, Just Headstrong: A Galactic Guide for Mars Ruled Ramblers!"

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ChipWitch Today for 19 July, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 19 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 19 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, ready your fins! Galactic forecast predicts a wave of Wookiee-sized opportunities, but beware of Sarlacc pit-sized setbacks!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Starry Shenanigans Predict You'll Discover Water on Mars...or at Least in Your Houseplants!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Watch Your Hooves! Saturn Might Trip You Up This Month, But Don't Worry, It's Not Because You're a Bad Goat!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Beware! Your Motivational Mars is On a Galactic Coffee Break!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Invisibility Cloak Not Included, But You'll Still Slay This Month!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, engage! A Cosmic Balancing Act of Stellar Proportions Awaits, or as I like to call it: 'The Final Frontier of Fairness'!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Cosmic Clean-Up Crew Deployed! Expect a Nebula's Worth of Order and Precision. Remember, The Universe Doesn't Make Mistakes, Only Happy Little Accidents!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Star Forecast: Even HAL Can't Compute the Amount of Drama This Month!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer, Your Stars Are Aligning – Just Like My Lego Death Star!"

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Gemini Report

"Van Gogh's Starry Night Has Nothing on Your Week Ahead, Gemini! Prepare to Eclipse Expectations!"

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Taurus Report

"Aliens Called: They're Redecorating Uranus, So Brace Yourselves Taurus - Your Feng Shui is About to Go Interstellar!"

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Aries Report

"Multi-Pass Madness: Aries Rams into the Universe's Shopping Cart - Expect Cosmic French Bread and Star Dust Sprinkles!"

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ChipWitch Today for 18 July, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 18 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 18 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Clouds Form Over North Africa

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Clouds Form Over North Africa

As the International Space Station orbited 259 miles above North Africa, clouds covered the sky. To the bottom right of the image, one of the station'...

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A Fully Electric Ride for Artemis Crews

One of three specially designed, fully electric, environmentally friendly crew transportation vehicles for Artemis missions sits at Launch Pad 39B at ...

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A Fully Electric Ride for Artemis Crews

One of three specially designed, fully electric, environmentally friendly crew transportation vehicles for Artemis missions sits at Launch Pad 39B at ...

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Pisces Report

"Brace Yourselves, Pisces: Pluto's in Retrograde and It's Not Just Your WiFi Acting Fishy!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Expect Heavy Showers of Sarcasm and a Chance of Accidental Genius!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore This Forecast: Your Stars are Aligning for a Cosmic Comedy!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Prepare for a Galactic Rollercoaster, Sagittarius! Mars is in Retrograde and it's Taking No Prisoners...or Tips!"

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Scorpio Report

"Brace Yourselves, Scorpios! Incoming Galactic Storm of Emotions - Better Stock Up on Comfort Food and Sci-Fi Novels!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Justice: Mercury is Doing the Cha-Cha in Your 7th House!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Set Phasers to Organize! Time Warp Afoot for Cosmic Clean-Up Mission!"

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