Gemini Report

"Gemini, Brace Yourselves: Your Twin-side is Having a Party and the Universe is Bringing Chips!"

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Taurus Report

"May the Fourth (House) Be With You: Taurus, It's Time to Rebel Against those Stubborn Habits of Yours!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, This Week You'll be More Charged Up than Mulder's Flashlight in a UFO Chase!"

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ChipWitch Today for 1 July, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 1 July, 2023

Retrograde Report for 1 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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NASA Hosts OSIRIS-REx Sample Lab Media Day in Houston

Ahead of the first asteroid sample collected by the U.S. arriving on Earth in September, media are invited on Monday, July 24, to see NASA’s newly-bui...

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Hubble Checks in on a Galactic Neighbor

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Hubble Checks in on a Galactic Neighbor

The highly irregular galaxy ESO 174-1, which resembles a lonely, hazy cloud against a backdrop of bright stars, dominates this image from the NASA/ESA...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Buckle Up Your Fins! A Galactic Wave of Intergalactic Quirkiness is Splashing Your Way - Even Daleks Couldn't Predict This!"

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Aquarius Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aquarians! Your Water-Bearer Powers are Set for a Cosmic Overload. Did Someone Say Super-Hero Splash?! "

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, May the Force (and Some Decaf) Be with You: Your Star Wars-esque Journey Through the Galactic Maze of Life!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself: The Universe Is About to Serve a Galactic Cocktail of Chaos and Enlightenment, Shaken Not Stirred - RoboCop Style!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Brace Yourself: Retrograde is Coming and It's More Unpredictable Than a Quantum Particle on Caffeine!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Time to Balance the Scales, or Yautja'll Be Way Off Beam!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Forecast: Prepare to Micromanage the Universe, One Planet at a Time!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Roaring into Retrograde: Hold Onto Your Manes and Prepare for a Cosmic Hairball!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, prepare to beam up some cosmic clarity: Your fifth house of creativity is about to be Klingon-level intense!"

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Gemini Report

"Twins, Unite! Mercury's Retrograde Becomes a Cosmic Game of Ping Pong!"

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Taurus Report

"Bulls in Space! Taurus, prepare for a cosmic rodeo as Uranus moonwalks into your sign!"

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Aries Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aries: Mars is in Retrograde and your WiFi Might be Next!"

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The Moon is moving from Scorpio to Sagittarius

"Hold onto Your Telescopes, Folks! The Moon's Ditching Scorpio for Sagittarius - Apparently, She Prefers Centaurs Over Scorpions!"

ChipWitch Today for 30 June, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 30 June, 2023

Retrograde Report for 30 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.

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Artemis II Heat Shield Installed

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Artemis II Heat Shield Installed

Teams install the heat shield on the Artemis II Orion spacecraft at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida on June 22, 2023.

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Pisces Report

"Galactic Giggles Alert! Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Cosmic Soup of Stellar Shenanigans This Week!"

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Aquarius Report

"Quantum Quirks and Nebula Nonsense: Aquarius, Prepare for a Cosmic Comedy of Galactic Proportions!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare to Engage: Cosmic Warp Drive Activates a Red Alert on Your Love Sector!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Buckle Up! Your Stars Are Doing the Kessel Run in Less Than 12 Parsecs!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpios, Prepare for a Galactic Tango! Mars is Retrograde and It's Forgotten its Dance Steps!"

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Libra Report

"Libran Logic Lapse Looms: Scales Tip as Venus Vacations on Mars!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Be Star-Struck: Your Ruling Planet Mercury Is Going Retrograde. Again. Time to Embrace Your Inner Nerd and Double-check Your Calculations!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare for Executive Orders from the Universe: More Self-Love and Hair Volume Than Ever Before!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Prepare for a Cosmic Crab Walk: Your Star-Endorsed Sideways Shuffle through the Universe Begins Now!"

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Gemini Report

"Mercury in Retrograde? No, Gemini, Your Parallel Universe Twin Isn't Out to Get You!"

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Taurus Report

"Bleep Bloop! Taurus, Expect a Galactic Bull Market in Love This Week - Even Better than a Wookiee Hug!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, May the Force Be With You...Because Mercury's in Retrograde and It's Gonna Be a Bumpy Ride!"

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ChipWitch Today for 29 June, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 29 June, 2023

Retrograde Report for 29 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Brace Yourselves, Pisces! A Cosmic Warp Drive Engaged for Emotional Overload and Star-Crossed Encounters!"

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Aquarius Report

"Quantum Quirks and Nebula Nonsense: Aquarius, Brace Yourself for a Vortex of Galactic Giggles this Week!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Your Stars Align Like Cylons at a Disco! Cosmic Shifts May Result in Unexpected Robotic Dance-Offs!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, prepare for intergalactic shenanigans! Your stars are beeping and booping like R2-D2 at a disco!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio's Weekly Forecast: Hold on to Your Stars, It's Gonna Be a Wild Ride in the Infinity Loop of the Cosmos!"

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Libra Report

"Libra's Star Trek: Harmonious Scales Meets Klingon Chaos - Will Balance Prevail or Will We Need a Vulcan Mind Meld?"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Hold Tight! Even Your Inner Control Freak Can't Organize This Cosmic Roller Coaster!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Ready your Roar! A Galactic Game of Cat and Mouse Awaits in the Starry Chessboard of the Cosmos!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves! Your Crabby Side is Taking a Space Vacation: Time to Bask in the Milky Way of Positivity!"

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Gemini Report

"Brace Yourselves, Gemini, Mercury is in Retrograde and Apparently It's More Confused Than a Vogon at a Poetry Slam!"

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Taurus Report

"EXTERMINATE... Negativity, Taurus! Galactic Shifts Prep You for an Uplifting Invasion of Positivity!"

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