"Virgo, Time to Unleash Your Inner Nerd: Mercury Retrograde Calls for a Star Trek Marathon and Organic Kale Chips!"
"Leo's Lions, Prepare for a Cosmic Catnip Trip! Universe Plays String Theory, Will You Pounce or Snooze?"
"Cancer, Prepare for Galactic Crab Walk: Time to Side-Step into a Universe of Possibility... or Just Avoid Puddles!"
"Buckle Up, Taurus! Your Stars Are More Mixed Up Than a Quantum Physics Exam after a Woodstock Reunion!"
"Aries, May the Force be With You: Expect Unexpected Meteors and a Sudden Inclination Toward Light Sabers this Month!"
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Retrograde Report for 23 July, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.
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"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Galaxy of Giggles: Neptune's Aligning to Make Your Life Feel Like an Episode of Stargate!"
"Brace Yourselves, Aquarians! The Universe is Sending You More Friend Requests Than a Cat Video on the Internet!"
"Capricorn, Grab Your Snowshoes and Thermos! Your Stars Predict a Blizzard of Change in Your Love Life!"
"Libra, Prepare for a Cosmic Tango as Venus Waltzes into your House - Don't Step on Any Astral Toes!"
"Virgo, Prepare to Align Your Stars and Socks: Unraveling the Quantum Quirks of your Cosmic Laundry Cycle!"
"Leo, expect more drama than a sci-fi convention's cosplay contest. It's time to roar... but please, not in Klingon!"
"Cancer, Brace Yourself! The Universe is Planning a Cosmic Crab Boil and You're the Guest of Honor!"
"Twinsies in Space: Gemini's Planetary Hokey-Pokey Predicts a Cosmic Conundrum of Juggling Jupiter and Mumbling Mercury!"
"Beep Boop Beep! Taurus, You're More Stubborn Than a Wookiee at a Shaving Contest: Your Galactic Forecast Awaits!"
"Brace Yourselves Aries, You're About to Attempt a Temporal Paradox... Or Maybe You Just Forgot Where You Left Your Keys!"
"Brace Yourselves, Moon's Swapping its Neat Freak Virgo Vibes for Libra's Party Pants: It's Less 'Bazinga', More 'Allons-y'!"
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Retrograde Report for 22 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.
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In preparation for the retrieval of the sample return capsule from NASA's OSIRIS-REx mission, recovery teams tour the projected landing ellipse in the...
"Pisces, Brace Yourself for an Astrological Splash Down: Neptune Enters Retrograde, And It's About to Get Soggier Than a Squid's Slumber Party!"
"Open the Pod Bay Doors, Aquarius! Your Planetary Alignment is About to Make Things Seriously Groovy!"
"Capricorns, Prepare to Cosmically Bump Into Furniture: Saturn's Taking a Sabbatical and Left You Dancing in the Dark!"
"Sagittarius: Expect Stars to Serve Up Galactic Gumbo of Joy with a Side Dish of Unexpected Quirkiness!"
"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting: Mercury's in Retrograde, Mars is Sulking, and Uranus Can't Remember Where It Left Its Keys Again!"
"Crabby Cancerians, Brace for a Stellar Roll: The Universe Declares It's Your Turn in the Cosmic Sushi Conveyor!"
"Gemini, This Week You'll Feel More Torn Than Vader's Suit After a Lightsaber Mishap: Prepare for a Galactic Dual-Personality Roller Coaster!"
"Aries Ram-Paging Through the Galaxy: The Stars Predict a Cosmic Collision of Stubbornness and Adventure!"
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Retrograde Report for 21 July, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.
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AS11-40-5875 (20 July 1969) -- Astronaut Edwin E. Aldrin Jr., lunar module pilot of the first lunar landing mission, poses for a photograph beside the...
AS11-40-5875 (20 July 1969) -- Astronaut Edwin E. Aldrin Jr., lunar module pilot of the first lunar landing mission, poses for a photograph beside the...
"Pisces, Brace for Impact: Your Emotional Waters are About to Get as Choppy as a Cylon Raider in a Dogfight!"
"Get Ready Aquarius, Mercury's in Retrograde and It's About to Cause More Waves Than an Agitated Octopus in a Jacuzzi!"
"Capricorn, Your Stars are More Aligned than Scully's Skepticism: Brace for Inexplicable Abundance of Potted Plants!"
"Sagittarius, prepare to dodge black holes of boredom! Your week is set to be as interesting as a Gallifreyan game of chess!"
"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Sting in the Tail as Uranus Retrogrades - Time to Buckle up, Space Hoppers!"
