"Pisces, Prepare for Galactic Whirlpool - Jupiter's in Retrograde and Neptune's Lost His Trident...Again!"

"Galactic Alert! Aquarius, Prepare for an Alien Invasion of Good Vibes and Quantum Quirkiness!"

"Capricorn: The Force is Strong, but the Patience Wanes - Time to Use Your Jedi Mind Tricks at Work!"

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself! Jupiter's Retrograde Might Just Make You Trip on Your Shoelaces, but Hey, At Least You'll Have a Great View of the Stars!"

"Scorpio, This Week You're More Magnetic Than The Death Star's Tractor Beam!"

"Libra: Preparing for Extra-Terrestrial Contact or just Balancing Your Checkbook? Either Way, It's Out of This World!"

"Virgo, It's High Time You Clean Your Starship: The Cosmos Calls for a Tidy-Up... and Maybe a Sarlacc Pit?! Astrology Forecast Ahead!"

"Leo, Brace for Impact! Mars is Photobombing Your Selfie this Month!"

"Cancer, this Week You're Likely to Encounter More Crabs than a Wookiee at a Seafood Buffet: Beware of Rising Tides and Falling Rebels!"

"EXTERMINATE YOUR DOUBTS, GEMINI! THE STARS PREDICT AN INVASION OF GOOD VIBES!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Uranus is Not Just a Planet with a Funny Name This Week! It's Also Disrupting Your Coffee Routine!"

"Aries Forecast: Expect a Shower of Cosmic Awesomeness - Grab Your Umbrella, It's Rainin' Stardust!"

GE Aerospace and magniX have revealed the paint schemes of the hybrid electric aircraft they will fly as part of NASA’s Electrified Powertrain Flight ...

GE Aerospace and magniX have revealed the paint schemes of the hybrid electric aircraft they will fly as part of NASA’s Electrified Powertrain Flight ...

"Pisces Alert: Mercury Retrograde May Cause Fishbowl Turbulence, Remember your Towel!"

"Extraterrestrial Alert: Aquarius, your Uranus-Based Wi-Fi is due for an upgrade! Upgrade to Astro-5G for a cosmic boost!"

"Capricorn, Engage: Set Phasers to Success- With a Chance of Unexpected Romulan Intrusions!"

"Sagittarius, You've Got the Luck of a One-Armed Wookiee this Month - Hope you Don't Owe Any Space Slug Gangsters!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Brace Yourself for Planetary Rollercoaster Ride, Hold onto Your Stingers!"

"Great Scott, Libra! Scales are Tipping Towards Unseen Adventures: Get Ready to Flux-Capacitor Your Way through the Zodiac!"

"Virgo's Forecast: Stars Align to Organize Your Sock Drawer, Alien Abductions Less Likely This Month!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar this Month: Star Alignment Predicts It's Time to Embrace Your Inner Nerd and Outshine the Sun!"

"Cancer, Grab Your Shell: Retrograde Rollercoaster Ahead! (Don't Worry, It's More 'Fun House' than 'House of Horrors')"

"Gemini's Twin Stars in Retrograde: Prepare for Twice the Chaos, Double the Fun and an Extra Shot of Espresso!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Mercury Isn't in Retrograde, But Your Wi-Fi Might Be!"

"Aries: Prepare for a Cosmic Salsa Dance as Mars cha-chas into your Sign - Picasso Style!"

"Brace Yourselves Space Cadets, the Moon's Ditching its Libra Balance for Scorpio's Sting - Expect Cosmic Mood Swings!"

Elaborate Passiflora incarnata, or purple passionflower, sit pretty in a field at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida on June 13, 2023.

"Pisces, Brace Yourself for Temporal Whirlwinds and Intergalactic Fish Fiestas: Your Universe is About to Get Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey!"

"Aquarius, Beware! Even Aliens Can't Resist Your Charm this Month!"

"Capricorn's Week Ahead: Brace Yourself for Cosmic Administration Errors, Intergalactic Miscommunications, and, Oh Yes, Possibly a Chance of Love, if You're Into That Sort of Thing."

"Sagittarius, This Week: Expect More Twists than a Pretzel at a Yoga Class, With a Side of Cosmic Salsa!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Galaxy of Giggles and a Supernova of Surprises, but Don't Forget to Pack an Umbrella for those Unexpected Meteor Showers!"

"Libra's Balance Beam of Destiny: Space Scales Teetering Toward Cosmic Chaos or Galactic Grooviness?"

"Virgo, Expect a Stellar Week Ahead! Mercury is in Retrograde, So Roll up Your Sleeves and Get Ready for Some Intergalactic Spring Cleaning!"

"Starfleet Alert: Cancer, Prepare for Emotional Wormholes and Intergalactic Crab-Walks of Self-Discovery!"

"Gemini: A Cosmic Comedy of Twins, Planetary Puns, and Retrograde Hijinks!"

"EXTERMINATE... Your Doubts, Taurus! Galactic Shifts Set to Upgrade Your Optimism Circuits!"

"Resistance is Futile, Aries! Mars Aligns with Spock's Eyebrows, Channel Your Inner Klingon for Cosmic Conquests!"

"Pisces, prepare to swim through a cosmic whirlpool this week - Hope you brought your waterproof space goggles!"

"Aquarius Forecast: Expect Retrograde Antics, Alien Invaders and Some Non-essential UFO Sightings!"

"Brace Yourselves, Capricorns! Saturn's Retrograde is About to Make Your Life More Twisted Than a TARDIS Time Loop!"

"Sagittarius, Set Phasers to Fun! An Unexpected Nebula of Nonsense is Approaching Warp Speed in Your Horoscope!"