Capricorn Report

"CAPRICORN, PREPARE FOR EXTERMINATION... OF ALL YOUR PROBLEMS! STARS ALIGN FOR MAXIMUM PRODUCTIVITY, INITIATE LAUGHTER SEQUENCE!"

The next Capricorn will start in 167 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 22 days, at Sunday, 30 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 147 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 200 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 181 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Hello, my stalwart Capricorns! Now that Pluto is doing the cosmic cha-cha backwards in your sign, things might feel a tad topsy-turvy. The universe is basically playing a game of 'hide and seek' with your emotions. So, remember to tie your feelings to the metaphorical tree before venturing into the forest of life. Pluto being retrograde in your sign is like having your GPS switched to 'Bing Translate'. Expect to end up at the dentist when you were simply trying to find the nearest Starbucks. But fear not, for our Third Quarter Moon, presently a 20.3 days old toddler, is here to lend a hand. Or a ray of light. Point is, you won't be alone. This moon phase is all about letting go. It's like a cosmic garage sale where you get to discard all the unnecessary emotional baggage you've been hoarding. You know that grudge you've been nurturing since 2008? Time to put it out on the curb! So, dear Caps, buckle up for some cosmic turbulence, but remember to laugh at the absurdity of it all. After all, life is too short to take seriously, especially when your ruling planet is dancing backward. #PlutoRetrograde #CapricornChaos #MoodyMoon #CosmicGarageSale #NavigatingTheUniverseWithABrokenGPS

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SignToday Is Posting: 08.07.2023 08:32:02 (cap-08-07-2023)