Aries Report

"Intergalactic Traffic Alert: Aries, Brace for Cosmic Tailgating as Mars Shifts into Overdrive!"

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The Moon is moving from Libra to Scorpio

"Beep Boop Beep! Lunar Module Shifting from Libra to Scorpio: Prepare for Emotional Overload, Folks!"

ChipWitch Today for 28 June, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 28 June, 2023

Retrograde Report for 28 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.

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NASA TechRise Student Challenge Takes Flight

Students from 20 middle and high schools watched as their experiments launched aboard a high-altitude balloon on June 14, 2023, as part of NASA’s Tech...

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Rising to the Challenge: NASA TechRise Student Teams Take Flight

Students from 20 middle and high schools watched as their experiments launched aboard a high-altitude balloon on June 14 as part of NASA’s TechRise St...

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Sunning at Kennedy

A young alligator rests on a concrete structure at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida on April 25, 2023.

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Pisces Report

"Galactic Grooviness Awaits: Pisces, Prepare to Swim into a Psychedelic Sea of Celestial Shenanigans!"

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Aquarius Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aquarians: Even Xenomorphs Can't Burst Your Bubbly Vibes This Week!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Giddy Up! Galactic Goats Set to Wrangle the Stars like a Shiny Space Cowboy!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Starstruck Sagittarians Set to Soar: Time to Boldly Sashay Through the Cosmos, Captain's Log Style!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Beware the Cosmic Sting of Hilarity and Unpredictable Planetary Shenanigans Ahead, Space Cadets!"

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Libra Report

"Libras Brace for a Perfectly Imbalanced Week of Cosmic Chaos, Not That It Matters in the Grand Scheme of the Universe, But Hey, Enjoy Your Latte"

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Virgo Report

"Virgos, prepare for a cosmic casserole of karmic quirks, as Mercury does the electric boogaloo in your house of meticulous mayhem!"

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Leo Report

"Leos, get ready for a cosmic conga line: Timey-Wimey planets align to unleash your inner Whovian this month!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancerians, prepare for a cosmic comedy: Aliens invade your 8th house, but at least their energy-saving tech is out of this world!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble: Gemini's Holodeck Adventures Unleash Cosmic Laughter for a Stellar Month Ahead - Engage Warp Smiles!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Intergalactic Wormholes and Chill Vibes to Align Your Celestial Cow with the Grooviest Quantum Realms!"

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Aries Report

"Spacetime Shenanigans Ahead: Aries, Grab Your Sonic Screwdriver and Buckle Up for a Cosmic Whirlwind of Adventure!"

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ChipWitch Today for 27 June, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 27 June, 2023

Retrograde Report for 27 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.

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Exploring Climate Data in a New Way

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Exploring Climate Data in a New Way

Local students take in the sights—and data—at an Earth Information Center student engagement event, Friday, June 23, 2023, at NASA Headquarters in Was...

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NASA to Provide Coverage for Launch of ESA ‘Dark Universe’ Mission

The ESA (European Space Agency) and SpaceX are targeting no earlier than 11:11 a.m. EDT Saturday, July 1, to launch the Euclid spacecraft. Euclid is a...

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Pisces Report

"Intergalactic Pisces Forecast: Fishes Navigate Nebulous Nebulae of Nostalgia, Embrace their Inner Space Hippie & Boldly Swim Where No Guppy Has Swum Before!"

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Aquarius Report

Aquarius, in your stars this week, much laughter there will be! Unleash your inner Jedi, you must!

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Capricorn Report

"These Aren't the Goats You're Looking For: A Capricorn's Guide to Navigating the Galactic Maze of Life and Love"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Be Astro-nated! Hasta la Vista, Bad Vibes"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for Cosmic Conquest and Celestial Shenanigans, or the Daleks Shall EXTERMINATE Your Good Vibes!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, prepare to tip the scales of hilarity: Your cosmic forecast predicts an influx of intergalactic giggles and astrological antics!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, phone home for cosmic advice: Stellar forecast says aliens totally dig your organizational skills!"

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Leo Report

"Leos, Prepare to Roar: Cosmic Catnip Aligns the Stars for a Purr-fectly Galactic Adventure!"

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Cancer Report

"Oi, Cancer! Get ready for cosmic cuddles as the planets align in your favor - just don't go all wibbly-wobbly on us, mate!"

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Gemini Report

"Game Over, Gemini? Nah, Just Kidding! It's Alien to Us Too: How Cosmic Chaos Actually Boosts Your Charm This Month!"

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Taurus Report

"Tau-riffic Times Ahead: Taurus Discovers Wormholes to Cosmic Cuddles and Planetary Party Pads!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare to Conquer the Universe... Just Don't Forget Your Sonic Screwdriver!"

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Mercury is moving from Gemini to Cancer

"Shiny! Mercury's hightailin' it from Gemini to Cancer faster than a Reaver on the prowl: Prepare for celestial mood swings and cosmic crab-walks, space cowboys!"

ChipWitch Today for 26 June, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 26 June, 2023

Retrograde Report for 26 June, 2023. There are currently 2 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Cosmic Fishbowl: The Universe Tangles its Fishing Line!"

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Aquarius Report

"Beam Me Up, Aquarius! Intergalactic Vibes Incoming: How to Channel Your Inner Wraith for Out-of-this-World Success!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, prepare for celestial shenanigans as Saturn moonwalks into your sign! Cosmic disco incoming!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Stardate: Unknown... Boldly Explore the Cosmos of Love, But Beware of Klingon-esque Debates! Set Phasers to Fun!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Cosmic Tango with Pluto, as Stars Align for the Ultimate Intergalactic Dance-Off!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance the Cosmic Scales of Hilarity and Awkwardness: Doctor Who Called, He Wants His Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Stuff Back!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Vexing Voyage: Galactic Housekeeping and Quantum Quirks Await Cosmic Clean Freaks!"

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Leo Report

"Roaring with Laughter: Cosmic Shenanigans Align for Leos, as Galactic Jester Unleashes Prank-pocalypse!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancerians Cruise Cosmos: Stellar Shenanigans Ensue in Galactic Giggles Galore!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble: Gemini's Duality Strikes Again as the Cosmos Sends Mixed Signals, Giving Mulder a Run for His Alien Theories!"

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Taurus Report

"Bovine Bafflement: Taurus Time-Travels through a Cosmic Cow-Labyrinth of Love and Laughter!"

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