NASA's Psyche spacecraft is nearly complete as it rests in a clean room on June 26, 2023, at Astrotech Space Operations Facility near the agency’s Ken...

"Pisces, May the Force Be with You. But by 'Force', I Mean Saturn. It's in Retrograde, So Keep Your Light Sabers Sheathed!"

"Universe to Aquarius: Water-Bearer, Prepare to Splash Down in a Nebula of Nerdiness!"

"Capricorn: Time to Grab Life by the Horns and Give Your Inner Nerd the Cosmic Kickstart it Needs!"

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourselves! Jupiter's in Retrograde and it's Throwing More Curveballs than a Klingon at a Baseball Match!"

"Scorpio, These Aren't the Retrogrades You're Looking For: A Galactic Guide to Navigating the Cosmic Storms"

"Libra, Balance Your Scales or Aliens Might Do It For You: A Cosmic Forecast Straight From Area 51!"

"Attention all Virgos: Mercury isn't in retrograde, it's just stuck in traffic! Expect some cosmic congestion on your journey to self-discovery!"

"Leo Forecast: Hagrid's Beard! Your Roars Might Outshine the Dragon's Breath, But Mind You Don't Burn the House Down!"

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves! The Crab Nebula is Doing the Cha-Cha, and You're About to Feel the Groove!"

"Twins, Prepare Yourselves! Picasso Predicts a Cubist Conundrum in Gemini's Galaxy!"

"Taurus, May the Fourth (House of Home and Family) Be With You: Expect Changes in Your Galactic Living Quarters!"

"Brace Yourself Aries, Even Your Red Planet Mars Can't Save You From a Cosmic Facepalm This Week!"

The last rays of an orbital sunset begin fading in Earth's atmosphere silhouetting the cloud tops.

"Pisces: Prepare for a Tsunami of Emotion or Maybe Just a Puddle, Depending on Neptune's Mood!"

"Aquarians, Brace Yourselves! Uranus is Going Retrograde, so Get Ready for a Cosmic Wedgie of Truth!"

"Capricorn, Saturn's Retrograde is Like a Misplaced Towel - You're Going to Miss it When It's Gone!"

"Sagittarius, Pack Your Quiver! Cosmic Cupid is About to Send Love Arrows Faster Than Light Speed!"

"Scorpio, Beware: Your Retrograde Nemesis, Mercury, is Doing the Macarena Again - This Could Mean Miscommunication or Just Terrible Dance Moves!"

"Balance Seek, You Shall! Libra's Cosmic Waltz in Retrograde, It Is - Beware of Tipping Scales, Hmmm?"

"Protocol Alert: Virgo, Your Star Charts are More Muddled than a Wookiee's Hair After a Wind Storm!"

"Leo, it's Time to Roar! But Remember, Indoor Voices Please - Mercury is in Retrograde!"

"Cancer, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Crab Walk: The Stars Predict Sideways Motion - It's Not Inefficiency, It's Style!"

"Get Ready, Gemini! You've Been Cloned by the Universe - It's Double Trouble Time!"

"Aries, Your Stars are Blazing Brighter than a Replicant's Neon Raincoat!"

"Moongate Alert: Aquarius Waves Goodbye as Pisces Plays Host, Leia-Style! May the Force be With Your Emotions!"

NASA’s X-59 research aircraft moves from its construction site to the flight line – or the space between the hangar and the runway – at Lockheed Marti...

NASA’s X-59 research aircraft moves from its construction site to the flight line – or the space between the hangar and the runway – at Lockheed Marti...

"Pisces, Prepare to be Fish-slapped by the Universe's Wet Noodle of Destiny!"

"Aquarian Alert: Uranus Sends High Speed Galactic WiFi Signal - Expect Sudden Enlightenment and an Uncontrollable Urge to Invent Hover Shoes!"

"Capricorn, looks like it's high time to secure your cargo! Universe is throwing asteroids your way - but don't fret, you're tougher than a Reaver's breakfast!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Be EX-TER-MI-NATED... By Good Fortune! Galactic Surprises Ahead!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to Rock Your Socks Off in a Cosmic Tango with Pluto: It's Not Science Fiction, It's Your Love Life!"

"Libra, Brace Yourself for Interstellar Balancing Acts as Venus Misplaces Your Cosmic Weights!"

"Logical Analysis Predicts: Virgo, You're About to Experience a Gravitational Pull Towards Unanticipated Chaos. Resistance is Futile!"

"Leo, Hold Onto Your Manes: Retrograde Rollercoasters, Neutron Star Nonsense and Quantum Quirks Await!"

"Cancer, Prepare to Hug a Tree! Your Stars Forecast a Galactic Woodstock!"

"Grab Your Spacesuits, Gemini! Your Luck is About to Skyrocket, Just Don't Forget the Alien Repellent!"

"Ground Control to Major Taurus: Cosmic Bull Market Ahead, or Just Another Case of Astrological Mad Cow?"

"Rocket-Powered Rams Blast Off! Aries, It's Time to Defy Gravity in Your Interstellar Adventure of Self-Discovery!"

"Highly Illogical Pisces! Neptune's Retrograde Promises Emotional Turbulence But Remember: 'Logic Is The Beginning Of Wisdom, Not The End.'"

"Aquarius, Buckle Up: Your Week is Looking as Unpredictable as a Hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself for Retrograde: Even Your Coffee May Start Running Backwards!"

"Sagittarius, 'The Force is strong with you this month... but your ability to avoid tripping over furniture? Not so much.'"