Hamelin Pool Marine Nature Reserve, seen here in an image from the Advanced Spaceborne Thermal Emission and Reflection Radiometer (ASTER) on the Terra...

Hamelin Pool Marine Nature Reserve, seen here in an image from the Advanced Spaceborne Thermal Emission and Reflection Radiometer (ASTER) on the Terra...

"Piscean Probe: Aliens Call, They're Ready To Return Your Lost Socks, And It's About Time!"

"Beep-Boop-Beep! Aquarius, Get Ready to Power Up Your Love Life Like a Fully Charged Lightsaber!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Saturn's Ringing the Doorbell but Uranus Crashed on Your Couch!"

"Sagittarius, hold on to your quasars! The Universe is set for a cosmic shuffle and you're the disco ball!"

"Scorpio, Your Future Is! To Avoid Sting Of Destiny, Must You Use The Force, Hmm?"

"Balancing Act in the Cosmos: Libra’s Scales Tilt Towards Spontaneity, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Chaos Nebula!"

"Virgo Forecast: Brace Yourselves for Cosmic Housekeeping and Planetary Feng Shui Shenanigans!"

"Leos, Hold Onto Your Manes! Cosmic Hairballs Predict a Wild Ride Ahead!"

"Crabby Cancer, Prepare to Shell Out Some Good Vibes: Uranus is Not Just a Planet, It's your Co-pilot in the Galactic Road Trip of Life!"

"Gemini, prepare to Twin-terstellar travel! Your Stars are playing Ping-Pong with Pluto!"

"Brace Yourself, Taurus: Cosmic Bull Market Ahead - Time to Invest in Planetary Peace Bonds!"

"Brace Your Rams, Aries! Mars is Texting and Your Cosmic Inbox is About to Get Full!"

The Crew Module Test Article, a full-scale mockup of NASA’s Orion spacecraft, is seen in the waters of the Pacific Ocean on July 26, 2023.

"Pisces, Prepare for a Cosmic Pool Party: Even Picasso Couldn't Paint This Wavy Future!"

"Aquarius: Time to Grab Your Sonic Screwdriver! Alien Invasions, Quantum Fluctuations, and Why Your Barista Suddenly Understands Gallifreyan!"

"Capricorn, Buckle Up Your Space Boots: Saturn's Calling and It's Not to Borrow Your Flux Capacitor!"

"Galactic Romp Ahead for Sagittarius: Stow Your Ego, Pack the Hummus, and Don't Forget Your Pocket Protector!"

"Scorpio, May the Force of Jupiter's Alignment Be With You: Brace for Sudden Plot Twists!"

"Librans, brace yourselves: The scales of balance might tip due to an unexpected cosmic sneeze! Gravity, Schmavity!"

"Virgos, Hold Onto Your Protractors: The Cosmos is About to Deliver a Quadratic Equation of Cosmic Surprises!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar! Universe Plans Galactic Hairball Just for You!"

"Cancerians, Put on Your Shell Helmets: It's Time to Terminator-Tango Through the Stars This Month!"

"Gemini, Prepare for a Galactic Tango: Mercury's Doing the Cha-Cha and Your Life Might Just Samba!"

"Grab Your Cosmic Shovels, Taurus: It's Time to Plant Nebulae in Your Stardust Garden!"

"Rams in Space: A Cosmic Joyride! Aries, Hold Onto Your Horns!"

"Brace Yourselves Earthlings, The Moon's Packing Its Bags from Capricorn and Taking a Galactic Uber to Aquarius!"

"Pisces, Prepare your Fins! Neptune's Retrograde is About to Make More Waves Than a Hyperactive Dolphin in a Bathtub!"

"Galactic Giggles Ahead, Aquarius! Uranus Plans a Surprise Party in Your Sign and Didn't Even Bother to Dust for Fingerprints!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself: Saturn is About to Retrograde and It's Going to Be as Unpredictable as a Goa'uld at a Star Trek Convention!"

"Sagittarius, Time to Flux Your Capacitor – Your Stars are Running on 1.21 Gigawatts this Week!"

"Scorpio, Prepare for a Cosmic Tango: The Universe is About to Step on Your Toes - But Remember, It's Just Trying to Lead!"

"Libra, Balanced as Ever, or Just Plain Indecisive? Planets Align for the Ultimate 'Should I Stay or Should I Go' Scenario!"

"Neptune's Nerd Alert! Virgo's Analytical Acumen Skyrockets to Interstellar Heights this Week!"

"Leo's Stars Align: Prepare for a Cosmic Mane-tenance, Your Luscious Lion-like Locks are About to Shine Brighter!"

"Crab People Alert! Galactic Traffic Jam in Cancer's House Could Mean More Indoor Plant Shopping and Quantum Physics Binge-Watching!"

"Gemini, Pack Your Bags: Your Other Twin is Plotting a Galactic Getaway!"

"Stubborn Taurus Bulls, Prepare to Graze New Pastures: Uranus Declares 'No More Cow-tipping!'"

"Galactic Ram Alert! Aries, Prepare for a Combustible Week of Star-Fueled Shenanigans and Quantum Quirkiness!"

"Quantum Quandaries and Piscean Puzzles: How to Surf the Cosmic Waves in Flippers and a Snorkel!"