"Galactic Crustaceans Alert: Expect a High Tide of Emotions, More Moon Walks and Abundant Starfish Hugs - It's Cancer Season!"

"Gemini: Prepare to Terminate Boredom! SkyNet Predicts a Cybernetic Surge of Excitement!"

"Galactic Alert: Taurus Bulls Charging into Mercury's Retrograde, Remember to Pack Your Space Helmets and Cosmic Patience!"

"Aries, Brace for Impact: Mars is in Retrograde and it's Clearer than a Klingon at a Starfleet Convention!"

In this image from June 2023, an engineer watches a development model rover during a test for NASA’s Cooperative Autonomous Distributed Robotic Explor...

In this image from June 2023, an engineer watches a development model rover during a test for NASA’s Cooperative Autonomous Distributed Robotic Explor...

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim through a Stellar Soup of Cosmic Confusion! Uranus is pulling a prank, and you're the Starfish!"

"Galactic Update: Aquarius, Time to Embrace Your Inner Alien! Telepathy Not Required, but Tinfoil Hats Optional!"

"Capricorn's Cosmic Comedy: When Saturn Plays Peekaboo and Mars Tries Stand-Up Comedy!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare Your Hyperdrive for Maximum Overdrive: Galactic Shifts Foretell an Ewok-Level Adventure Ahead!"

"Scorpio, This Week You'll be Dodging Cosmic Bullets Like Neo in the Matrix - Good Luck With The Laundry!"

"Libra: Prepare for a Cosmic Red Alert! Your Planetary Alignment is as Balanced as a Vulcan Playing Jenga!"

"Virgo: Prepare for an 'Illogical' Week of Unexpected Twists, Turns, and Tofu Tuesdays!"

"Leo, prepare to Roar! Mars is Entering the Neighborhood and it Didn't Bring Cookies!"

"Crustaceans, Commence! Cancer, Your Stars are Aligning, but your WiFi is Still Unstable!"

"Twins, Unite! Gemini, Prepare for a Cosmic Salsa Dance with Jupiter: Brace Yourself for Extra-terrestrial Two-steps & Sassy Star Showdowns!"

"Intergalactic Bull Run: Taurus Takes the Cosmic Bull by the Horns!"

"Aries, May the Force be with You: Expect a Week of Dodging Imperial Entanglements and Romancing Smugglers!"

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Through a Cosmic Sushi Conveyor of Unexpected Twists – Just Don't Forget Your Space Goggles!"

"Aquarius, prepare to be more electrifying than Tesla's hair: the stars are saying it's time to 'Terminate' your inhibitions!"

"Capricorns, Hang Onto Your Horns: Cosmic Chaos Ahead, But Don't Worry - It's Just the Universe Rearranging Your Furniture!"

"Sagittarius, Set Phasers to Fun: This Week Your Love Life Will Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to Stargate Your Way Through the Galaxy of Love: Rom-Com Edition!"

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More than Just the Scales: Spock's Eyebrows and Your Budget are in Retrograde!"

"Virgo's Horoscope: Expect a Sudden Influx of Order, or Possibly an Alien Invasion - Either Way, It's Clear Your Laundry Pile Will Finally Decrease!"

"Leo's Cosmic Mane Gets a Supernova Blowout: Galactic Drama Ensues!"

"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves: Full Moon's Gravity Pull to Skyrocket Your Emotions to a Galaxy Far, Far Away!"

"Double Trouble! Twin Gemini Gearing Up for an Interstellar Joyride Faster Than the Millennium Falcon in Hyperspace!"

"Boldly Treading Where No Bull Has Grazed Before: A Star Trekking Forecast for Taurus!"

"Aries, Martian Invasion Imminent! Get Ready for Some Cosmic Fireworks and Extraterrestrial Life Lessons!"

"Brace Yourselves, Moon's Swapping Its Ram Pajamas for Bull Onesies: Astrological Shenanigans Alert!"

The glittering, glitzy contents of the globular cluster NGC 6652 sparkle in this star-studded image from the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope.

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Through a Cosmic Wave Pool: Unpredictable Splashes Guaranteed, Water Wings Optional!"

"EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! Your self-doubts, Aquarius, because the cosmos have aligned in your favor! Brace yourself for an invasion of positivity!"

"Capricorn, Get Ready to Launch: Your Love Life Might Just be the Next SpaceX Mission, Minus the Billion Dollar Budget, Of Course!"

"Sagittarius, Time to Arrow Your Way Out of Problems! But Remember, Aim for the Stars, Not the Neighbors!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting the Universe with Your Charm - Just Remember Not to Accidentally Sting Yourself!"

"Libra, Find Your Balance or You'll Trip on a Black Hole! Venus Ain't Just a Planet, Darling!"

"Virgo's Planetary Party: Mercury's RSVPing 'Yes', Saturn's Bringing Rings, And The Moon's Crashing Without An Invite!"

"Wrangle the galaxy you will, brave Leo! Beware the retrograde of Mercury, you must. In your laundry basket, missing socks may appear!"

"Crabby Cancerians, Prepare to Swap Shell for Spacesuit - The Universe is Calling!"

"Galactic Giggles Ahead, Gemini: Mercury's Not in Retrograde, It's Just Stuck in a Space-Time Anomaly!"