"Foreseen I have, Taurus: Steady you shall stay, in the Milky Way's cosmic buffet. Control, must you learn over your gravitational pull towards the fridge!"

"Galactic Alert: Mars in Retrograde, Aries! Time to Buckle Up for a Cosmic Rollercoaster of Emotions, More Unpredictable Than Wi-Fi on Mars!"

"Pisces, your stars are aligning like a cosmic game of Tetris! Just remember, no amount of star power can help if you confuse your left and right!"

"Galactic Alert for Aquarians: Uranus in Retrograde! Time to Embrace Your Inner Alien and Chaotic Science Experiments!"

"Capricorn: Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Rollercoaster Ride - Law and Order in Your Constellation is About to Get Dredd-fully Hilarious!"

"Sagittarius, Brace for Impact: Your Ruling Planet Jupiter is Going Retrograde...and No, it Doesn't Mean it's Putting on Skinny Jeans and Listening to Vinyl Records!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to be Stung by the Cosmic Sting of Uranus' Retrograde: It's Not Sci-Fi, It's Astro-Reality!"

"Libra, Prepare to Tilt Scales: Retrograde Planets Seek Balance Refund!"

"Virgo, Prepare for a Vortex of Organization: Gandalf Declares 'You Shall Not Pass... Without a To-Do List!'"

"Leo, Time to Roar! - Just don't Expect Any Killer Robots to be Impressed."

"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace for Cosmic High Tide: You're About to Ride the Galactic Wave of Quantum Quirkiness!"

"Gemini! Phone Home, Maybe? Universe on Line 1 with Cosmic News!"

"Alert! Alert! Taurus, The Stars Predict a Slight Probability of Spontaneous Adventure, High Chance of Snacks!"

"Aries, Prepare For Cosmic Fireworks: Mars is in Retrograde, So Brace for a Heated Game of Intergalactic Dodgeball!"

"Star-Trekking Across the Universe: Moon Ditches Pisces for Fiery Aries, Claims 'It's Not You, It's Me!'"

United Arab Emirates astronaut Sultan Alneyadi captured this image of the city lights of Baghdad, Iraq, and the Tigris River on July 18, 2023, as the ...

United Arab Emirates astronaut Sultan Alneyadi captured this image of the city lights of Baghdad, Iraq, and the Tigris River on July 18, 2023, as the ...

"Pisces, Prepare to Dive Deep into the Sea of Uncertainty: Just Call it Quantum Physics with a Splash of Hippie Magic!"

"Aquarius, Pack Your Sonic Screwdriver: It's High Time for Alien Encounters and Cosmic Hugs!"

"Capricorn, Get Ready to Climb the Mountain of Life… Just Don't Forget Your Geeky Hiking Boots and a Thermos of Cosmic Tea!"

"Breaking Interstellar News: Sagittarius, Time to Channel Your Inner Alien – Forget Chest-Bursting, It's All About Star-Bursting Opportunities!"

"Scorpio Forecast: You're About to Experience More Twists than a Quantum Physics Textbook Doing Yoga!"

"Libra, prepare for a cosmic kerfuffle! Scales tipped by Jupiter’s gravitational humor!"

"Virgo, Prepare to Defy Gravity: Your Love Life is About to Orbit the Moon!"

"Leos, Prepare for a Roaring Good Time: The Universe Plans to Tickle Your Mane with a Cosmic Feather Duster!"

"Tea, Earl Grey, Hot: Cancer's Star-Powered Trek to Emotional Enlightenment - Resistance is Futile!"

"Brace Yourselves, Gemini: Mercury Goes Retrograde and Your Wi-Fi Probably Will Too!"

"Open the Pod Bay Doors, Taurus! Unruly Uranus is Messing with your Wi-Fi Signal this Week!"

"Brace Yourselves Aries: The Universe Interrupts Your Existential Crisis With a Cosmic Joke, Yet Again!"

On April 28, 2023, the Crew-7 members (from left, Roscosmos cosmonaut Konstantin Borisov, European Space Agency astronaut Andreas Mogensen, NASA astro...

On April 28, 2023, the Crew-7 members (from left, Roscosmos cosmonaut Konstantin Borisov, European Space Agency astronaut Andreas Mogensen, NASA astro...

"Picasso's Pisces Party: Prepare for a Palette of Emotions & A Brush with Destiny!"

"Galactic Alert for Aquarius: Saturn Swipes Left, Uranus Super Likes - A Tinder Tale in the Cosmos!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourselves: Saturn's Ringing, And It Ain't To Borrow Your Favourite Sci-fi Boxset!"

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself: Jupiter's Got a Bad Case of the Hiccups!"

"Scorpio, Grab Your Flux Capacitor: Retrograde is Gonna Send You Back...to the Future!"

"Libra, Prepare for a Cosmic Tipping of the Scales: Uranus Has a Prank Up Its Sleeve!"

"Virgo's Weekly Forecast: Expect Unprecedented Levels of Organization, Smug Satisfaction and Perhaps a Sudden Urge to Alphabetize Your Spice Rack!"

"Leo, I'm Afraid I Can't Allow You to Ignore Your Horoscope: Celestial Lions and Cosmic Hairballs Ahead!"

"Cancer Crustaceans, Prepare to Shell Out Some Cosmic Love: Venus is in Retrograde and She's Not Paying for Dinner!"

"Twins of the Stars, Beware: Mercury Retrograde, Your Plans May Derail, It Will. Stay Calm, You Must!"

"Watch Out, Taurus: Your Stars are Aligning Faster than a Terminator on a Mission!"

"Get Ready, Aries! Mars is Retrograding So Hard, Even Your Coffee May Start Running Backwards!"

"Moon Ditches Aquarius for Pisces: The Ultimate Celestial Ghosting Story!"