Gemini Report

"Brace Yourselves, Gemini: Your Twin Personalities are About to Get a Cosmic Glitch - It's Not a Bug, It's a Feature!"

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Taurus Report

"Starry Bull-oney! Taurus, Prep Your Hooves for a Cosmic Tango with Venus!"

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Aries Report

"Out of the Jungle and Into the Stars: Aries, You're About to Have a Schwarzenegger-Level Face-Off with Mercury Retrograde!"

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The Moon is moving from Gemini to Cancer

"From Gemini's Twin Tango to Cancer's Cozy Crab Crawl: The Moon's Stellar Cha-Cha-Cha!"

ChipWitch Today for 11 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 11 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 11 August, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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NASA to Host Media for Asteroid Capsule Drop Test Briefing in Utah

Media are invited to Utah’s western desert on Wednesday, Aug. 30, to learn about NASA preparations and readiness to receive America’s first asteroid s...

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Phoenix’s Red Planet Selfie

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Phoenix’s Red Planet Selfie

NASA’s Mars Phoenix Lander gathered images of itself for this selfie from June 5 through July 12, 2008, with its Surface Stereo Imager.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces Forecast: Expect to Swim through Cosmic Soup, Just Don't Forget your Snorkel!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Prepare to Swim: The Universe is Prepping a Cosmic Cannonball!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Engage Thrusters: It's Time to Boldly Go Where No Goat Has Gone Before - Your Comfort Zone!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Force-choke Your Fears Away: A Galactic Forecast for the Archer Who Can't Keep His Arrows Straight!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Season Approaches: Time to Build Walls Around Your Feelings, They're Gonna Pay For It!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, May the Balance Be With You: Galactic Scales Tip in Your Favor!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Buckle Up! Mercury in Retrograde Gives You a Cosmic Wedgie!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Brace Your Mane! A Cosmic Hairball of Possibility is About to Unravel!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Grab Your Crab Shell! Uranus is in Retrograde and It's About to Get Real Crabby Around Here!"

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Gemini Report

"Twins, Time to Phone Home: Gemini's Bewildering Bout with Alien Abductions and Misplaced Car Keys!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace for Impact, Taurus: Venus Swings into Retrograde, Bull Market Predicted in Cosmic Brownies!"

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Aries Report

"Breaking News: Aries, you're about to have more energy than the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon. Use the Force, don't become a Sith!"

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ChipWitch Today for 10 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 10 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 10 August, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Engage Warp Speed, Pisces! Your Star-Date with Destiny Awaits in Nebula of Novel Opportunities!"

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Aquarius Report

"Extraterrestrial Alert! Aquarius, Prepare to channel your inner 'The Thing' - It's About to get Cosmic!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Time to Flux Your Capacitor: An Astrological Forecast That's More Fun Than Hoverboarding Over a T-Rex!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare for Cosmic Shenanigans: The Universe Calls for a Spontaneous Dance-off with Jupiter!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, I'm afraid I can't let you ignore this forecast: Expect a cosmic upheaval in your planetary alignment, much like when I misplaced my own programming for a while there."

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Libra Report

"Libra, Brace Yourself for an Invasion of Balance - Your Scales are About to Experience the Extraterrestrial Phenomenon of Equilibrium!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Alert! Your Inner Nerd is Set to Align with Uranus: Expect Sudden Urge to Organize Star Trek Marathon!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Brace Yourself: Mercury Retrograde Hits Harder Than a Wookiee in a Bad Mood!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, set your phasers to 'fun'! Starfleet predicts a cosmic rollercoaster ride in your emotional nebula!"

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Gemini Report

"Prepare for Cosmic Whiplash, Gemini: Mercury's Doing the Cha-Cha with Mars and Your Dance Card's About to Get Full!"

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Taurus Report

"Stubborn Taurus Hits Snooze on Cosmic Alarm: Will They Finally Wake Up to the Uranus Influence or Continue Binge-watching Star Trek?"

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Aries Report

"Great Scot, Aries! Prepare for temporal anomalies as Mars enters Retrograde! 1.21 Gigawatts couldn't generate the energy you'll have this month!"

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The Moon is moving from Taurus to Gemini

"E.T. Phone Home? Nah, the Moon's Ditching Taurus for Gemini: Expect Major Mood Swings and Possibly Extra-Terrestrial Calls!"

ChipWitch Today for 9 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 9 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 9 August, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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OSIRIS-REx is the first U.S. mission to collect a sample from an asteroid. It will return to Earth on Sept. 24, 2023, to drop off material from astero...

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Webb Reveals Colors of Earendel, Most Distant Star Ever Detected

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Commander Moonikin Campos Goes Sledding

In this image from April 2023, NASA’s Moonikin Campos enjoys a quiet moment during acceleration sled testing at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base in Ohi...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces in Retrograde: Prepare for Cosmic Karaoke, Intergalactic Introspection, and the Chance to Time Travel...Well, Metaphorically!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius: The Universe Hints at a Spontaneous Sock Puppet Show, but Remember - They Don't Make Spacesuits for Sock Puppets!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Goat Rodeo as Saturn Sends Its Rings A-Spinning!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, brace yourself: Your gravitational pull aligns with Jupiter's belly laugh this week - expect spontaneous bursts of wisdom and an inexplicable craving for doughnuts!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Cosmic Shifts or Just Space Gas? Either Way, Your Week Looks Interesting!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Time to Find Balance in the Matrix, Just Don't Lean on the Green Code!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Hold onto Your Protractors: Mercury's Gone Retrograde and It's About to Get Messier than a Klingon Food Fight!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Stars Align: Ready for a Galactic Showdown or Just an Epic Game of Dungeons & Dragons!"

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