Libra Report

"Libra, Balance Your Scales or Risk a Cosmic Tumble: It's Not Rocket Science... Oh Wait, It Sort Of Is!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Organize the Universe: Your Perfectionist Traits Are About to Go Galactic!"

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Leo Report

"Leos, Hold Onto Your Manes! The Cosmos is About To Give You a Galactic Wedgie!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabbies, Eject the Facehuggers of Stress: This Week's Horoscope Promises a Cosmic Chest-bursting Good Time!"

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Gemini Report

"Binary Star Trouble: When Gemini Twins Can't Agree on Who Gets Control of the Nebula Remote!"

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Taurus Report

"Planetary Conga Line Predicts Taurus Might Possibly, Potentially, Could-Be-Perhaps Find Lost Socks This Week...Universe Not Making Any Promises!"

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Aries Report

"Astrological Forecast for Aries: Prepare to Fire Up Your Thrusters, You're on a Cosmic Rollercoaster, Baby!"

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ChipWitch Today for 17 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 17 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 17 August, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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Ospreys Make a Home at Kennedy

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Ospreys Make a Home at Kennedy

Two ospreys perch in their nest atop a marshalling area sign in front of the Vehicle Assembly Building at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida in th...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Brace Yourselves! Mercury's Retrograde has Nothing on the Timey-Wimey Wibbly-Wobbly of Your Week Ahead!"

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Aquarius Report

"Galactic Forecast: Aquarius, Expect a Star-Studded Shower of Enlightenment - And It's Not Just Your Shampoo Acting Up!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare for a Galactic Overhaul: Saturn's Doing a Spring Cleaning in Your Cosmos!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself! The Cosmos is About to Play Pinball with Your Destiny!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, This Week You'll Have More Twists Than a Death Star Corridor - Bring Your Lightsaber!"

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Libra Report

"Libra Season Incoming: Time to Balance Those Scales and Pay Off Your Leprechaun Debts!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, 'Hasta la Vista, Baby' to Stress! Stars Predict a Relaxing Week Ahead!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Mars Is Done Playing Hide and Seek and It's Bringing Cheetos!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Phone Home: Galactic Guidance Predicts a Cosmic Overload of Love and Good Vibes!"

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Gemini Report

"Two Heads, Four Hands, Too Many Decisions: Gemini's Guide to Surviving the Cosmic Juggling Act!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Even Your Stubbornness Can't Defend Against a Meteor Shower of Change!"

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Aries Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aries: Your Starship to Adventure is on Warp Speed!"

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The Moon is moving from Leo to Virgo

"Beep-Boop-Bop! Lunar Module Moon Ditches Drama King Leo for Pristine Virgo: Expect Less Roar, More Chores!"

ChipWitch Today for 16 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 16 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 16 August, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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La NASA invita a los medios al lanzamiento de Psyche

Ya está abierto el proceso de acreditación de los medios de comunicación para el próximo lanzamiento de la nave espacial Psyche de la NASA en su misió...

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NASA Invites Media to Psyche Launch, Mission will Study an Asteroid

Media accreditation is now open for the upcoming launch of NASA’s Psyche spacecraft, for a mission to a unique metal-rich asteroid orbiting the Sun be...

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Wildfires in the Northwest Territories

On August 8, 2023, the Moderate Resolution Imaging Spectroradiometer on NASA’s Aqua satellite captured this image of dense plumes of smoke streaming f...

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Wildfires in the Northwest Territories

On August 8, 2023, the Moderate Resolution Imaging Spectroradiometer on NASA’s Aqua satellite captured this image of dense plumes of smoke streaming f...

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Pisces Report

"Planetary Peculiarities Predict Pisces: Prepare for Preposterous Amounts of Psychic Pufferfish Presence!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius: Expect Heavy Showers of Sarcasm with a Chance of Alien Abduction - Don't Forget Your Towel!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Saturn's About to School You in the Art of Cosmic Adulting...and Trust Me, There's No Cheat Codes!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Orbit the Sun Yet Again - It's Not Like You Have a Choice, Right?"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting the Universe with Your Charm: Galactic Alignment Calls for Extra Doses of Sarcasm!"

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Libra Report

"Libran Logic Circuits Overloading: Retrograde Alert in Progress - Prepare for Emotional Software Updates!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Even Star Can't Resist Your Orderly Charm, Orbits Align for Galactic Spring Cleaning of Your Life!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Future Forecast: A Stellar Comedy of Errors in the Constellation of Pride!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians Brace Yourselves: The Universe Has Decided to Give You a Break...Oh, Don't Look So Surprised!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini: Brace Yourself for a Galactic Rollercoaster of Star-Studded Shenanigans!"

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Taurus Report

"Mooving Through the Cosmos: Taurus Preps for a Stellar BBQ with Venus, Invites Saturn - R.S.V.P, He's Your Ruling Planet!"

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Aries Report

"Aries Take Note: Mars Calls for More Action, Less Yapping - Even Judge Dredd Can't Argue with That!"

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ChipWitch Today for 15 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 15 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 15 August, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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Artemis II Crew, Meet Orion

While wearing clean room suits, the Artemis II crew members check out their Orion crew module inside the Neil Armstrong Operations and Checkout Buildi...

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Artemis II Crew, Meet Orion

While wearing clean room suits, the Artemis II crew members check out their Orion crew module inside the Neil Armstrong Operations and Checkout Buildi...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Fish for Compliments: Your Star is About to Be More Eye-catching Than a Monolith in Orbit!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius: May the Force of Uranus Be With You - It's Not the Planet Farthest From the Sun, But It Sure Can Feel Like It Sometimes!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn's Star Trek Ahead: Resistance to Laughter is Futile, Embrace the Goat Within and Beam Up Your Ambitions!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Your Quiver is Full of Cosmic Arrows, Just Don't Pull a Legolas and Shoot the Wrong Target!"

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