"Aries, Brace Yourself! Mars is in Retrograde and Your Wifi Might Be Next!"

A storm is pictured in the Arabian Sea less than 700 miles off the coast of Oman as the International Space Station orbited 260 miles above.

"Pisces, Hold Onto Your Fins! Mercury Retrograde is About to Make Waves in the Cosmic Fishbowl!"

"Great Scott, Aquarius! Your Stars are Fluxing More than a Capacitor this Month!"

"Capricorn's Cosmic Shenanigans: Saturn Sends a Stern Memo About Work-Life Balance!"

"Sagittarius, get ready for a wild ride: Jupiter's in Retrograde and it's more unruly than a Goa'uld on a caffeine spree!"

"Scorpio, prepare to be stung by love as Venus enters your house, and no, she's not here for tea! Bring out the cosmic bug spray!"

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More than Just Your Checkbook: Venus' Retrograde is About to Get as Wobbly as a Time Lord on a Unicycle!"

"Virgo, Set Phasers to Organize: Prepare for a Stellar Clean-Up Mission This Month!"

"Leos, Buckle Up! Your Starry Mane is About to Get a Cosmic Blow-Dry!"

"Cancer's Cosmic Crab Walk: A Dance with Destiny, or Just Sidestepping Life's Problems? Find Out!"

"Brace Yourself, Gemini: Mercury is About to Pull a Cosmic Prank on Your Love Life!"

"Stubborn Star Gazers Rejoice! Taurus Season Promises Cosmic Traffic Jams and Stellar Snack Breaks!"

"Aries, Grab Your Helmets! Mars is in Retrograde and It's Going to Be a Bumpy Ride!"

"Alert, Alert! Lunar Module Moon Ditches Aquarius, Now Skinny-Dipping In Pisces - Brace For Emotional Tidal Waves!"

Former flight test instructor and current NASA test pilot Nils Larson reunited with former student and current astronaut Victor Glover on Oct. 21 duri...

"Pisces, prepare your gills! Mercury is in retrograde and it's about to get as chaotic as a fishbowl after feeding time!"

"Beam Up for Some Cosmic Bliss, Aquarius! Your Love Life is About to Go Full-on Quantum Physics!"

"Attention All You Aquarius Moonwalkers, It's Time to Trade Your Spacesuits for Flippers – The Moon is Diving Into Pisces!"

"Capricorn, Ready the Phasers for Love: Romance is Entering Your Orbit at Warp Speed!"

"Galactic Alert: Sagittarius, Prepare for a Quantum Leap in Luck, Love, and Laundry - Your Socks Might Finally Find Their Missing Pairs!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect Cosmic Mood Swings, Galactic Drama, and a Chance of Alien Abductions!"

"Libran Lunacy Alert: Cosmic Scales Tilt, Expect Gravity of Situations to Lighten and Pizza Cravings to Intensify!"

"Virgo's Stars Forecast: Don't Stress, No Chest-Bursting Aliens on Your Chart This Month!"

"Leo, Prepare for a Cosmic Overhaul: Even Your Robot Overlord is a Purring Kitty this Month!"

"Crabby Cancer, Get Ready to Moon-Walk: Cosmic Tides Predict an Astral Rollercoaster Straight out of a Manga!"

"Multi-tasking Gemini, Prepare for a Cosmic Juggling Act - With Planets, Not Fezzes!"

"Get to the Chakra! Taurus, Your Week is About to Become a Jungle of Cosmic Surprises!"

"Aries, Engage Warp Speed: Your Love Life's About to Boldly Go Where No Ram Has Gone Before!"

"Sun Ditches Libra for Scorpio: Galactic Breakup or Just a Cosmic Hop, Skip and Jump?"

"Swim You Will, Pisces! Planets Align They Do, in Your Favor - A Splash of Luck This Week, There Is!"

"Beep-Boop-Bop! Aquarius, You're Set to Outshine Venus in the Galactic Disco Ball of Life!"

"Capricorn: Time to 'Get to the Choppa' of Your Problems This Month!"

"Sagittarius, May the Force of Jupiter Be With You: Even Stormtroopers Couldn't Miss These Opportunities!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Invisible Alien Heat Vision Sees Big Changes in Your Future, So You Better Start Mud-Wrestling!"

"Great Scott! Libras, Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Flux Capacitor Overload of Balance and Harmony!"

"Virgo's Forecast: Prepare for Cosmic Cleanliness Overload - Universe to Initiate 'Dust-Off Your Planetary Alignment' Protocol!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: A Hair-raising Forecast Straight from the Mane's Mouth!"

"Crabs in Space: Cancerian Constellations Conquer Cosmic Chaos - Only 10,000 Light Years from a Beach Vacation!"

"Double Trouble Time, Gemini: Your Twin Selves to Experience a Galactic Shift Stronger Than Vader's Chokehold!"

"Alert: Taurus, Engage Warp Speed for Cosmic Bull Market - Planetary Alignment Predicts Stellar Opportunities Ahead!"

"Facehugger Forecast: Aries, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Cuddle - It May Get Slightly More Intense Than Expected!"