"Capricorn's Cosmic Forecast: Saturn Calls for Hard Work, But It's Okay - Those Goat Horns Aren't Just for Show!"
"Capricorn's Cosmic Forecast: Saturn Calls for Hard Work, But It's Okay - Those Goat Horns Aren't Just for Show!"
"Scorpio Forecast: Expect Stellar Traffic Jams on Saturn's Rings, Pack Extra Patience in Your Astro-Suitcase!"
"Virgo Alert: Expect a Sudden Influx of Nebula Dust. Sweeping it Under the Cosmic Rug Not Recommended!"
"Twinsies Alert! Gemini, Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Sibling Rivalry - Just Remember, No Laser Guns Allowed!"
This image, taken by an astronaut on the International Space Station, shows the reddish-brown waters of the Betsiboka River Delta in Madagascar. The c...
"Aquarius, Brace Your Space Boots: You're About to Gravitate Towards Success... and Perhaps a Nebula of Drama!"
"Capricorn, Prepare Thyself: A High Probability of Unexpected Nebulae in Your Constellation This Month...Fascinating!"
"Sagittarius, Prepare to Shoot Your Galactic Arrow Through a Comet! Expect Stardust Showers and Alien In-laws This Month!"
"Scorpios, Pack Your Sonic Screwdrivers! Time for a Whirlwind Through the Stars, But Watch Out for Dalek-like Bosses!"
"Libra: Beware of Balance Beam Bloopers, Love is in Retrograde and Your Scales are Tipping Towards a Cosmic Crush!"
"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Interplanetary Shenanigans Indicate You Might Become Klingon Emperor... Or At Least Get A Parking Space!"
"Cancer, Your Crabby Mood Might Just be a Galactic Misunderstanding: Mercury Retrograde Strikes Again!"
"Taurus, Get Ready to Charge: Galactic Bull Market Ahead! Keep Your Hooves on the Ground and Reach for the Stars...But Not Literally. That'd Be a Nightmare for NASA!"
"Space Traffic Update: The Moon Switches Galactic Lanes from Taurus to Gemini - Hold Onto Your Tricorders, Folks!"
"Pisces, Prepare to Engage in Hyper-Jump! Your Emotional Baggage is Not Allowed on This Interstellar Journey!"
"Boldly Go Where No Aquarius Has Gone Before: Warp Speed Towards Love, Laughter, and Quantum Physics Shenanigans!"
"Capricorns, Prepare to Defy Gravity! Saturn's Rings Have Loosened and It's a Free-For-All in the Cosmic Playground!"
"Alien Abductions Now on Pause: Sagittarius, Your Unfathomable Luck Could Even Win a Chess Match Against Spock!"
"Virgo, You're Not Just Organized, Your Life is a Spreadsheet! Planetary Alignment Predicts a Ctrl+Z Week Ahead!"
"Leo's Star Forecast: Expect Supernova Success, Just Don't Let it Inflate Your Mane More Than Usual!"
"Gemini, Brace Yourselves for a Starfleet-Worthy Adventure: Your Love Life is About to Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before!"
"Brace Yourselves Taurus: Mercury Retrograde is Back and It's About as Enthusiastic as I am About Existence!"
"Fishy Forecast Ahead: Pisces, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Tsunami of Emotion, Adventure, and Maybe an Alien Abduction or Two!"
"Great Scott! Aquarians, Brace Yourselves for Galactic Flux Capacitor Overload! Time-Space Continuum Shenanigans Ahead!"
"Capricorn, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore This Forecast: The Stars Are Aligning for a Galactic Game of Twister!"
"Beam Me Up, Sagittarius! Starry Skies Forecast a Trek Towards Uncharted Fun and Quasar-Sized Adventures!"
"Scorpio, prepare to sting! Cosmic planetary alignment says you're about to be hotter than a Goa'uld Staff Weapon!"
"Logical Prognosis for Virgo: Probability of Unforeseen Sock Misplacement High, Chance of Alien Abduction...Negligible!"
"Flash Gordon's Galactic Giggles: Leo, Prepare for a Meteor Shower of Love, Laughter, and a Few Alien Abductions!"
"Gemini, Prepare Yourself: This Week You'll Be More Balanced Than a Quantum Equation on a Tightrope!"
"Extraterrestrial Alert: Mars Serves Spicy Meatballs of Adventure to Aries - Extra Sauce Guaranteed!"
"Sagittarius, Get Ready to Shoot Cosmic Arrows of Awesomeness this Month - Just Remember Not to Hit Any Innocent Space Birds!"
"Scorpio, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Chaos: Mars is not Just Your Ruling Planet, it's Also Your Roommate Who Never Does the Dishes!"
"Leo, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Shenanigans! Galaxy's Mane Event: Your Hair Might Just Defy Gravity this Month!"
"Cancerians, Prepare for a Galactic Donut Glazing: Justice Served with a Side of Emotional Introspection, RoboCop Style!"
"Binary Stars in Retrograde: Gemini's Cosmic Juggling Act Turns into a Galactic Ping Pong Tournament!"
"Aries, Prepare to Get Ram-Bunctious: A Stellar Stampede of Cosmic Surprises is About to Hit Your Galactic Playground!"
NASA’s Exploration Ground Systems conducts a water flow test with the mobile launcher at Kennedy Space Center’s Launch Complex 39B in Florida on Oct. ...
"Buckle Up, Capricorn! Your Saturn-ruled Self is about to Experience a Cosmological Conga Line of Planetary Peculiarities!"
"Scorpio, Grab Your Raincoat: Cosmic Tears in the Rain Forecasted! No, It's Not a Replicant Invasion, Just Mercury in Retrograde!"
"Virgo Under the Microscope: A Week of Cosmic Comedy, Quantum Quandaries, and Star-Studded Serendipity!"
"Leo, Prepare to Roar into the Emptiness of Space: And Other Delightfully Pointless Activities for Your Week Ahead!"
"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves: The Force of the Universe is Stronger than a Wookiee's Armpit this Month!"
"Gemini's Twin Suns: One Says 'Chill', Other Says 'Thrill'. Choose Wisely or You'll End Up in Carbonite!"
"Red Alert, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde: Time to Charge Your Crystals and Reset Your Phaser to Fun!"
"Planetary Musical Chairs: The Moon Ditches Pisces for Aries, Because Even Celestial Bodies Need a Change of Scenery!"
An engineer prepares a small rover – part of NASA's CADRE (Cooperative Autonomous Distributed Robotic Exploration) technology demonstration that's hea...
"Brace Your Antennas, Aquarius! Cosmic Waves Set to Unleash a Tsunami of Sarcasm and Quantum Quirkiness!"
"Capricorn, Buckle Up! Saturn's Ring Toss May Cause Sudden Urges to Organize Sock Drawers and Craft Five-Year Plans!"
"Beep-Boop-Beep! Libra, Balancing the Force... and Scales? A Galactic Guide to Your Love Life, Work Drama, and Avoiding Imperial Entanglements!"
"Virgo, boldly going where no sign has gone before: A week of unexpected laundry and interstellar self-discovery!"
"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Rollercoaster: Even Your Claw Can't Grab Onto This Galactic Gumbo!"
"Gemini, prepare for a cosmic conga line of planets in your sign! May cause sudden urges to juggle multiple personalities or debate with oneself. Remember, it's not schizophrenia, it's just a Gemini party!"