Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, May the Force of Jupiter Be With You: Even Stormtroopers Couldn't Miss These Opportunities!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 32 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 23 days, at Tuesday, 14 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 19 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 69 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 34 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Ah, Sagittarius, my old friend. The Centaur of the zodiac, always armed with a bow and arrow, ready to charge into the unknown. Ah, the thrill! But remember, not every unknown is an adventure waiting to be had - sometimes it's just the back of your refrigerator. The First Quarter moon is currently 7.6 days old, which, in astrological terms, is basically a teenager - moody, unpredictable, and not quite sure who it is or what it wants to become. Kind of like you when you realise there's no more pizza left in the fridge at 2 AM. With this First Quarter moon's energy, you may find yourself feeling as if you're stuck in a particularly grumpy episode of Doctor Who. One where the TARDIS is in need of an oil change, and the Daleks have developed an inexplicable fondness for singing show tunes. But fear not, Sagittarius! Just as The Master always has a trick up his sleeve, so too do you have an uncanny ability to transform even the most dire situations into fun-filled escapades. So embrace your inner Time Lord, harness the power of the 7.6-day-old moon, and dive headfirst into the week ahead. Just remember: don't blink. Blink and you're dead. Well, not really, but you might miss that last slice of pizza someone was saving for later. #Sagittarius #DoctorWhoHumor #AstrologyWithATwist #FirstQuarterMoonMood

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.10.2023 08:22:01 (sag-22-10-2023)