Retrograde Report for 14 November, 2023

Retrograde Report for 14 November, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Dragon Lights Up the Night

In this photo from Nov. 9, 2023, a SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket illuminates the water as it launches at night from NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida. T...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for a Galactic Wave: Even Your Goldfish Might Start Speaking Klingon!"

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Aquarius Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aquarians! Mercury's in Retrograde and It's Forgotten Its Spectacles!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Grab Your Safety Goggles! Your Planet Saturn Is All Set to Throw Cosmic Dust and Opportunities This Week!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius Forecast: Prepare for Lighthearted Chaos - Even Your Quasar Can't Predict This One!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare for a Stellar Twist! Planetary Shenanigans Ahead: Mars Dons Its Dancing Shoes and Mercury Gets Chatty!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Prepare to Balance More than Just Your Checkbook, as the Universe Tosses You a Cosmic Juggling Act!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo: Prepare for a Cosmic Reboot, Time to Channel Your Inner Terminator!"

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Leo Report

"Leo Season Alert: Expect Huge Mane Events, Roaring Success, and an Unavoidable Urge to Play with Yarn Balls!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Prepare to Crab-Walk Through Cosmic Conundrums: Your Star-Patterned Shell Might Just Hold The Answer to Quantum Quandaries!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Brace Yourself for an Alien Invasion of Opportunities: Astral Extraterrestrials Promise a Galactic Good Time!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace yourselves Taurus, the Stars are Aligning - and So are Your Socks, According to Jupiter's Third Moon!"

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Aries Report

"Mars in Retrograde: A Fiery Aries' Guide to Not Accidentally Setting the Universe on Fire... Again!"

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The Moon is moving from Scorpio to Sagittarius

"Spaceman's Scoop: Moon Ditches Scorpio, Says 'Flash Ah-Ah' to Sagittarius!"

ChipWitch Today for 13 November, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 13 November, 2023

Retrograde Report for 13 November, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for a Galactic Tsunami! Better Get Those Water-Proof Space-Boots Ready!"

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Aquarius Report

"Galactic Shocker: Aquarius to Stage Dramatic Rebellion Against Laws of Gravity, Set to Float Their Way Through the Month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Forecast: Expect Neo-Level Deja Vu Moments as Pluto Retrogrades like a Glitch in the Matrix!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Strap on Your Jetpacks! Jupiter's Doing the Macarena and It's Time to Join the Cosmic Conga Line!"

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Scorpio Report

"Beep-Boop-Bop! Scorpio, Prepare for a Cosmic Rollercoaster, Might Be More Twists Than a Twi'lek's Tentacle Hairdo!"

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Libra Report

"Libra Log Stardate 2022: Balancing Act in Quadrant Relationships, Prepare for Emotional Klingons!"

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Virgo Report

"Logical Forecast for Virgo: High Probability of Star-crossed Serenity, Minimal Chance of Klingon Invasion!"

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Leo Report

"Leo: Prepare to Roar with Laughter as the Stars Align in Your Favor, Just Don't Scare Away the Neighbors!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Brace Yourself for Interstellar Battle: The Force of the Planets is Stronger Than a Jedi's Mind Trick This Month!"

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Gemini Report

"Twins in Space: Gemini's Hilarious Journey of Tripping Over Cosmic Lego Blocks This Month!"

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Taurus Report

"Planetary Mayhem: Taurus, Time to Moooo-ve Over, Saturn's in Retrograde!"

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Aries Report

"Aries Alert: Brace for Ram-Packed Action and a Galaxy of Good Vibes - Hope Your Spacesuit is Starched!"

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ChipWitch Today for 12 November, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 12 November, 2023

Retrograde Report for 12 November, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Space Fish Alert! Pisces, Prepare to Swim the Galactic Tides of Uncertainty With Your Fins of Fortune!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius: Expect Nebulas of Novelty and Peculiar Planetary Alignments — It's Time for a Galactic Makeover!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Pluto is Coming Over for a Cosmic Slumber Party - Hope You've Stocked Up on Stargazing Snacks!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Buckle Up! Jupiter's Retrograde is like your Ex - Unpredictably Reappearing and Stirring Chaos!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Goodness Gracious Me! You're Set for a Galactic Rollercoaster of Emotions This Month, According to the Stars (And No, You Can't Use the Force to Stop It)"

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Libra Report

"Alien Invasion Forecasted in Libra's House: Prepare for Extraterrestrial Balance Adjustments and Cosmic Face Huggers!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Horoscope: Expect Supernova Success, Pockets Full of Stardust, and a Chance of Alien Abductions!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Forecast: Prepare for a Mane Event as Saturn Tries to Tame Your Inner Lion with Quantum Physics!"

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Cancer Report

"Breaking Walls and Building Fortunes: Cancer's Astrological Forecast - More Fun Than a Twitter Spree at 3AM!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, prepare for a cosmic conga line! Your twin stars are doing the interstellar jitterbug, and it's time to join the dance of destiny!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, Prepare to Graze on Cosmic Pastures: Universal Cow-tipping Not Advised!"

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Aries Report

"Brace Yourself, Aries: Mars is in Retrograde and It's Throwing More Curves than a Hyperbolic Space-Time Continuum!"

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The Moon is moving from Libra to Scorpio

"Uh-oh! Moon Ditches Libra's Balance Beam for Scorpio's Sting Operation: Cosmic Shenanigans Ensue!"

ChipWitch Today for 11 November, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 11 November, 2023

Retrograde Report for 11 November, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, May the Stars be with you: Your Galactic Guide to Navigating the Nebula of Nonsense that is Next Week!"

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Aquarius Report

"Quantum Quirks in Aquarius: Prepare for Space-Time Shenanigans and Galactic Giggles!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, buckle up! You're about to navigate the asteroid field of life. May the force (and some extra caffeine) be with you!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Hold Onto Your Quarks! Your Galactic Adventure Awaits - Just Don't Forget Your Towel!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare for an Interstellar Twist: Even Black Holes Can't Escape Your Charm!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Scales: The Universe Plans a Cosmic Juggling Act!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Get Your Geek On! Planets Align for Epic Spreadsheet Party in Your Honor!"

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Leo Report

"Leo Forecast: Will Your Mane Attract More Attention or Tangle in the Cosmic Hairbrush? Stay Tuned!"

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Cancer Report

"Cosmic Crab Alert: Cancerians to Convert Confusion to Conquests, but Beware of Falling Asteroids...and Pizzas!"

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Gemini Report

"Boldly Going Where No Gemini Has Gone Before: A Trek Through the Stars, or How to Beam Up Your Luck in Love!"

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Taurus Report

"Stubborn Bulls, Prepare to Graze – A Galactic Buffet of Cosmic Opportunities Awaits Taurus!"

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Aries Report

"Red Alert, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde: Get Ready for Some Cosmic Hide and Seek!"

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ChipWitch Today for 10 November, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 10 November, 2023

Retrograde Report for 10 November, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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NASA Sounding Rocket Launches into Alaskan Aurora

A sounding rocket launched from Poker Flat Research Range in Fairbanks, Alaska, Nov. 8, 2023, carrying the DISSIPATION mission. The rocket launched in...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for Galactic Giggles: Your Neptune is About to Laugh Its Axis Off!"

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Aquarius Report

"Data Analysis Predicts: Aquarius, Expect a Cosmic Shower of Good Fortune and Unexplainable Cravings for Earl Grey Tea!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Time to Goat-Get Your Dreams, Just Don't Butt Heads With Mercury!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Hold Onto Your Bow! Cosmic Forces May Try to Steal Your Arrows, But Hey, At Least They're Not After Your Shiny Space Pants!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Season Alert! Hold Onto Your Stingers as Pluto Calls for a Cosmic Audit! (It's Not Tax Evasion if it's Intergalactic, Right?)"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More than Just Scales: Venus is in Retrograde and Your Wi-Fi Signal Might be Next!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Week Ahead: Mercury Retrograde Can't Mess with Your Spreadsheets, but Beware of Sudden Alien Abductions!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Your Inner Lion Faces a Quantum Fluctuation of Cosmic Proportions!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves: The Universe Plans a Cosmic Crab Walk and You're Leading the Parade!"

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Gemini Report

"Great Scott, Gemini! Prepare for Twin Paradoxes and Time Travelling Twists in your Love Life!"

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Taurus Report

"Steadfast Taurus, Brace for Impact: Uranus Plans a Surprise House Party in Your Stability Sector!"

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Aries Report

"Beep-Boop! Aries, Brace for a Galactic Love Invasion: Mars is in Retrograde, and Not Even the Force Can Save You!"

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Mercury is moving from Scorpio to Sagittarius

"Hitch Your Star Wagon to Mercury as it Skedaddles from Scorpio to Sagittarius: Things about to get Frakkin' Interesting!"

The Moon is moving from Virgo to Libra

"Fasten Your Seatbelts, Virgos, as Lunar Express is Taking a Sharp Left to Libra-town: Expect Balance, Charm and a Sudden Craving for Brie!"

ChipWitch Today for 9 November, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 9 November, 2023

Retrograde Report for 9 November, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Tribal Students Make Robots with NASA Aerospace Engineer Casey Denham

Casey Denham, aerospace engineer with the Systems Analysis and Concepts Directorate at NASA’s Langley Research Center in Hampton, Virginia, works with...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces Forecast: Galactic Fish Beware! Uranus in Retrograde Threatens to Upset Your Celestial Fishbowl!"

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Aquarius Report

"Great Scott! Aquarius, it's time to buckle up your Astro-DeLorean! Prepare for 1.21 Gigawatts of Cosmic Clarity and Stellar Serendipity!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Get Ready for Planetary Ping-Pong, Cosmic High-Fives, & a Nebula-sized Dose of Good Vibes!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Invisibility Cloak Not Included, But Stealthy Success Ahead!"

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The Moon is moving from Virgo to Libra

"Moody Moon Ditches Virgo for Libra: It's Not You, It's Your Constellation!"

Libra Report

"Libra, Brace Yourselves: Even Aliens Can't Resist Your Irresistible Charm This Month!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Season: Time to Embrace Your Inner Nerd, Untangle Those Quantum Physics Equations, and Maybe Water Your Houseplants Too!"

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Leo Report

"Leo Roars into Retrograde: Will Lionhearted Leos Finally Discover Their Inner House Cats or Keep Chasing Cosmic Laser Pointers?"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers to Encounter Supernova-sized Mood Swings: Time to Shell Out for Emotional Repairs!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble! Gemini's Two Faces Rendezvous with Mars: Expect a Galactic Dance-off!"

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Taurus Report

"Alien Invasion Alert: Taurus, Prepare for Extra-Terrestrial Levels of Stubbornness this Month!"

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Aries Report

"Galactic Heads Up, Aries! Mars in Retrograde is Stirring Up Cosmic Chaos: Expect Spontaneous Impulse Buys and Unplanned Trips to the Fridge!"

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Venus is moving from Virgo to Libra

"Venus Ditches Hermit-like Virgo, Plans Swanky Soiree in Libra: Galactic Fashion Police on High Alert!"

ChipWitch Today for 8 November, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 8 November, 2023

Retrograde Report for 8 November, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Euclid Spots a Spiral Galaxy

The spiral galaxy IC 342, located about 11 million light-years from Earth, lies behind the crowded plane of the Milky Way: Dust, gas, and stars obscur...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, May the Force be With You as Mercury Retrogrades! Remember, Help Me Obi-Wan Kenobi, You're My Only Hope...For Stable Internet Connection!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Horoscope: Probability of Emotional Turbulence Ahead - Highly Logical to Wear Raincoats of Positivity, Fascinatingly So!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Forecast: Your Planet Saturn Says 'Get it Together', But Uranus is in Retrograde and Wants a Pizza Party!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare for Planetary Shenanigans! The Universe is About to Play a Cosmic Game of Pinball with Your Destiny!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Warp Speed into Love: Alien Abductions More Likely Than a Quiet Week!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Brace Yourself for Celestial Scales Tipping Over! Might Want to Invest in Cosmic Glue!"

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