"Scorpio, Prepare for an Interstellar Twist: Even Black Holes Can't Escape Your Charm!"

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Scales: The Universe Plans a Cosmic Juggling Act!"

"Virgo, Get Your Geek On! Planets Align for Epic Spreadsheet Party in Your Honor!"

"Leo Forecast: Will Your Mane Attract More Attention or Tangle in the Cosmic Hairbrush? Stay Tuned!"

"Cosmic Crab Alert: Cancerians to Convert Confusion to Conquests, but Beware of Falling Asteroids...and Pizzas!"

"Boldly Going Where No Gemini Has Gone Before: A Trek Through the Stars, or How to Beam Up Your Luck in Love!"

"Stubborn Bulls, Prepare to Graze – A Galactic Buffet of Cosmic Opportunities Awaits Taurus!"

"Red Alert, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde: Get Ready for Some Cosmic Hide and Seek!"

A sounding rocket launched from Poker Flat Research Range in Fairbanks, Alaska, Nov. 8, 2023, carrying the DISSIPATION mission. The rocket launched in...

"Pisces, Prepare for Galactic Giggles: Your Neptune is About to Laugh Its Axis Off!"

"Data Analysis Predicts: Aquarius, Expect a Cosmic Shower of Good Fortune and Unexplainable Cravings for Earl Grey Tea!"

"Capricorn: Time to Goat-Get Your Dreams, Just Don't Butt Heads With Mercury!"

"Sagittarius, Hold Onto Your Bow! Cosmic Forces May Try to Steal Your Arrows, But Hey, At Least They're Not After Your Shiny Space Pants!"

"Scorpio Season Alert! Hold Onto Your Stingers as Pluto Calls for a Cosmic Audit! (It's Not Tax Evasion if it's Intergalactic, Right?)"

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More than Just Scales: Venus is in Retrograde and Your Wi-Fi Signal Might be Next!"

"Virgo's Week Ahead: Mercury Retrograde Can't Mess with Your Spreadsheets, but Beware of Sudden Alien Abductions!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Your Inner Lion Faces a Quantum Fluctuation of Cosmic Proportions!"

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves: The Universe Plans a Cosmic Crab Walk and You're Leading the Parade!"

"Great Scott, Gemini! Prepare for Twin Paradoxes and Time Travelling Twists in your Love Life!"

"Steadfast Taurus, Brace for Impact: Uranus Plans a Surprise House Party in Your Stability Sector!"

"Beep-Boop! Aries, Brace for a Galactic Love Invasion: Mars is in Retrograde, and Not Even the Force Can Save You!"

"Hitch Your Star Wagon to Mercury as it Skedaddles from Scorpio to Sagittarius: Things about to get Frakkin' Interesting!"

"Fasten Your Seatbelts, Virgos, as Lunar Express is Taking a Sharp Left to Libra-town: Expect Balance, Charm and a Sudden Craving for Brie!"

Casey Denham, aerospace engineer with the Systems Analysis and Concepts Directorate at NASA’s Langley Research Center in Hampton, Virginia, works with...

"Pisces Forecast: Galactic Fish Beware! Uranus in Retrograde Threatens to Upset Your Celestial Fishbowl!"

"Great Scott! Aquarius, it's time to buckle up your Astro-DeLorean! Prepare for 1.21 Gigawatts of Cosmic Clarity and Stellar Serendipity!"

"Sagittarius: Get Ready for Planetary Ping-Pong, Cosmic High-Fives, & a Nebula-sized Dose of Good Vibes!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Invisibility Cloak Not Included, But Stealthy Success Ahead!"

"Moody Moon Ditches Virgo for Libra: It's Not You, It's Your Constellation!"

"Libra, Brace Yourselves: Even Aliens Can't Resist Your Irresistible Charm This Month!"

"Virgo Season: Time to Embrace Your Inner Nerd, Untangle Those Quantum Physics Equations, and Maybe Water Your Houseplants Too!"

"Leo Roars into Retrograde: Will Lionhearted Leos Finally Discover Their Inner House Cats or Keep Chasing Cosmic Laser Pointers?"

"Crabby Cancers to Encounter Supernova-sized Mood Swings: Time to Shell Out for Emotional Repairs!"

"Double Trouble! Gemini's Two Faces Rendezvous with Mars: Expect a Galactic Dance-off!"

"Alien Invasion Alert: Taurus, Prepare for Extra-Terrestrial Levels of Stubbornness this Month!"

"Galactic Heads Up, Aries! Mars in Retrograde is Stirring Up Cosmic Chaos: Expect Spontaneous Impulse Buys and Unplanned Trips to the Fridge!"

"Venus Ditches Hermit-like Virgo, Plans Swanky Soiree in Libra: Galactic Fashion Police on High Alert!"

The spiral galaxy IC 342, located about 11 million light-years from Earth, lies behind the crowded plane of the Milky Way: Dust, gas, and stars obscur...

"Pisces, May the Force be With You as Mercury Retrogrades! Remember, Help Me Obi-Wan Kenobi, You're My Only Hope...For Stable Internet Connection!"

"Aquarius Horoscope: Probability of Emotional Turbulence Ahead - Highly Logical to Wear Raincoats of Positivity, Fascinatingly So!"

"Capricorn Forecast: Your Planet Saturn Says 'Get it Together', But Uranus is in Retrograde and Wants a Pizza Party!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare for Planetary Shenanigans! The Universe is About to Play a Cosmic Game of Pinball with Your Destiny!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to Warp Speed into Love: Alien Abductions More Likely Than a Quiet Week!"

"Libra, Brace Yourself for Celestial Scales Tipping Over! Might Want to Invest in Cosmic Glue!"