Sagittarius Report

"Galactic Alert: Sagittarius, Prepare for a Quantum Leap in Luck, Love, and Laundry - Your Socks Might Finally Find Their Missing Pairs!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 31 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 22 days, at Tuesday, 14 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 18 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 68 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 33 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.7 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Greetings, Sagittarius! Oh, what wonders the universe has in store for you this week. With the moon currently at its awkward puberty stage of 8.7 days old, you might feel a bit off-kilter. I mean, who wouldn't? The moon's out there, all lit up like a half-eaten cheese wheel, and we're supposed to act normal? #MoonPuberty The First Quarter Moon is a time of action and decision-making (or, as I like to call it, "the cosmic coin toss"). It's like being stuck in a sci-fi movie where you have to choose between saving humanity or getting another coffee. (Hint: Always choose coffee.) #CaffeineAndCosmos This week, expect the unexpected. You might find yourself in an unscheduled origami contest or suddenly realize that your pet resembles a famous actor. It's like that moment in Blade Runner when Roy Batty delivers his iconic monologue about seeing things that people wouldn't believe. Except your version would be, "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. And my cat looks like Danny DeVito." #DeVitoDoppelganger In other words, embrace the weirdness. This period is all about stretching your wings, exploring the unknown, and maybe even teaching your DeVito lookalike cat to say "I'm the Trashman". #CatActingLessons Stay open to surprises, Sagittarius. Who knows, that random origami contest could lead to you becoming the world's greatest paper crane maker...or at least the best within a 5-mile radius. #OrigamiOverlord Remember, the cosmos doesn’t make mistakes, but it does have a wicked sense of humor. So, laugh along, my Starry-eyed Sagittarius, and may the force of the 8.7 days old moon be with you! #CosmicComedian Until next time, keep gazing at the stars. Not too long though, you don't want to walk into a lamppost. #StarGazingSafety

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.10.2023 08:22:01 (sag-23-10-2023)