ChipWitch Today for 4 November, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 4 November, 2023

Retrograde Report for 4 November, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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Jupiter in Ultraviolet

NASA's Hubble Space Telescope reveals an ultraviolet view of Jupiter.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces: Brace Yourselves, the Universe is About to Spill its Cosmic Tea - Again!"

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Aquarius Report

"Alien Invasion Alert! Aquarius, You'd Better Keep Your Phaser Set to Stunning This Month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Brace Yourselves Capricorns, Saturn's Ringing And It Ain't Collect Call! Expect Cosmic Curveballs Galore!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Shoot those Arrows Straight into the Heart of Chaos: Galactic Law and Order Coming Through!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: Expect Cosmic Chaos, Mildly Amusing Planetary Alignments, and a Slight Chance of Existential Dread - Just Another Tuesday in the Universe!"

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Libra Report

"Libra Balance Report: Not a Tipping Scale in Sight or a Centauri in Disguise?"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Even More Organized Than Usual, or Just Mercury Playing Tetris in Your Chart?"

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Leo Report

"Fiery Leos, Prepare for Stargate Level Drama: Alien Abductions Highly Unlikely but Expect Sudden Increase in Charisma and Untamed Hairdos!"

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Cancer Report

"May the Fourth House Be With You: A Crab-Walking, Light Saber-Swinging Forecast for Cancer!"

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Gemini Report

"Calling all Gemini! Buckle Up, It’s Not a Rocket Ship, Just Your Love Life Taking Off!"

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The Moon is moving from Cancer to Leo

"Breaking Stellar News: Moon Packs its Crabby Bags, Roars into Leo's Den for a Star-studded Staycation!"

Taurus Report

"Bovine Star Gazers, Brace for a Cosmic Rodeo: Taurus, Your Planets are About to do the Cha-Cha!"

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Aries Report

"Aries Horoscope: Prepare for a Cosmic Knock-Knock Joke, as Mars is Knocking on Your Door with Galactic Giggles and a Side of Quantum Quirkiness!"

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ChipWitch Today for 3 November, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 3 November, 2023

Retrograde Report for 3 November, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, prepare for a cosmic splash! Neptune's playing Marco Polo, but Uranus refused to be 'it' again!"

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Aquarius Report

"May the Force Be With You, Aquarius: It's Time to Balance Your Inner Jedi and Sith... But No Death Stars, Please!"

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Capricorn Report

"Engage, Capricorn! Warp Speed to an Unexpected Love Encounter or Just Another Romulan Ambush? Stay Tuned!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Hold Onto Your Quarks! Your Galactic Adventures Await, No TARDIS Required!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Mars in Retrograde, Expect More Stings than a Bee Convention!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare for Balance Overload! Get ready to Tilt-a-Whirl on the Scale of Cosmic Justice!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Robo-forecast: Preparing for a System Upgrade, but Don't Forget to Oil those Emotional Gears!"

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Leo Report

"Leo: Time to Roar with Laughter as Planetary Ping-Pong Promises a Whirlwind of Wacky Experiences!"

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Cancer Report

"Blue Pill or Red Pill, Cancer? Either Way, Mercury is Still in Retrograde and Your WiFi Will Probably Crash!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Set Phasers to Fun! Prepare for a Cosmic Cluster of Interstellar Intrigue and Photon Torpedo-like Surprises!"

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Taurus Report

"Alien Cows Incoming! Taurus, Prepare for an Extraterrestrial Rodeo of Cosmic Proportions!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare for a Celestial Samba: Mars is Doing the Cha-Cha in Your Love Sector!"

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ChipWitch Today for 2 November, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 2 November, 2023

Retrograde Report for 2 November, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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Nighttime on the East Coast

This nighttime view from the International Space Station shows the city lights of the northeastern United States and major urban areas including Long ...

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Pisces Report

"Galactic Giggles Alert: Pisces, Prepare for a Stellar Splash as Neptune Sends Cosmic Waves Your Way, Might Want to Pack an Interdimensional Umbrella!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, This Week the Stars Warn: 'The Force is Strong with this One, But Don't Try Levitating Your Coffee Mug Just Yet!'"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare to Launch: Your Career's About to Skyrocket Faster than a Viper in a Cylon Dogfight!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Buckle Up! Your Stars Are More Mixed Up Than a Time Lord's Laundry Day!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio's Stars Forecast: A Galactic Tug-of-War Predicts Spicy Noodle Soup for the Soul and Sudden Telepathic Abilities - But Only With Houseplants!"

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Libra Report

"Libra Alert! Prepare your Scales, You're About to Experience a Cosmic Overload of Balance - Hope You've Been Practicing Your Tightrope Walking!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, I am Your Forecast: Embrace the Dark Side of Mercury Retrograde!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Week Forecast: Expect a Stellar Roar, Some Cosmic Hairballs, and a Galactic Catnip High!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Twin Trouble: Gemini, Hold onto Your Space Boots as Mercury Retrograde Invades Your Personal Space-Time Continuum!"

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Taurus Report

"Ground Control to Major Taurus: Brace yourself for a Cosmic Cattle-drive!"

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Aries Report

"Great Scott, Aries! Your Planetary Flux Capacitor is on Overdrive: Expect 1.21 Gigawatts of Cosmic Energy This Month!"

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The Moon is moving from Gemini to Cancer

"Hold Onto Your Pointy Hats, Folks! The Moon's Pulling a Houdini from Gemini to Cancer, Expect Emotional Tides and Multiplicity of Moods!"

ChipWitch Today for 1 November, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 1 November, 2023

Retrograde Report for 1 November, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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Just in Time for Halloween, NASA’s Juno Mission Spots Eerie “Face” on Jupiter

On Sept. 7, 2023, during its 54th close flyby of Jupiter, NASA’s Juno mission captured this view of an area in the giant planet’s far northern regions...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces Ponderings: Will Neptune’s Retrograde Turn Us into Fish or Just Make Us Want to Buy Aquariums?"

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Aquarius Report

"Galactic Newsflash: Aquarius, Prepare for Out-of-This-World Charm Overload - Even Cylons Can't Resist!"

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