"Brace Yourselves Capricorns, Saturn's Ringing And It Ain't Collect Call! Expect Cosmic Curveballs Galore!"
"Sagittarius, Prepare to Shoot those Arrows Straight into the Heart of Chaos: Galactic Law and Order Coming Through!"
"Scorpio: Expect Cosmic Chaos, Mildly Amusing Planetary Alignments, and a Slight Chance of Existential Dread - Just Another Tuesday in the Universe!"
"Fiery Leos, Prepare for Stargate Level Drama: Alien Abductions Highly Unlikely but Expect Sudden Increase in Charisma and Untamed Hairdos!"
"Breaking Stellar News: Moon Packs its Crabby Bags, Roars into Leo's Den for a Star-studded Staycation!"
"Aries Horoscope: Prepare for a Cosmic Knock-Knock Joke, as Mars is Knocking on Your Door with Galactic Giggles and a Side of Quantum Quirkiness!"
"Pisces, prepare for a cosmic splash! Neptune's playing Marco Polo, but Uranus refused to be 'it' again!"
"May the Force Be With You, Aquarius: It's Time to Balance Your Inner Jedi and Sith... But No Death Stars, Please!"
"Engage, Capricorn! Warp Speed to an Unexpected Love Encounter or Just Another Romulan Ambush? Stay Tuned!"
"Virgo's Robo-forecast: Preparing for a System Upgrade, but Don't Forget to Oil those Emotional Gears!"
"Blue Pill or Red Pill, Cancer? Either Way, Mercury is Still in Retrograde and Your WiFi Will Probably Crash!"
"Gemini, Set Phasers to Fun! Prepare for a Cosmic Cluster of Interstellar Intrigue and Photon Torpedo-like Surprises!"
This nighttime view from the International Space Station shows the city lights of the northeastern United States and major urban areas including Long ...
"Galactic Giggles Alert: Pisces, Prepare for a Stellar Splash as Neptune Sends Cosmic Waves Your Way, Might Want to Pack an Interdimensional Umbrella!"
"Aquarius, This Week the Stars Warn: 'The Force is Strong with this One, But Don't Try Levitating Your Coffee Mug Just Yet!'"
"Capricorn, Prepare to Launch: Your Career's About to Skyrocket Faster than a Viper in a Cylon Dogfight!"
"Scorpio's Stars Forecast: A Galactic Tug-of-War Predicts Spicy Noodle Soup for the Soul and Sudden Telepathic Abilities - But Only With Houseplants!"
"Libra Alert! Prepare your Scales, You're About to Experience a Cosmic Overload of Balance - Hope You've Been Practicing Your Tightrope Walking!"
"Galactic Twin Trouble: Gemini, Hold onto Your Space Boots as Mercury Retrograde Invades Your Personal Space-Time Continuum!"
"Great Scott, Aries! Your Planetary Flux Capacitor is on Overdrive: Expect 1.21 Gigawatts of Cosmic Energy This Month!"
"Hold Onto Your Pointy Hats, Folks! The Moon's Pulling a Houdini from Gemini to Cancer, Expect Emotional Tides and Multiplicity of Moods!"
On Sept. 7, 2023, during its 54th close flyby of Jupiter, NASA’s Juno mission captured this view of an area in the giant planet’s far northern regions...
"Pisces Ponderings: Will Neptune’s Retrograde Turn Us into Fish or Just Make Us Want to Buy Aquariums?"
"Galactic Newsflash: Aquarius, Prepare for Out-of-This-World Charm Overload - Even Cylons Can't Resist!"