Gemini Report

"Twins in Space: Gemini's Hilarious Journey of Tripping Over Cosmic Lego Blocks This Month!"

The next Gemini will start in 191 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 15 days, at Monday, 27 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 205 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 194 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 252 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 196 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The New moon is currently 28.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Howdy, Gemini! Strap on your space boots because this ain't your mama's horoscope. The moon is about as new as a freshly minted credit chip - 28.5 days old to be precise. That's younger than the socks I'm wearing (that's a joke, folks. I do change my socks...occasionally). This new moon is like a fresh start for you, Gemini. Time to kick out the old, bring in the new, and maybe even clean up that mess you call a spaceship...or a bedroom, depending on your locale. Now, hold onto your hats, or better yet, your space helmets, because the next full moon is comin' round the mountain quicker than a Reaver on a sugar high. 9:16:41, 27th of November, 2023, to be exact. If you're anything like me, you're probably thinking, "What in the gorram universe does that mean?" Well, I'll tell you. It means it's time to show the 'verse what you're made of. Don't just twiddle your thumbs and let life pass you by. Grab the bull by the horns...or the space cow...whatever floats your boat. Remember, Gemini, in the end, we're all just floating on a big rock in space. So, don't take life too seriously. Keep your chin up, your heart open, and never forget your towel. Tagging this with #GeminiGrit #SpaceCowboyAdvice #MoonMadness and #AstrologerWithAttitude. Until next time, stay shiny, Gemini.

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.11.2023 07:22:01 (gem-12-11-2023)