"Leo, Expect a Cosmic Hairball: Even The Universe Can't Control Your Mane This Month!"

"Cancer Crabs, Brace Your Shells! The Universe is Sending a Cosmic Tidal Wave of Love and Tofu!"

"Gemini, Fasten Your Seatbelts, We're About to Make the Kessel Run in Less than 12 Parsecs of Planetary Transits!"

"Hold Onto Your Horns, Taurus! Planetary Potholes Ahead Might Jostle Your Java!"

"Battle Stations, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde, or as we say in Astrology: Your Fiery Planet Took a Nap!"

The sun's first rays begin illuminating Earth's atmosphere in this photograph from the International Space Station as it orbited 260 miles above the c...

"Pisces Ponderings: Will Neptune's Influence Make You a Space Fish? - Stay Tuned for Galactic Giggles and Celestial Shenanigans!"

"Quantum Fluctuations Predict: Aquarius, Your Love Life May Experience More Twists than a Klingon's Forehead This Month!"

"Galactic Goat Alert! Capricorn, It's time to climb that cosmic mountain with a latte in one hand and a spreadsheet in the other!"

"Sagittarius: Prepare to Boldly Gallop Where No Centaur Has Galloped Before, Just Remember to Pack Snacks!"

"Scorpio: Beware of Mars Retrograde - It's More Stubborn than a Quantum Entangled Photon with an Attitude!"

"Calling All Libras: Your Scales Are About to Tilt into the Universe of Unforeseen Fun...Brace Yourselves for an Alien Abduction of Good Vibes!"

"Virgo Alert! Mercury Retrogrades in Denim: Time to Re-evaluate Your Laundry Habits, Not Just Your Life Choices!"

"Great Scott, Leo! Time to Roar into the Future with Flux Capacitor Confidence!"

"Unplugging from the Matrix: Cancer's Cosmic Recharge - Expect More Energy Than a Photon in a Particle Accelerator!"

"Double the Fun, Double the Trouble: Gemini, Prepare to Negotiate Like a Top-Tier Diplomat in this Month's Cosmic Trade Deal!"

"Highly Illogical: Taurus Bulls Prepare for Cosmic Rodeo in Retrograde, No Vulcan Mind Meld Required!"

"Red Alert! Aries, Prepare for Warp Speed Changes in Your Love Life, and No, it's Not Just Another Holodeck Simulation!"

A model of the Mariner-C spacecraft at the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) Lewis Research Center for a June 1964 Conference on Ne...

"Pisces, prepare for a cosmic splash! Neptune's doing the backstroke in your sign, setting the stage for some stellar synchronicities!"

"Aquarius, May the Force Be with You: Expect Galactic Shifts, Intergalactic Romances, and a Chance of Meteor Showers!"

"Capricorns Prepare for Cosmic Chaos: Saturn is Not Just a Gas Giant, It's Your Personal Life Coach!"

"Sagittarius, May the Force (of Jupiter) Be With You: A Galactic Guide to Navigating Your Star Wars-esque Love Drama!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to Warp Speed into a Cosmic Maelstrom of Love, Laundry, and Laser Tag!"

"Libra Alert: Cosmic Scales Tip Towards a Pizza Overload and Binge-Watching Cosmos - the Universe Has Spoken!"

"Virgo Alert: Mercury in Retrograde - Perfect Time to Blame All Your Geeky Obsessions on the Cosmos!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar with Laughter! Saturn's Got a 'Ring' Side Seat to Your Cosmic Comedy Show!"

"Cancerians, Prepare for a Cosmic Crab Walk as Neptune Gets Tangled in Your Pincers - It's time to Embrace Your Inner Sheldon Cooper!"

"Double Trouble or Twice the Fun? Gemini's Cosmic Twister Forecast: There’s a 99.9% Chance of Unpredictable Mirth and a Slight Possibility of Misplacing Your Keys...Again!"

"Stubborn Taurus Unearths Ancient Alien Artifacts; Still Refuses to Admit They Took a Wrong Turn at the Milky Way!"

"Brace Yourselves, Aries! Mars in Retrograde Set to Stir Up Your Inner Jedi - May the Cosmic Force Be With You!"

"Brace Yourselves, Space Cadets: The Moon's Swapping Its Gemini Twins for Crustaceous Cancer - It's Going to be Claw-some!"

The spectacular aurora borealis, or the “northern lights,” over Canada is sighted from the space station near the highest point of its orbital path. T...

"Subatomic Shift Alert! Neptune's Doing the Macarena Again, Pisces - Buckle Up for a Cosmic Cha-Cha of Emotions!"

"Aquarius, This Week the Force is With You...and So is Mercury in Retrograde: May the odds of cosmic chaos be ever in your favor!"

"Beep Boop Beep! Capricorn, Your Stars are Aligning Quicker than the Millennium Falcon in Hyperdrive!"

"Sagittarius, Get Your Quiver Ready: An Arrow of Galactic Influence is About to Hit Your 'fun-ction' Zone!"

"Scorpio, May the Force be With You! But Watch Out for Wookiee-like Misunderstandings in Communication!"

"Libra: The Scales Are Tipping! Time to Balance the Force... Or Just Your Checkbook!"

"Virgo, Time to Channel Your Inner Nerd: A Week of Quantum Physics, Crunchy Granola, and Unexpected Romance!"

"Roaring in the Cosmos, You Are! Leo's Galactic Giggles Forecast, This is!"

"Oh, Dear! Galactic Crab Alert: Cancerians Set To Embrace Their Inner Jedi This Month!"

"Double Trouble or Double Delight? Gemini's Twofold Adventure in a Galaxy Far, Far Away!"

"Taurus, May the Fourth Be With You: This Month's Astrological Forecast, Vader-Style"