"Aquarius: Prepare for a Cosmic Shower of Nerdy Charm, Quantum Quirks and Starry Shenanigans!"

"Hold Onto Your Horns, Capricorn! Timey-Wimey Stuff Ahead as Saturn Shifts Into Reverse!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Aim Your Cosmic Arrows at the Universe – Just Remember, There's No Reset Button in Space!"

"Scorpio, You've Got the Force: Now Stop Using it to Open Automatic Doors!"

"Libra, Get Ready to Flux Capacitor Your Balance! Cosmic Scales Tip in Favor of Extra Cheesy Pizza this Month!"

"Virgo, Embrace Your Inner Nerd: Planet Alignment Predicts a Cosmic Confluence of Tidiness, Effortless Efficiency, and UFO Sightings!"

"Leonine Stardust Chronicles: Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Roar, but Don't Forget to Tidy up your Mane!"

"Crustacean Constellation Commotion: Cancer Stars Align for Galactic Game of Tag. Expect Shell-Shocking Changes!"

"Twins Alert! Gemini, Prepare for a Cosmic Juggling Act, And Remember, No One Likes a Show-Off!"

"Planetary Bull Market: Taurus Grabs Cosmos by the Horns in a High-Stakes Galactic Rodeo!"

"Brace Yourselves Aries, Mars is in Retrograde: Expect Spontaneous Combustion of Socks and Multiplication of House Plants!"

NASA astronauts Michael Hopkins (left) and Rick Mastracchio, both Expedition 38 flight engineers, pose for a photo with a Thanksgiving meal in the Uni...

"Pisces: Prepare to Dive Deep into the Cosmic Sea, But Don't Forget Your Galactic Snorkel!"

"Aquarius Forecast: Expect Cosmic Showers of Inspiration - Don't Forget Your Celestial Umbrella!"

"Capricorn: Brace For Impact As Saturn Sends You More Homework Than a Quantum Physics Major!"

"Neo Called, Sagittarius! He Said to 'Dodge This' Mercury Retrograde Like You're Dodging Bullets in Slow-Mo!"

"Scorpio, Brace Yourselves! The Universe is About to Serve Some Galactic Humble Pie with a Side of Cosmic Sarcasm!"

"Libra, Use the Balance! Galaxy-Scale Decisions Await You!"

"Virgo, Prepare to Organize the Cosmos: Your Spreadsheet Skills are About to Become Galactic!"

"EXTERMINATE SELF-DOUBT, LEO! PLANETARY ALIGNMENT SETS STAGE FOR DOMINATION...OF YOUR TO-DO LIST!"

"EXTERMINATE! YOUR FEAR, DEAR CANCER - VENUS IS IN RETROGRADE, NOT YOUR LOVE LIFE!"

"Geminis Brace for Cosmic Twister: Doppelgänger Alert as Mercury Plays Peekaboo with Uranus!"

"Beware, Taurus! Venus Has a Crush on You: Cosmic Love Triangle Ensues!"

"Aries Rams Ahead: Brace for Impact or Enjoy the Ride - Either Way, Hold onto Your Asteroids!"

"Rejoice, Space Cadets! The Moon is Ditching Its Fishy Pajamas for Some Fiery Ram Horns!"

"Sun Ditches Scorpio Faster than the Millennium Falcon, Sagittarius Grabs the Lightsaber Next!"

NASA astronaut and Expedition 68 flight engineer Nicole Mann is pictured during a fit check of her spacesuit ahead of a planned spacewalk to upgrade t...

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in Cosmic Soup! Neptune's Serving Extra Stardust Sprinkles!"

"Beam Me Up, 'Quarius! It's Time to Exceed Warp Speed on the Love Planet Venus!"

"Capricorn: Time to Scale the Mountain of Success, or Just Binge Watch Star Trek? The Stars Weigh In!"

"Sagittarius, May the Force of Jupiter Be With You: Expect Galactic Shifts and Light-Speed Love Adventures!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to 'Be Back' this Month: Astrological Forecast Predicts a Resurgence of Your Inner Cyborg!"

"Libra, Brace Yourselves: The Stars Predict a Balance Overload. Oh Dear, Not Another Harmony Lesson!"

"Virgo: Expect a Nebula of Nerdiness This Week - Even Pluto's Heart Might Not Be As Cold As Your Ex's!"

"Leos, Prepare for the Sudden Urge to Roar: Your Main Mane Event is Here! Mars Enters Leo, It's Not Science Fiction, it's Astro-Reality!"

"Cancer, Brace Yourself: Gandalf Predicts a Shadowy Retrograde; You Shall Not Pass Without Laughing!"

"Get Ready, Gemini: 'I'll Be Back' - Your Retrograde Exes in Full Terminator Mode!"

"Beam Me Up, Bull! Taurus, It's Time to Moove Past That Black Hole of Stubbornness!"

"Battle Stations, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde and It's Throwing More Curveballs than a Nervous Physics Student at a Baseball Game!"

The NIRCam (Near-Infrared Camera) instrument on NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope’s reveals a portion of the Milky Way’s dense core in a new light. An...

"Pisces, Hold on to Your Fishy Fins! Retrograde is Coming, So Prepare for a Celestial Rollercoaster of Emotions… and Beware of Misplacing Your Keys!"

"Aquarius, Get Ready to Juggle Planets: It's 'Einstein Meets Cirque du Soleil' in Your Chart This Month!"

"Capricorn, Brace Your Goats: Your Stars are Plotting a Galactic Rebellion!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Embark on an Epic Quest! Brace for Impact with Mysterious Planets and Beware of Rogue Black Holes!"