The mated Russian-built Zarya (left) and U.S.-built Unity modules are backdropped against the blackness of space and Earth's horizon shortly after lea...

"Pisces Alert: Prepare to Swim Through A Cosmic Jello Pool of Emotions, Just Remember - No Doing the Backstroke in Infinity!"

"Aquarius: Brace Yourselves! The Universe Declares a Sock-Stealing Black Hole in Your Laundry Room This Week"

"Capricorn: Time to Terminate Your Doubts, Reset Your Future, and Say 'Hasta la Vista' to Your Comfort Zone!"

"Sagittarius, Phone Home! Your Planetary Wi-Fi is About to Get a Cosmic Upgrade!"

"Scorpio Forecast: The Galaxy's Most Intense Bug Prepares for a Cosmic Exoskeleton Upgrade!"

"Libra: The Scales Tip Towards Chaos, or Just Too Much Pizza? Find Out in This Week's Galactic Giggles Forecast!"

"Virgo Alert: Expect a Cosmic Kerfuffle of Planetary Proportions, or, Why Your Houseplants Might Start Talking Back!"

"Leo, Brace Yourself: Your Mane Attraction This Month is Not Your Roaring Charm, But a Galactic Shift in Your Litter Box!"

"Cancer, Your Stars Are Aligning Better Than a Politician's Promises - Expect Less Flip-Flopping!"

"Boldly Going Where No Gemini Has Gone Before: A Cosmic Voyage to Discover Why Your Twin Self Keeps Misplacing Their Keys!"

"Prepare for Galactic Gridlock, Taurus! Your Planetary Traffic Report Indicates a Cosmic Congestion Ahead!"

"Aries, Hold Onto Your Horns! Mars is Retrograde and It's About to Get Real 'Space Invaders' Up In Here!"

"Brace Yourselves, The Moon is Pulling a Classic Virgo-Libra Switcheroo: Get Ready for Less OCD and More Love Beads!"

The Moon, left, Saturn, upper right, and Jupiter, lower right, are seen after sunset from Washington, DC, Thurs. Dec. 17, 2020. The two planets drew c...

"Pisces Forecast: Prepare to Swim Against the Current, Cosmic Salmon Style - Just Beware of Astral Bears!"

"Aquarius, prepare for Galactic Mayhem! Uranus spins in Retrograde - 'Your Lucky Number is π and Your Spirit Animal is a Quantum Particle!'"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Boldly Go Where No Goat Has Gone Before: Your Boss's Good Books!"

"Sagittarius: Brace Yourselves for a Galactic Roller Coaster, Quantum Physics in Retrograde!"

"Scorpio, Resistance is Futile: Embrace the Chaotic Constellations of Klingon Love Affairs and Romulan Job Promotions!"

"Libra, May the Balance Be With You: Brace for Galactic Harmony but Beware of Darth Vader-like Bosses!"

"VIRGO: Prepare for the Universe to Tidy up Your Mess! (No, Really, Your Room is a Disaster, Clean it Up)"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Cosmic Catnip is in Your Stars This Month!"

"Cancer, Prepare for a Cosmic Crab Walk: Moon's Going Retrograde and It's Bringing Extra Butter!"

"Gemini, Brace for Impact: Mercury's Retrograde is About to Turn Your Life into a Cosmic Sitcom!"

"Brace for Impact, Taurus: Even your Stubbornness Can't Deflect These Planetary Shenanigans!"

"Red alert, Aries! Cosmic Klingons on your Starboard Bow: Time to Engage Warp Speed or Risk a Full Phaser Meltdown!"

If spacecraft are to visit the outer Solar System, they must cross the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. The Pioneer mission was faced with the ...

"Pisces, Prepare for Cosmic Glitches: Mercury's Retrograde is Playing Havoc with Your Wi-Fi Again!"

"Alien Invasion or Just an Aquarius in Retrograde? Astrological Forecast Turns Upside Down!"

"Sagittarius, Your Galactic GPS is on the Fritz! Time to Ditch Quantum Physics and Trust the Hippie-Dippie Star Magic!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Red Pill, Blue Pill, or Maybe Just the Chocolate One? - Your Matrix-Inspired Astrological Update!"

"Libra's Scale Gets Tipped by Cosmic Shenanigans! Balance, Schmalance!"

"Virgo, You're About to be as Balanced as a One-Legged Reaver on Moonshine - It's Alignment Time!"

"Leo, Prepare for a Mane Event: Mars Aligns with Your Hairdresser giving Bouncy Curls to your Cosmic Destiny!"

"Crabby Cancers Brace for a Galactic Rollercoaster: It's Not Rocket Science, It's Astrology!"

"Brace Yourselves, Geminis! Mercury is Retrograding and it's About to Get More Twisted than a Time Lord's Timeline!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Love is Coming Out of the Stars Like a Xenomorph from Your Chest!"

"Aries, Prepare for a Timey-Wimey Tango with the Universe: It's Not Always About You, But This Week It Kinda Is!"

"Venus Makes a Jailbreak from Libra, Swaps Balance for Stinger in Scorpio - It's Not Personal, It's Astrological!"

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Upstream: Mercury Takes a Dive into Retrograde and Forgot Its Water Wings!"

"Aquarius, Hold onto Your Water Jugs! Mars is Crashing the Party and Neptune Forgot the Dip!"

"Capricorn: Prepare for Gravity Shifts in Your Favor as Saturn, Your Ruling Planet, Swears Off Its Diet and Gains Weight!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Juggle: Your Planets are Playing Cosmic Dodgeball!"